On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support
who the fuck uses fabric softener? isn't that just like toxic-cancer-chemicals that Procter and Gamble decided to market as a MUST HAVE for your laundry?
Honestly you shouldn't use it. It works by coating your clothes with waxy chemicals, which means it's easier to get dirty and harder to get clean. All for slightly softer fabric.
I am convinced that fabric softener is a conspiracy created by clothing and towel companies to render your clothes shittier faster and force you to buy more.
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I have never even seen fabric softener before. I just take my clothes down to the river and leave them gently gyrating tied to some paracord for a couple hours.
The only person I know of who uses it is my grandma. And hers is so old the label even looks dated. When she tried to pawn it off on my mom, Mom said no so she doesn't use it either. What is even the point of it?
I do...we couldn't afford it when I was a kid so it's a small luxury for me and it smells really really really good and makes your blankets sooooo soft. I use Downy Unstoppables too. I know I probably shouldn't use all this shit on my clothes all the time but I'm a mindless consumer for stuff that smells good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your mom throws a dryer sheet in the dryer when she does your laundry for you. Now put down the controller and look for a job. For Christ's sake you're 28 years old.
Honestly I’d ask for allowing people to vape IN class (provided you don’t do stupid shit like make massive clouds). If second hand vape is a concern, fund a study on the effects of vaping.
should be easy because you can't handle any pulp in your juice, you giant fucking pussy. Real men just have juice flavored woodchips and we fucking like it.
They actually provide a pretty good education FWIW. Beats the hell out of the 300 person lecture hall and recitations taught by heavily accented Chinese graduate students.
The fight for social justice will never end, brothers, sisters, and people beyond the binary! We are the 21st century civil rights movement! Fight hate!
The most infurating part about this is the section numbering style they used in the linked demands:
1.
1.
2.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS You use
1.
1.1
1.2
maybe even
1.
a)
b)
you fucking sociopaths.
How can you entitled shitbirds have the audacity to demand human rights when you not just simply lack any semblance of humanity, you're antithetical to to very idea?
I know of someone who graduated from Evergreen State College with a degree in "Pirate", because you could make your own degree. I don't believe this person is pirating as a career, but I could be wrong....
I did a summer program at SLC years back. It's harder to get into for sure, but holyyyy shit is it similar to Evergreen. They had meetings constantly about intersectional shit and the LGBT acronym they used had like 9+ letters. I have a picture of it
Aside from the inherent shittiness of phoneposting this, if anyone has a different way of doing this OR GOD FORBID A PROBLEM WITH THIS then I will fucking fight you.
Wrong. The supreme law of the land has made a determination on the correct formatting in 1 CFR § 21.11 (h). If you don't follow it, you have to go back.
Liberal arts college students: Why is college so expensive? How am I supposed to pay this 250k of debt off with a degree in Egyptian Genderfluid Interpretive Puppeteering?
Also Liberal arts college students: I demand you pay all of my living costs to a level well above the standard of living for most of this country.
Did anyone read the article the professor wrote that got them upset? It's better written but also idiotic in its own way, a lot of wahing about how the kids these days don't want to do right leaning activities. Like anyone wants to hang around with anyone of college age that's already identifying as conservative.
I had a bunch of friends that went to Colorado State University. Every time I went to a party up there, the rural hunter kids were hanging out with the crunchy granola kids. One time there was a spread of a bunch of shitty hippie food alongside a whole shit ton of elk that a redneck killed. It's almost like normal people can get along with people of different political persuasions.
Yeah, and how they're only organising events that in his mind cater to a left-leaning demographic, when really they're just appealing to the zeitgeist of people that age. I don't get the point you're trying to make other than "I'm a cunt".
Why would I make the point that you're a cunt? It's in your username, I don't need to point that out.
But yeah, you're right. College is meant to be a place to reinforce your existing biases, not to be exposed to differing viewpoints and learn critical thinking.
I mean, I know the whole differing viewpoints thing is a meme now, but have you considered that blandly regurgitating it suggests that if you went to college you probably didn't learn any critical thinking.
Look, I'd tell you not to be a loser your entire life, but I don't think you'd pay any attention, but either way can you avoid spraying your retarded opinions over me until you've learned to be less of an abject cuck.
