the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn’t enlightened because he’s angry?
Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.
Sure the worst Koreans but there are those other ones that have no idea how to take a break and end up dying at the age of 43 due to stress don’t accept no government handouts
They're smarter than all white people and rule the world yet are worse than white people and have been kicked out of 143 countries in world history and also they made the Holocaust happen so they could get Israel yet the Holocaust didn't happen though it should have totally happened oy vey it's anudda shoah gas the kikes race war now ironically only unironically ;)
If you look at how the guy who ran the whole thing describes it there's the front door (merit), the backdoor (big time donations), and the sidedoor.
This scheme is the sidedoor, which he says costs about 10x less than making a big donation.
So basically this is for rich people who are too cheap to go with the socially accepted bribery route like most rich people, so instead they go with a smaller amount of bribery with a little fraud thrown in.
Imagine being such a shit parent that you have to bribe people for you kids instead of teaching them right, and then being such a jew about it that you want to fuck up even more just to save some shekels.
Some paid 6.5 million dollars to get their kid into college, imagine being so dumb that you it requires this much money to get you in. I wonder which celebrity child is so stupid that the regular fee to buy you a fraudulent college entry isn't enough by more than an order of magnitude.
I hope the honorable journalists of TMZ figure this out soon I need to know.
I don’t get why anyone other than old money would opt for this over sending their kid to be King Shit on a state campus and get a decent education. Didn’t one of Tom Hanks kids go to northwestern and just be a douchey frat guy who made shitty rap music in his spare time??
If we didn't have the internet, it would be much harder to find such amusing retards. You're local retards are only good for so long before they're out of material.
I read that Loughlin's daughter made a video saying she didn't even care about school. lol Mannn hows shitty is it going to jail over your spoiled kid's school bribe and she doesn't even care.
These are federal charges, so the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines are going to apply. (These are technically non-binding, but most judges will generally follow them unless there's a very compelling reason to depart.) I played around with the guidelines calculator here and was getting recommendations in the 6 months to 2.5 years range, depending on what particular enhancements might apply (how to characterize the amount of the loss is probably the trickiest aspect).
People who don't care about school have always pissed me off, even when I was in Middle School. There's millions of children out there who can't go to school, some girls who risk getting killed if they go to school, and these spoiled brats just threw it away.
The best part is they didn't just fake the test scores, they got these kids admitted as athletes, sometimes in sports they didn't even play or that their high school didn't even have a team for.
And the kids had no idea! One kid showed up to orientation at USC and his advisor was like "oh, so your the tack star" and the kid was like "WTF are you talking about?"
Some kids also got into Texas and Wake this way. Imagine being such a failure that mommy and daddy need to drop several mil to get you into those schools lmao
Fuck that's embarrassing. There are dozens, if not hundreds of small private schools that are solely there to give fuckups from wealthy families a 'unique, student centered liberal arts education', and it doesn't hurt their career chances much because employers see 'private liberal arts college' and think it's good. Why not just drop your kid off at one of those and hope that they don't party hard enough to get kicked out?
That was my first thought as well. The place is already nicknamed "the University of Spoiled Children" and they had to pay extra to get in. And they had to commit fraud to do it because apparently the admissions office was like "nope, not even with a $500,000 donation."
At that point, just go to UC Santa Cruz or something. I've met a bunch of people from there and they certainly seemed to know how to party a lot and never attend class.
These are middle tier rich people who can't afford to pay the big bucks for library wings or new buildings but are rich enough to pay a dude to fraudulently get their kids in with fake test scores.
They’re the kind of people who have to pay half million dollar bribes to go to college. Of course they think it’s smart to file their crimes with the IRS.
That entire article is an amazing argument for a 100% estate tax.
Unsurprisingly, her subscribers questioned her comments, and Olivia quickly followed up two days later with an apology video titled, “im sorry.” “It’s a privilege, and it’s a blessing. And I’m really grateful,” she said of attending college. “I think a lot of people obviously like to attack me because I’ve grown up a different life, and again that’s not me. Everything I say I’m like walking on eggshells because I’m freaking out about saying something wrong.”
