Outcel

72  2019-03-12 by TheGreatAugust

Reddit Incel Community mainstay artist /u/hellcel has been revealed to be a fakecel when caught posting pictures of his girlfriend in a private discord server. Hellcel is promptly exiled and /r/Braincels is shaken to the core.

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*The case against Hellcel*

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/b0ax0h/proof_uhellcels_photo_was_not_from_the_internet/

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> I banned him. I contacted him asking him for the full pic so I could reverse search it and aditionally, if he wanted to, for a screenshot of the results of his own reverse search, but he refused to provide either. I take it that means it was his own OC.

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*The hate against Hellcel*

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/b02o1f/fuck_you_uhellcel_you_fake_larping_faggot_leave/

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> I fucking trusted you

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> Wow, just wow. Look at the size of his hand too, he's probably like 6'3". To imagine the fact that I've been reading a Chad's posts makes me sick to my stomach.

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> Every single time I give being social a chance something like this happens. Why are all communities full of social parasites?

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*The case against you filthy normies*

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/b04poe/hellcels_exposing_has_made_it_all_really_sink_in/

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>Normies....are more fascinated by incels than they let on. They "hate" us but can't help laugh and be enticed by the intelligence, creativity, and humor of this sub. People are actually posing as incels voluntarily now. We've made it bros!!!

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*Paranoia creeps in*

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/b0bgyu/the_fact_is_hellcel_probably_has_5_other_braincel/

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> I could be hellcel for all you know, there's no way to tell. I don't trust none of you anymore. Fucking normies ruin everything.

19 comments

I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.

Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.

The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.

It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.

Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  2. /u/hellcel - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*

  3. /r/Braincels - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*

  4. https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  5. https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  6. https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

  7. https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/... - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

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let's be honest. braincels is the coolest sub on reddit.

Normies....are more fascinated by incels than they let on. They "hate" us but can't help laugh and be enticed by the intelligence, creativity, and humor of this sub. People are actually posing as incels voluntarily now. We've made it bros!!!

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"incel" is going to transform the same way as "nerd" did.

First everybody hates them, than everybody likes them, than everybody wants to be them, than Hollywood makes a multi-billion shared universe starring Eliott Rodgers and blackops2-cel

Why bother looking for extraterrestrial intelligence if we can't even find it here?

Maybe it's fuckable?

Greetings, faggots:

My name is xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe], Interplanetary Diplomat for the Andromeda Galaxy. I would like to begin this message by assuring you that I am not a camping faggot, nor will my people attempt to quick scope you. Although we have amassed many 360 no scopes throughout our collective lives, we come with a message of peace. I hope to make clear that this is a knife-only match and we will not be attempting any faggotry, nor will we feed mid. We wish only to share our swag amongst your people, you fucking aim botting hackers.

My clan and I have traveled many millions of light years in search of sentient life, visiting thousands of planets in an attempt to make contact and find the dankest kush. While we have been forced to pwn many noobs and fuck countless mothers on several of those worlds, reking their shit harder than a Haitian Earthquake, we only did so out of self-preservation. None of those planets held any life beyond the hostile and untamable, nor any blunts to blaze upon. It was truly us against them; however, we wish to make it clear that we do have blood on our hands. We, as an intergalactic species, understand that trust is founded upon honesty, and thus tell you retard hackers of our former faggotry. That said, we assure you that your obese, apartment dwelling neckbeards will stand safely beside us and shall never be shrekt.

We first located your planet nearly six Earth years ago and have been monitoring your communication devices, which you call β€œX-Box,” to learn your jargon and construct our message of peace. We hope that you understand our dialect and not see us as pay 2 win feeders. In order to further express our good faith, we have amassed a large collection of Code Red Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos, which we would like to share with your MLG pros. We hope you accept our offering in peace, and that you not fuck our mothers. We wish only to become allies with you, the faggot tryhards of Earth.

Please find us waiting for you at your trailer park tomorrow at sunrise. We will be in the large flying aircraft, which should be just a few pounds lighter than that of your mother's left tit.

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I AM FUCKING HONORED

Beautiful.

Imagine not being an incel lol

The guy who pushed to have him banned also posts his art to the sub. Was this a way of eliminating the competition? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Imagine wanting gussy 🀒

They finally have something people find genuinely interesting, and they hate it. Gee, I wonder why they have trouble getting laid? All they do is REEE when someone takes an interest in them, how would that hurt their chances?

the amount of fakecels shows just how rare true incels are. that's how you know that truecels like me are 100% fucked.

it's fucking over for me. it's never going to get better

lmao