To me this just seems like college students being trifty. They see an opportunity to get their expenses reduced and they take it, it's not being an snowflake, it's taking advantage of snowflakery to save money which is genius
To me this just seems like college students being trifty. They see an opportunity to get their expenses reduced and they take it, it's not being an snowflake, it's taking advantage of snowflakery to save money which is genius
I think English is the exception among major European languages for not having genders. Aside all the romance languages, Russian, German, and Greek all have genders.
English grammar is much more difficult to grasp though and has tons of exceptions but thankfully the retards in our country can't even use proper grammar so you'll fit right in if you don't understand it.
English has three problems (as an ESL speaker; for reference, I am Italian and I am B2/C1 in German):
1) The vocabulary is immense and very varied, with many different nuances and shades of meaning;
2) The pronunciation is a nightmare;
3) Much harder to infer the meaning of a new word through ethymology.
For example, to survive is überleben in German (über = over + leben = to live) and sopravvivere in Italian (sopra = over + vivere = to live) so if I know what the two words mean I can ger a sense of the meaning. In English sur = ? vive = ?
Yeah, but those are both mangled French loanwords. "Sur' doesn't mean anything by itself in English, whereas "über" and "sopra" are both words in their respective languages.
Mangled? Sur and vive are both perfectly valid words in French, and their meaning is the same. And there are other words in English that follow the exact same rules (surcharge, surplus, survey, and vivid off the top of my head.)
I think you'll find that overlook can also mean a view from above and through that can also mean the same thing as oversee/supervise/look over. Autoantonyms.
Oh I understand the ethymology, my point was that it was not „internal“, so to speak. If I know how to say „over“ and „live“ in English, I cannot infer the meaning of „survive“, like I can for Italian or German.
Much harder to infer the meaning of a new word through ethymology.
HUH?
Literally about 80% of all the words in the standard English dictionary are derived from latin. It should be pretty fucking close to the same in Italian, so I think really you're just fucking stupid.
Try leaning something like Japanese where they have literally 13 different counting systems based on the size and shape of the fucking shit you are counting.
Literally about 80% of all the words in the standard English dictionary are derived from Latin. It should be pretty fucking close to the same in Italian, so I think really you're just fucking stupid.
I think you did not get my point. Italian and German have generally an ethymology which is „internal“, therefore words tend to come from words still used in the language. That is not the same (as much) in English, where words are much more borrowed around. Sur and vive do not mean anything in English; über/sopra and leben/vivere have meanings in German/Italian.
Try learning something like Japanese where they have 13 different counting systems based on the size and shape of the fucking shit you are counting.
I try to learn Chinese as I lived in China actually! That‘s probably why German seemed so easy.
Since there's no "official" governing body it absorbs loanwords and newly constructed words governed really just by mass adoption. As the global lingua franca it gets the most exposure to those possibilities. In a lot of formerly colonized parts of the third world there may be a dozen native languages in one region so the educated will just use English.
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all those loanwords lol. My experience is that while the pronunciation is consistent on syllable basis just intuitively learning the rules took me at least a decade.
I thought learning some Latin would help. It did not. Spanish would have been more useful. While etymology does show a connection to a root, the nature of that connection can be ridiculously esoteric. For example, a tenet is a principle you strongly adhere to. In Latin it means "he (it?) holds", but holding can refer to many things of which an abstract idea is but one.
I mean dude English lmao. You can just make the word "bussy" and it works as long as people know wtf you're talking about. I don't think most languages "allow" that.
"Hi everyone, this is the mandatory seminar on intellectual elitism. As you're all attending Sarah Lawrence, you're definitely not part of the intellectual elite - and therefore you have nothing to worry about! That concludes the seminar."
Retards. Rights aren’t granted to you by your private college, the government has to provide them. And IS housing a right in the US? Would that make homeless people a weird anomaly?
Imagine being this entitled. Imagine not believing in the basic human right of free speech. I hope to god none of these people try to run for president someday because I'm scared of what people who don't believe in free speech will do--or try to do--to that freedom.
Believing in natural rights is retarded, but there is no doubt that a majority, or at least of plurality of burgers are willing to defend that particular spook.