When someone I know admitted she cared more about partying than studying, her mother cut her college funds once she started performing poorly.
That should have happened a long time ago.
Olivia, according to court documents, did not complete her own application. Loughlin allegedly told a cooperating witness over the phone that Olivia “has not submitted all her college [sic] apps and is confused on how to do so.” The unnamed witness responded, saying they directed an employee to submit Olivia’s application of her behalf.
Imagine being so clueless you can't even fill out a college application.
Couldnt they just donate quarter of million dollars to the university and get their kids admitted. I mean Daddy's son in law gave couple of million to Harvard.
IIRC, the empirical work on SAT/ACT test prep (Kaplan and other places) shows that it -- on average -- raises the test scores of rich white people from good high schools very little.
I guess that makes sense. The kids going to those kind of schools are already being given ample resources to academically excel to their rough potential. For me, just taking test after test from ACT practice books helped.
These people cheated the system and haven't actually earned their place at a prestigious university based on merit. Haven't black people been doing that for years?
Didn't she play a transwoman in the comedy/drama TransAmerica (presented by The Weinstein Company and IFC Films)? And the more stable one in Desperate Housewives.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-12
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1 kjmiller7 2019-03-12
Some of the politically purest and funniest shit to come out this year, Drama needs this
1 elephantofdoom 2019-03-12
They've been pulling this shit for years, otherwise on pure academic merit every single top level college would just be a bunch of nerdy Jewish guys.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-03-12
Nah you’re got a ton of AA to
1 Chicup 2019-03-12
Well the government pulls this shit for them.
1 questionablyrotten 2019-03-12
Sure the worst Koreans but there are those other ones that have no idea how to take a break and end up dying at the age of 43 due to stress don’t accept no government handouts
1 dongslayer6669 2019-03-12
Biology prof my freshman year of college talked about how he's tried to retire 3 times but ends up coming back everytime
I'll give you two nuclear guesses what race he was
1 questionablyrotten 2019-03-12
Probably Worst Korean. It’s a shame you don’t see all that many Best Koreans walking around
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-12
When you do, they're getting assassinated.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-12
Japanese?
1 canipaybycheck 2019-03-12
Dumbass. They love the handouts and they think we're stupid for giving them away
1 unbanwoodser 2019-03-12
Imagine how many more Supreme Gentlemen we'd have if college was nothing but Jews and Asians.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-12
/r/hapas in shambles
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-12
They might have to recruit judges from, dare I say it, a state school.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-03-12
Are you forgetting the orientals?
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-03-12
If only we could
1 -Shank- 2019-03-12
The poos tend to do very well also
1 angrypotato1 2019-03-12
1.5 billion of em a few gotta be smart
1 MagicTrashPanda 2019-03-12
Also, dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature.
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1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
lmao yeah purely academic merit
1 chunk_o 2019-03-12
muh nipootism :(((
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
are you trying to pretend its not real and jews are just smart lol
not smart enough to stop getting kicked out of countries or hold off on the blood draining for a few generations
1 chunk_o 2019-03-12
Blacks have low iq
men and women are different. Stop ignoring science, races and genders have measurable differences.
uhh uhhh
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
yeah but blacks having low iq and women being dumb is empirically proven and nobody actually believes jews are smart
1 chunk_o 2019-03-12
This is a boat load of cope.
You realize there are studies on this right?
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
oh, studies, i guess thats cool then
theres also studies on phrenology and jewish phenotypes if you love studies so much
1 chunk_o 2019-03-12
ok, I do love studies...
1 Red_of_Head 2019-03-12
Yeah they’re morons they just own governments, the media, corporations and billions of dollars.
