One of the biggest mayo delusions is the Bongs somehow tried to civilize Pajeets, but the truth is, that the Brits themselves got pajeeted by the time they left. Consider the English word, "jungle", "shampoo", "loot", or even "karma" which I'm writing this post for, all have Pajeet origins. Curry is probably the national food in Bongland, and commercial cricket is 100% under Indian control now, once the gentleman's game in Britain.

Well, as a mayo, you might say, the British brought rule of law in India, and a government system, to that I say, fuck you. Back in the Mughal days, if somebody wanted to outlaw shitting in public, you'd go to Delhi, go to the Mughal darbar, and say "please outlaw shitting in public", and then the ministers and the emperor would consider your proposition. The next time someone was caught shitting in public, this cool looking dude would catch him and then cut his legs off or something. Compare this to the faggot uniform of Indian Imperial Police.

Mayos also had an absolute shit taste when it came to death penalties. No longer was the good ol' Mughal-styled "Get-your-ass-blasted-by-a-cannon" punishment used, or National Pajeographic's featured game, "Elephanty Crush Saga". Instead mayos did cringy stuff like shooting 3 princes on a fucking gate because their daddy endorsed a rebellion of Pajeet soldiers raping and killing some bongs settled in India. This was probably the first instance of attempted mayocide in history, maybe the Haitian rebellion too, but lets pretend Haiti doesn't exist. It won't change much in history anyway.

We wuzz serial civilisers and sheit

Oh. Bongs did lots of rape. Lots. Even the Bong Governor General during the 1770s was a serial rapist. The Anglo-Indian community now numbers 500,000 within India. It only forms about 3 10^-5% of the Indian population but still. Shit stopped after Her Majesty, Queen Victoria, outlawed interracial bang bang and tried to calm shit down by taking control from the East India Company after Pajeets raped and killed English women back in 1857 as revenge, realizing that it was soon going to turn into a full on rape fest. Soon, British women were warned before visiting India, and because the rape was so intense that it's effects are felt even today. I had an Anglo-Indian friend whom we (the entire school) called a rapebaby jokingly. Don't know if it was the English mother or the Indian mother who got raped, but one of them had to get raped in order to conceive the mutt. Unfortunately, he died of suicide, reasons unknown.

We wuzz superior and sheit \Mayo Nationalist noises**

No, you were just a Jewish pawn all along. I wish I was joking but British India was basically a Jewish-run enterprise . The first Miss India was a Jew, and so was the Opium Wars. Bongs were just one level up in the food chain. All of mayo pride is basically taking credit for Jewish achievement, and then blaming it all on the Joos. The Bible, Jesus, Einstein, Bohr, Feynman, Neumann, shit, all that Western civilization mayos boast about is basically Jewish civilization handed to mayos. How ungrateful.

We wuzz railway builders and sheit

This is pretty hard to argue TBH, since I'm right now writing this from a train on a cross-country rail myself probably constructed during Bong rule. Bongs did build railways and in addition, built Pakistan as well, so it evens out.

Haha, but we ruled you faggots. Pajeets btfo

The sepoy has now become the sahib.

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