Did anyone read the article that professor wrote for the New York Times? It was literally the tamest shit I've ever read--tamer than what Jordan Peterson or Brett Weinstein opined that got them hounded by whiny college bitch mobs even. Pretty much all he said was that colleges are dominated by left-leaning professors and (increasingly) left-leaning administrators who host events talking about typical mayo SJW shit with no ideological debate or alternative whatsoever. Then he argued in favor of viewpoint diversity. That's it. It's the biggest nothing-burger I've ever seen.
Yup, that was my take away. Basically he was saying "think for yourselves and don't take everything at face value" and people are triggered! And really, shouldn't that be some of the reason you go to college and why there should be a focus on critical thinking? (Also, I'm embarrassed I used the word "triggered" because it's so ridiculous, but I know that's what the kids are using these days).
So, my company is big on lame ass employee clubs or whatever, and i was in a room and the gay club pres was talking about having an "anonymous" survey for the office around acceptance or whatever.
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So I immediately called it a trap, which it was. She responded with, "I mean you'd have to say so many [insert a list of hip ists/isms] things before anything got done."
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Yea, well, the people reading these things might not be the most reasonable. So, best case is i fill this survey out and i get to keep my job, and worst is i get into trouble for wrong think or fired. I can attain the best case results by not filling out the survey with no risk.
I'd just like to add, as a student at Sarah Lawrence, not everyone agrees with this dumbass protest and all of their demands.
I agree with a lot of the demands on a social and political basis (I'm as far left as they come nowadays), but I've been mocking the everliving shit out of "we demand laundry detergent" since this started on Monday.
Not only are the demands stupid, but this protest accompanying the demands, is basically a party. There's bass boosted music, dancing, snacks, people being loud as shit banging pots and pans, and it was, originally, an invitation only sort of thing until it blew up.
I'm just glad it's nearly spring break here so they'll all fuck off for a few days.
Not only are some of the demands stupid, but this protest accompanying the demands, is basically a party. There's bass boosted music, dancing, snacks, people being loud as shit banging pots and pans, and it was, originally, an invitation only sort of thing until it blew up.
Not all of them are "durr free laundry detergent" tier, and I wish the school could afford half this shit. Like I said, I'm a leftist, so a lot of the shit aligns with what I want. But a lot of it is also "durr free laundry detergent" and "free housing for everyone reeeee".
Difference between myself and the protestors is that I don't, in any world, believe the college will ever consider more than three of these demands. Nor could the college afford to.
Honestly lmaooing at America what even is that fucking country. These people should be locked in rooms and have testimonies of people who have normal lives, their trials and tribulations, the problems people who arent completely retarded faggots who would kill themselves if they were to feel anything but complete comfort and contentment blasted in their ears 24/7.
These people are the walking embodiment of nietzches last men, the weakest people who have ever walked this planet.
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1 NeededToFilterSubs 2019-03-13
I really wish Snappy would source his quotes, that is a thread I want to see
1 TreLoon 2019-03-13
Imagine not being constantly on /r/drama and seeing every thread ever linked
What a loser lmao
1 theworldisanorange 2019-03-13
https://www.removeddit.com/r/aww/comments/apn9vn/on_9518_i_met_my_best_friend_nearly_5_months/
1 rnjbond 2019-03-13
What an amazing thread
1 PINGED_BY_RDRAMA 2019-03-13
The only way to pretend such degeneracy is to purge both people on the left and the right, so there won't be any disagreement with each other.
1 jlesli4671 2019-03-13
R A D I C AL
1 NeededToFilterSubs 2019-03-13
D U D E
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-03-13
You mean to prevent?
1 PINGED_BY_RDRAMA 2019-03-13
Yeah, that
1 AggravatingInside 2019-03-13
who the fuck uses fabric softener? isn't that just like toxic-cancer-chemicals that Procter and Gamble decided to market as a MUST HAVE for your laundry?
1 i_dramaposting 2019-03-13
I’m not sure if it still does but my mom taught me to never use it because it’ll end up ruining your clothes.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
My mother always told me that too.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13
I own a lot of clothing that outright says 'do not apply fabric softener' so there must be some truth to that.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Do you put it on your bussy tho.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13
I'm insulted. My bussy is always soft and I don't need no fabric softener.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
That’s not what the other boys told me.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13
They're hate us cause they anus
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-13
My mom used Suavitel fabric softener so I got ripped on in school for smelling like a trashy Mexican girl at her Quinceanera
1 420cocklover 2019-03-13
Hoky fuck I remember the Suavitel life 😂
1 pkkthetigerr 2019-03-13
Some kids in my class had their uniform shirts washed with a fabric softener that made white shirts blue.