1 duckraul2 2019-03-12
When you kill jews lmao
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1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-12
Not an argument
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-12
Peak mayo cope right here
1 Plexipus 2019-03-12
Yet smart enough to rule the world, according to you, I'm guessing
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-12
No no no you dont get it the jews arent smart he's just a moron
1 Plexipus 2019-03-12
They're smarter than all white people and rule the world yet are worse than white people and have been kicked out of 143 countries in world history and also they made the Holocaust happen so they could get Israel yet the Holocaust didn't happen though it should have totally happened oy vey it's anudda shoah gas the kikes race war now ironically only unironically ;)
no I totally get it
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
lmao how are you this confused
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
they dont rule the world, they just want to and think they deserve to so they give other jews jobs and free money
thats kinda the problem most people have with them fyi even leftists
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1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-12
Maybe there's nepotism in play, but the fact of the matter is that they objective do have higher IQ.
1 captainpriapism 2019-03-12
no they dont lol
1 BUILDWALL 2019-03-12
the autistic juden are literally the ones doing this though lmao
if it was merely academic merit it would be 50% slant eyes
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-12
The best is Donnie Jr weighing in on it with a severe lack of self awareness
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-12
Link?
1 Bluest_waters 2019-03-12
?
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-12
Huh?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-12
Eric's not sure where he put his collage.
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-12
Aunt Becky about to become someone else's bitch.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-12
Couldnt they just write a check to the colleges?
How retarded are their kids lmao?
1 sfox2488 2019-03-12
If you look at how the guy who ran the whole thing describes it there's the front door (merit), the backdoor (big time donations), and the sidedoor.
This scheme is the sidedoor, which he says costs about 10x less than making a big donation.
So basically this is for rich people who are too cheap to go with the socially accepted bribery route like most rich people, so instead they go with a smaller amount of bribery with a little fraud thrown in.
1 carb0ncl1mber 2019-03-12
Excellent explanation.
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-03-12
Fuck, this is a better explanation than any of the major news sites.
/r/drama truly is the finest place on the internet.
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-03-12
Low bar
1 aef823 2019-03-12
Imagine being such a shit parent that you have to bribe people for you kids instead of teaching them right, and then being such a jew about it that you want to fuck up even more just to save some shekels.
Sounds nostalgic tbh.
1 ricksansmorty 2019-03-12
Some paid 6.5 million dollars to get their kid into college, imagine being so dumb that you it requires this much money to get you in. I wonder which celebrity child is so stupid that the regular fee to buy you a fraudulent college entry isn't enough by more than an order of magnitude.
I hope the honorable journalists of TMZ figure this out soon I need to know.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
William H. Macy's oldest daughter was one kid who benefited from these arrangements.
1 hyledog 2019-03-12
I don’t get why anyone other than old money would opt for this over sending their kid to be King Shit on a state campus and get a decent education. Didn’t one of Tom Hanks kids go to northwestern and just be a douchey frat guy who made shitty rap music in his spare time??
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
Chet Hanks, lmao. He looks like a douche.
1 hyledog 2019-03-12
Oh boy do I have something special for you
https://youtu.be/u-NeGDOIVco
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-12
My sides
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-12
The internet was a mistake.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-03-12
If we didn't have the internet, it would be much harder to find such amusing retards. You're local retards are only good for so long before they're out of material.
1 AnnArchist 2019-03-12
lol did Tom produce this music video?
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-12
Why does he have to menacingly close in on me at a gradual pace? Daddy Hanks why.
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-03-12
His dad named him Chet, he never had a chance.
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-12
The budget 'Chad'.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-03-12
Big name colleges are still relevant to old money.
1 Lysis10 2019-03-12
I like how people think this is a new thing.
I'm curious how they got caught though. The news says that the kids didn't know, so someone snitched I guess.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
They seriously got live updates and the guy at the center of it faces 65 years in prison 😂😂
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/college-admissions-cheating-felicity-huffman-lori-loughlin/index.html
1 Lysis10 2019-03-12
damn, thanks for the link.
I read that Loughlin's daughter made a video saying she didn't even care about school. lol Mannn hows shitty is it going to jail over your spoiled kid's school bribe and she doesn't even care.