1 reebokpumps 2019-03-13
Damn that’s crazy
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-13
I literally wouldn't know how to use fabric softener if you put me in front of a washing machine with a gun to my head.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Based and laundry pilled
1 CouchRadish 2019-03-13
More like based and laundry poded
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-13
Zoomers btfo
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-13
I just pour it into the place where you pour the liquids.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
My washer has a special slot.
1 RandolphCox 2019-03-13
ya her asshole bboooommmmm
agooosshhhh
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
😳😳😳🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-13
Ohhhhhh!
1 Quietus42 2019-03-13
Gussy-bussy? I'm conflicted.
1 Allur0 2019-03-13
You put it in on the rinse cycle you uncultured swine
1 elksandturkeys 2019-03-13
Lmao
1 AggravatingInside 2019-03-13
im literally wasting time researching this. it can be done after the wash with a liquid or during the dryer cycle with a dryer sheet.
must 'tumble-dryers' produce a natural softening thru the tumbling so the dryer sheets are generally more for anti-static and perfume.
the liquid stuff can be made out of stuff like beef tallow. so its basically smothering your clothes in perfumed-animal-fat
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-13
The dryer sheets leave a waxy residue that's slightly water resistant; that's why you NEVER use dryer sheets with your towels
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Thanks for the advice mom
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-13
You're welcome. The tendies are in the microwave if you get hungry later tonight.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-13
I would've lit my mother on fire if she microwaved my twenties.
1 xlhat 2019-03-13
Based and sutteepilled.
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-13
They’re just there to keep the cats off them; i taught you how to use the broiler remember sweetie? Just make sure you turn it off when you’re done
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-13
Is there anything worse than a non absorbent towel, when it's like trying to dry yourself with a plastic bag?
1 RobotApocalypse 2019-03-13
Yeah
A non absorbent, abrasive towel.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-13
AIDS.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-13
That’s actually good advise.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-13
Wtf, I love fabric softener now??
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-13
My laundry machine has a space labelled "Softener", I just went into the laundry room and looked. My wife's going to be mad that I entered her domain.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
You got a trad wife? Nice....
1 hentaiprincesss 2019-03-13
Cringe and Manchildpilled
1 PierligBouloven 2019-03-13
cucked
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-13
Pretty close.
1 allanmes 2019-03-13
Trad wife (male)? Niceee....
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
I unironically wish my fiancé was more trad.
1 e-guy 2019-03-13
Honestly you shouldn't use it. It works by coating your clothes with waxy chemicals, which means it's easier to get dirty and harder to get clean. All for slightly softer fabric.
I am convinced that fabric softener is a conspiracy created by clothing and towel companies to render your clothes shittier faster and force you to buy more.
1 9777 2019-03-13
I enjoy my underwear slightly softer, tyvm
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1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-13
Fabric softener supporters are shilling for Big Laundry
1 pepperouchau 2019-03-13
I just throw in gilette razors
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Really makes your laundry woke.
1 finesserphd 2019-03-13
shut up cant let the goyim stop buying my softener
1 30inchbluejeans 2019-03-13
These theories are getting more and more interesting by the day
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-13
literally prove him wrong
i fucking dare you
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-13
I have never even seen fabric softener before. I just take my clothes down to the river and leave them gently gyrating tied to some paracord for a couple hours.
1 KupKate95 2019-03-13
The only person I know of who uses it is my grandma. And hers is so old the label even looks dated. When she tried to pawn it off on my mom, Mom said no so she doesn't use it either. What is even the point of it?
1 Lifehacker85 2019-03-13
Maybe they want to ingest it. That may explain their intellectual disabilities.
1 angrybroad 2019-03-13
I do...we couldn't afford it when I was a kid so it's a small luxury for me and it smells really really really good and makes your blankets sooooo soft. I use Downy Unstoppables too. I know I probably shouldn't use all this shit on my clothes all the time but I'm a mindless consumer for stuff that smells good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-13
(((Procter and Gamble)))
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-13
'non toxic' is a marketing tactic, not an actual property
1 preserved_fish 2019-03-13
I mean what else is P&G gonna do with all the leftover tallow from soap production?
1 regeya 2019-03-13
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2016/12/16/millennials-fabric-softener-downy
Your mom throws a dryer sheet in the dryer when she does your laundry for you. Now put down the controller and look for a job. For Christ's sake you're 28 years old.
1 pvijay187 2019-03-13
1 throwaway_999912 2019-03-13
All these issues can be solved by daddy Yang's pocket money💰💰💰
1 193208123908 2019-03-13
Are juice boxes included in Yang's reparations proposal though?
1 OysterCookie 2019-03-13
Daddy Yang doesn't care what you spend your neetbux on, so you can buy all the tendies and juice you want
1 PlatavsPlomo 2019-03-13
But I thought Oppa Yang doesn’t like the juice
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-13
What about Nintendo switches? Are those for year end evaluations only?
1 pkkthetigerr 2019-03-13
5) vape break every three classes.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-13
)5
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-13
Honestly I’d ask for allowing people to vape IN class (provided you don’t do stupid shit like make massive clouds). If second hand vape is a concern, fund a study on the effects of vaping.
1 backltrack 2019-03-13
No. Vape in class whenever
1 perifery 2019-03-13
Honestly I’d have voted for that all day. A cheap simple and manageable measure that can benefit all students consistently.
The college could even add in some vitamins or supplements while they’re at it, god knows most students could do with them!
The only problem I see is the shitstorm it’ll take to get people to agree on juice with bits exclusively.
1 ablackenedrose 2019-03-13
No bits or pulp.
Fight me.
1 perifery 2019-03-13
Fight you? I’ll jjst take my big bros taser and shock you till you’re normal again bit boy
1 JustLions 2019-03-13
The compromise solution is a taser fight.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-13
should be easy because you can't handle any pulp in your juice, you giant fucking pussy. Real men just have juice flavored woodchips and we fucking like it.
1 LastNightsWoes 2019-03-13
The snuggle is real
1 ablackenedrose 2019-03-13
I'd be down for that.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-03-13
Isn't Sarah Lawrence a rich
kidlesbian school?1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-03-13
Leftoid Foid Destroyed
1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-13
Lefstroid
1 allanmes 2019-03-13
destroid
1 geraldo42 2019-03-13
Yes. I'd wager the vast majority of their students attended a prep school.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Imagine unironically going to Sarah Lawrence college.
1 Nebor 2019-03-13
You'd really have to love eating unwashed, bushy beav.
1 JustTheBluntTruth 2019-03-13
It adds an earthquake flavor okay
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
😳😳🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 dramasexual 2019-03-13
Hot.
1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-13
I was layin pipe to a chick that was getting an english degree from there, she works at a wedding venue as a rental manager now.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Cool story bro. Why don’t you tell it again.
1 MadMaxMercer 2019-03-13
Sure!
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-13
Based and heteropilled
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-13
It's over for 'cool story bro'-cels.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-03-13
Ew
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-13
congrats on the rape charge
1 allanmes 2019-03-13
how do I unsubscribe from this faggot's blog?
1 backltrack 2019-03-13
She deserves less
1 posting_from_moscow 2019-03-13
They actually provide a pretty good education FWIW. Beats the hell out of the 300 person lecture hall and recitations taught by heavily accented Chinese graduate students.
1 raebake 2019-03-13
The fight for social justice will never end, brothers, sisters, and people beyond the binary! We are the 21st century civil rights movement! Fight hate!
1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-13
Missed two lines >:(
1 Homer00025 2019-03-13
The most infurating part about this is the section numbering style they used in the linked demands:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS You use
maybe even
you fucking sociopaths.
How can you entitled shitbirds have the audacity to demand human rights when you not just simply lack any semblance of humanity, you're antithetical to to very idea?
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
These are Sarah Lawrence students. So they are not the best and brightest. They pretty much let anyone in. Like ASU.
1 FineLow 2019-03-13
I take it these students are on par with Evergreen State College? A college that doesn't even give out actual grades?
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Pretty close to that I would guess. Maybe not 100% evergreen tier but pretty damn close.
1 Matrand 2019-03-13
I know of someone who graduated from Evergreen State College with a degree in "Pirate", because you could make your own degree. I don't believe this person is pirating as a career, but I could be wrong....
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
So 95% of employers are throwing that resume right in the trash.