1 solastsummer 2019-03-12
None of these people are going to jail. These people will get a stern talking to and pay a fine.
1 gigi-has-issues 2019-03-12
Homie one of the charges is mail fraud and your local postman does NOT fuck around.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-12
Commit a millions regular frauds, and you get a fine. Commit one fraud that uses the postal system and the USPIS will break your fucking kneecaps.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
Postal inspectors are NO FUCKING JOKE. They got Jussie. Remember that
1 xlhat 2019-03-12
He'll go postal ?
1 canipaybycheck 2019-03-12
Only the poor sap, who got 1.5k per SAT he took, will go to jail for any amount of time. Well, also the ringleader who made bank off these idiots.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-12
These are federal charges, so the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines are going to apply. (These are technically non-binding, but most judges will generally follow them unless there's a very compelling reason to depart.) I played around with the guidelines calculator here and was getting recommendations in the 6 months to 2.5 years range, depending on what particular enhancements might apply (how to characterize the amount of the loss is probably the trickiest aspect).
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
That's what money and privilege will get you, minus common sense.
1 CosmicPaddlefish 2019-03-12
People who don't care about school have always pissed me off, even when I was in Middle School. There's millions of children out there who can't go to school, some girls who risk getting killed if they go to school, and these spoiled brats just threw it away.
1 AnnArchist 2019-03-12
65 years for this is ridiculous.
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-03-12
Tbh who cares about the guy at the center, I’m more pissed at his consumers.
1 sfox2488 2019-03-12
The best part is they didn't just fake the test scores, they got these kids admitted as athletes, sometimes in sports they didn't even play or that their high school didn't even have a team for.
And the kids had no idea! One kid showed up to orientation at USC and his advisor was like "oh, so your the tack star" and the kid was like "WTF are you talking about?"
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
when you're too dumb to let your kid in on the scheme
1 Brumaired 2019-03-12
Other way around. The kids are dumb as shit and are barely literate.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
If they needed mommy to spend $6 million on college entry, I guess you have a point
1 ioiidnsksi 2019-03-12
their parents are retarded too, they just could have gave a public donation to the college
1 ACowardlySpartan 2019-03-12
That’s a lot more expensive than this was. Bribes are for the lower class elites.
1 aef823 2019-03-12
Bribes costs 6 mill at the most usually.
These dumbasses just think making the plan even more complex means people won't find out.
1 FakeFactFan 2019-03-12
You need to donate more than $100,000 to get the attention of well-endowed private universities
1 FineLow 2019-03-12
There's a video of one of the girls that got in this way and she said all she wants to do at college is party nothing else.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-12
She just wants to ride the cock mobile
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-12
P L A U S I B L E
D E N I A B I L I T Y
1 snallygaster 2019-03-12
Imagine being so mediocre that your parents have to pay half a million dollars for you to get into USC
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-12
Some kids also got into Texas and Wake this way. Imagine being such a failure that mommy and daddy need to drop several mil to get you into those schools lmao
1 snallygaster 2019-03-12
Fuck that's embarrassing. There are dozens, if not hundreds of small private schools that are solely there to give fuckups from wealthy families a 'unique, student centered liberal arts education', and it doesn't hurt their career chances much because employers see 'private liberal arts college' and think it's good. Why not just drop your kid off at one of those and hope that they don't party hard enough to get kicked out?
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-12
They want the midsized to large college "experience" (ie party scene) that you can't get at small liberal arts schools.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-12
That was my first thought as well. The place is already nicknamed "the University of Spoiled Children" and they had to pay extra to get in. And they had to commit fraud to do it because apparently the admissions office was like "nope, not even with a $500,000 donation."
At that point, just go to UC Santa Cruz or something. I've met a bunch of people from there and they certainly seemed to know how to party a lot and never attend class.
1 Shalabadoo 2019-03-12
That doesn’t score mommy and daddy points at the country club though
1 bluetux 2019-03-12
hey man i resent that, i went to class sometimes
1 CosmicPaddlefish 2019-03-12
So it's like that one rich kid on the football team that nobody is allowed to tackle, but on a college scale.