1 Matrand 2019-03-13
I hope you're considering the other 5% of employers are actual pirates. Other than that, they're all throwing her resume in the trash.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Pirate or pirate sympathizers
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-13
You sure ye ain't got any room in yer crew for an old salt?
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2019-03-13
Fittingly, any job he gets will probably refer to him as a “crew member”
1 UgandanWarlord 2019-03-13
I did a summer program at SLC years back. It's harder to get into for sure, but holyyyy shit is it similar to Evergreen. They had meetings constantly about intersectional shit and the LGBT acronym they used had like 9+ letters. I have a picture of it
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-13
I)
II)
Aside from the inherent shittiness of phoneposting this, if anyone has a different way of doing this OR GOD FORBID A PROBLEM WITH THIS then I will fucking fight you.
And I will FUCKING destroy you.
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-03-13
Imagine not knowing how markdown works
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-13
Learning markdown just to say
B U S S Y
seems like... actually pretty good use of my time.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-03-13
Your inde tation is too large.
1 micronenis 2019-03-13
Wrong. The supreme law of the land has made a determination on the correct formatting in 1 CFR § 21.11 (h). If you don't follow it, you have to go back.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-13
Why not go
instead? You're doing number, letter, number, number, letter.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-13
Send me your address, because I must fight you.
1 Happypumkin 2019-03-13
192.168.1.1
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-03-13
::1
1 throwback31337 2019-03-13
neerrrrrddddd
1 aqouta 2019-03-13
Just adopt JSON notation and be done with it. We already solved this problem.
1 telandrias 2019-03-13
These are college students
They are stupid as shit
2.7 masterlawlz
1 Psyman2 2019-03-13
fuck me sideways that's an ugly comment
1 telandrias 2019-03-13
No 7a (tax law exclusions) 3b. U. Even
2c can't. 920.574.43eo rip mobile users
1 telandrias 2019-03-13
Not as ugly as the whore i fucked last night..... with... your? Name? WTF
1 Alcoholic_jesus 2019-03-13
Or 1. i. And ii.
1 wumbo17412 2019-03-13
Liberal arts college students: Why is college so expensive? How am I supposed to pay this 250k of debt off with a degree in Egyptian Genderfluid Interpretive Puppeteering?
Also Liberal arts college students: I demand you pay all of my living costs to a level well above the standard of living for most of this country.
Boy howdy are my almonds activated
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
Paging /u/the_reason_trump_won
1 iHATEtheGAYSohYEAH 2019-03-13
Hey! We can't page no more
1 Matthew94 2019-03-13
We can if they're on the ping list.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-03-13
Everyone is on a list.
1 bigTstyle 2019-03-13
When your famous they let you
1 Slutha 2019-03-13
Lmao, r/drama castrated. How will they ever cope
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-03-13
Admin revolution
1 tartr10u5 2019-03-13
So what you’re saying is if I take a STEM course I’ll get free laundry. Wow this degree is so worth it.
1 Girl_with_the_Curl 2019-03-13
Your comment reminded me of a story from years ago, in which students at MIT set up a way to check if the laundry facilities were available.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2019-03-13
Your comment reminded me of a story from years ago, in which some STEMs tried to create a business mailing people rolls of quarters
1 fearcunt 2019-03-13
Did anyone read the article the professor wrote that got them upset? It's better written but also idiotic in its own way, a lot of wahing about how the kids these days don't want to do right leaning activities. Like anyone wants to hang around with anyone of college age that's already identifying as conservative.
1 bamename 2019-03-13
why?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-13
I had a bunch of friends that went to Colorado State University. Every time I went to a party up there, the rural hunter kids were hanging out with the crunchy granola kids. One time there was a spread of a bunch of shitty hippie food alongside a whole shit ton of elk that a redneck killed. It's almost like normal people can get along with people of different political persuasions.
1 Snowayne2 2019-03-13
Sounds pretty boring tbh
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-13
Better to just hang out at Sarah Lawrence then
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-13
Nope, no one read it. Not even you.
He was talking about college administrative staff, not students.
1 fearcunt 2019-03-13
Yeah, and how they're only organising events that in his mind cater to a left-leaning demographic, when really they're just appealing to the zeitgeist of people that age. I don't get the point you're trying to make other than "I'm a cunt".