1 exe_cleveland 2019-03-12
Imagine spending all that money and taking all that risk, and you still go to USC. 😂
1 Chicup 2019-03-12
I thought you donated a new wing to the library or something and thats how you got your kid in. Seems a lot less complicated.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
There's only so many wings a library needs. Guess no one was willing to spring for the international airport.
1 Chicup 2019-03-12
Go big or Becky goes to state college.
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-12
She was paying to get into state college....
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-03-12
Who needs airports when you can have secret underground sex dungeons.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-12
"Well, Yale could use an international airport"
1 W9CR 2019-03-12
fixt.
1 -SetsunaFSeiei- 2019-03-12
I’ve seen this around a few times now, where is this meme from?
1 Psyman2 2019-03-12
Reality
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-12
Simpsons
1 JCDchameleon 2019-03-12
A little too pricey for all these literal D-tier side character actors
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-12
That’s the more straightforward and more expensive method.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-12
These are middle tier rich people who can't afford to pay the big bucks for library wings or new buildings but are rich enough to pay a dude to fraudulently get their kids in with fake test scores.
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-03-12
Idk, whoever dropped $6.5 million to get their kid admitted through this method may just have more money than brains.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-03-12
And kids have no brains
1 BastionYhwach 2019-03-12
this scheme is 10x cheaper
1 cragfar 2019-03-12
Funneling it through a charity for a tax deduction is like the dumbest thing they could have ever done.
1 ACowardlySpartan 2019-03-12
They’re the kind of people who have to pay half million dollar bribes to go to college. Of course they think it’s smart to file their crimes with the IRS.
1 HarbingeronLine2 2019-03-12
I had no idea that Celebrity children were so unintelligent and unable to achieve a college acceptance.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-12
Really?
1 HarbingeronLine2 2019-03-12
Cut-it-Out
1 Bluest_waters 2019-03-12
is there a bigger celebrity than Aunt Becky from full house?
no, of course not.
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
The biggest of them all. She was on for 9 whole seasons!!
1 AnnArchist 2019-03-12
Its funny because they could just as easily leverage their personal connections to get them the best jobs and educations. . .
1 RochelleH 2019-03-12
Ohhh, I want a piece of this kek.
1 byobombs 2019-03-12
The best part about this? Her one daughter is a youtuber and said in one of the videos she doesn't care about college lol
1 CosmicPaddlefish 2019-03-12
That entire article is an amazing argument for a 100% estate tax.
When someone I know admitted she cared more about partying than studying, her mother cut her college funds once she started performing poorly.
That should have happened a long time ago.
Imagine being so clueless you can't even fill out a college application.
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1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-03-12
Couldnt they just donate quarter of million dollars to the university and get their kids admitted. I mean Daddy's son in law gave couple of million to Harvard.
1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-12
Aunt Becky was hot
1 thomasJEROMEnewton 2019-03-12
This drama is purer than north korean meth!
1 parduscat 2019-03-12
The Feds got jokes. Also, as rich as these people are can't they just get their kids the best tutors possible to get their score high?
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-12
If your kid is dumb as a brick even the best tutor can't do much.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-12
IIRC, the empirical work on SAT/ACT test prep (Kaplan and other places) shows that it -- on average -- raises the test scores of rich white people from good high schools very little.
1 parduscat 2019-03-12
I guess that makes sense. The kids going to those kind of schools are already being given ample resources to academically excel to their rough potential. For me, just taking test after test from ACT practice books helped.
1 MelanoidNation 2019-03-12
These people cheated the system and haven't actually earned their place at a prestigious university based on merit. Haven't black people been doing that for years?
1 leparsdon 2019-03-12
It's over for affirmative-actioncels
1 Do_a_pushup 2019-03-12
Didn't she play a transwoman in the comedy/drama TransAmerica (presented by The Weinstein Company and IFC Films)? And the more stable one in Desperate Housewives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a7HXgYou-8
1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-03-12
🤮