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-13
Why would I make the point that you're a cunt? It's in your username, I don't need to point that out.
But yeah, you're right. College is meant to be a place to reinforce your existing biases, not to be exposed to differing viewpoints and learn critical thinking.
1 fearcunt 2019-03-13
I mean, I know the whole differing viewpoints thing is a meme now, but have you considered that blandly regurgitating it suggests that if you went to college you probably didn't learn any critical thinking.
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-13
I mean, obviously, but this was a statement about how college should be, not how it actually is.
1 fearcunt 2019-03-13
Look, I'd tell you not to be a loser your entire life, but I don't think you'd pay any attention, but either way can you avoid spraying your retarded opinions over me until you've learned to be less of an abject cuck.
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-13
Not an argument
1 fearcunt 2019-03-13
I'll turn myself in at the nearest police station
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-13
To me this just seems like college students being trifty. They see an opportunity to get their expenses reduced and they take it, it's not being an snowflake, it's taking advantage of snowflakery to save money which is genius
1 TreLoon 2019-03-13
Based and frugalpilled
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-13
To me this just seems like college students being trifty. They see an opportunity to get their expenses reduced and they take it, it's not being an snowflake, it's taking advantage of snowflakery to save money which is genius
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-03-13
But it doesn't save them money at all, the college will just raise tuition to cover for it
You have a very optimistic way of looking at life if you think students at a liberal arts college are self aware
1 liamemsa 2019-03-13
When you're so triggered by grammatical gender that you have to replace letters.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-13
It's over for romance languagecels
1 JoeFalchetto 2019-03-13
I think English is the exception among major European languages for not having genders. Aside all the romance languages, Russian, German, and Greek all have genders.
1 Matthew94 2019-03-13
And yet retards say english is hard to learn when its structure is basic as fuck.
Yeah, some words might be spelled strangely but people'll still get the gist of what you're saying.
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-13
The structure is basic but vocabulary and spelling are fucked with a mix of Germanic, Latin and Greek roots.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-13
English grammar is much more difficult to grasp though and has tons of exceptions but thankfully the retards in our country can't even use proper grammar so you'll fit right in if you don't understand it.
1 JoeFalchetto 2019-03-13
English has three problems (as an ESL speaker; for reference, I am Italian and I am B2/C1 in German):
1) The vocabulary is immense and very varied, with many different nuances and shades of meaning;
2) The pronunciation is a nightmare;
3) Much harder to infer the meaning of a new word through ethymology.
For example, to survive is überleben in German (über = over + leben = to live) and sopravvivere in Italian (sopra = over + vivere = to live) so if I know what the two words mean I can ger a sense of the meaning. In English sur = ? vive = ?
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
Sur = over
Vive = live
1 duskulldoll 2019-03-13
Yeah, but those are both mangled French loanwords. "Sur' doesn't mean anything by itself in English, whereas "über" and "sopra" are both words in their respective languages.
1 PresidentYang 2019-03-13
Mangled? Sur and vive are both perfectly valid words in French, and their meaning is the same. And there are other words in English that follow the exact same rules (surcharge, surplus, survey, and vivid off the top of my head.)
1 foodnaptime 2019-03-13
Fair, but we do give loaned roots retarded acquired meanings sometimes.
Alright
Different roots, but I think I get this English thing
???
1 headpatthrowaway 2019-03-13
I think you'll find that
overlook
can also meana view from above
and through that can also mean the same thing asoversee
/supervise
/look over
. Autoantonyms.1 foodnaptime 2019-03-13
Fucking hell
1 JoeFalchetto 2019-03-13
Oh I understand the ethymology, my point was that it was not „internal“, so to speak. If I know how to say „over“ and „live“ in English, I cannot infer the meaning of „survive“, like I can for Italian or German.
1 TobyTheRobot 2019-03-13
We also have a lot of homophones.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-03-13
The pronunciation is just hard so we can see if you can handle the banter of us making fun of you mispronouncing stuff.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-13
HUH?
Literally about 80% of all the words in the standard English dictionary are derived from latin. It should be pretty fucking close to the same in Italian, so I think really you're just fucking stupid.
Try leaning something like Japanese where they have literally 13 different counting systems based on the size and shape of the fucking shit you are counting.
1 JoeFalchetto 2019-03-13
I think you did not get my point. Italian and German have generally an ethymology which is „internal“, therefore words tend to come from words still used in the language. That is not the same (as much) in English, where words are much more borrowed around. Sur and vive do not mean anything in English; über/sopra and leben/vivere have meanings in German/Italian.
I try to learn Chinese as I lived in China actually! That‘s probably why German seemed so easy.
1 throwback31337 2019-03-13
As a filthy monolinguist:
Since there's no "official" governing body it absorbs loanwords and newly constructed words governed really just by mass adoption. As the global lingua franca it gets the most exposure to those possibilities. In a lot of formerly colonized parts of the third world there may be a dozen native languages in one region so the educated will just use English.
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all those loanwords lol. My experience is that while the pronunciation is consistent on syllable basis just intuitively learning the rules took me at least a decade.
I thought learning some Latin would help. It did not. Spanish would have been more useful. While etymology does show a connection to a root, the nature of that connection can be ridiculously esoteric. For example, a tenet is a principle you strongly adhere to. In Latin it means "he (it?) holds", but holding can refer to many things of which an abstract idea is but one.
I mean dude English lmao. You can just make the word "bussy" and it works as long as people know wtf you're talking about. I don't think most languages "allow" that.
1 pkkthetigerr 2019-03-13
Hindi and a few other indian languages have genders too. Its a fucking pain in the ass if youre not a native speaker.
1 Sonicninja_ 2019-03-13
Genders in languages are white supremacy confirmed
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-13
why someone would learn the poo language?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-13
ed needs somebody to talk to
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-13
nigga ur nigga?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-13
Google is your friend.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-13
no u
😘😊😘😊😘
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-03-13
In germany they replace letters with symbols, e.g. instead of "Bürger" they now write "Bürger*innen".
1 xthek 2019-03-13
isnt this actually cultural appropriation
1 wayside_bard 2019-03-13
Yeah lmao my Colombian friend constantly complains about that bullshit
1 ThickSantorum 2019-03-13
I believe the term is "linguistic imperialism".
1 JurijFedorov 2019-03-13
Yep, it all makes sense now.
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-03-13
"Hi everyone, this is the mandatory seminar on intellectual elitism. As you're all attending Sarah Lawrence, you're definitely not part of the intellectual elite - and therefore you have nothing to worry about! That concludes the seminar."
1 Nebor 2019-03-13
These brave advocates for racially segregated housing & fabric softener cannot be ignored.
1 RANI_BANI_MEN 2019-03-13
Ethno-laundry
1 pepperouchau 2019-03-13
It's over for low thread countcels
1 FreedomFromIgnorance 2019-03-13
Absolute fucking insanity.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-03-13
Sarah Lawrence has one of the highest tuition fees in the country. I think they should be cleaning their students clothes for them.
1 Korn_Bread 2019-03-13
Retards. Rights aren’t granted to you by your private college, the government has to provide them. And IS housing a right in the US? Would that make homeless people a weird anomaly?
1 JustStopDude 2019-03-13
I'm always amazed when Americans bitch about the cost of housing. It's amazing what you can get in the US in terms of income and purchasing power.
1 KupKate95 2019-03-13
Okay, so I'm reading the full demands.
Imagine being this entitled. Imagine not believing in the basic human right of free speech. I hope to god none of these people try to run for president someday because I'm scared of what people who don't believe in free speech will do--or try to do--to that freedom.
1 Elite_AI 2019-03-13
Imagine believing in basic human rights
#spooked amiright lmao
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-13
Believing in natural rights is retarded, but there is no doubt that a majority, or at least of plurality of burgers are willing to defend that particular spook.
1 Wtfct 2019-03-13
I bet there's a simulation running where the participants are having unlimited sex and yet here I am being run in this shit simulation.
GET ME OUT
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-03-13
OPRESSION
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-13
Young people. lol
They will give up the fabric softener once they realize it prevents the sharts from being absorbed.
1 OstrakaSocratis 2019-03-13
The seven sister schools, aka the Seven Scissoring schools
1 serial_crusher 2019-03-13
Have these kids’ dads explained to them that the tuition he pays is just going to go up if the school pays for all this shit?
1 telandrias 2019-03-13
Nice, way to get them in early tide
1 BackwoodsJunky 2019-03-13
Hurr durr pun patrol whatever
1 ANTORICO2THELEGEND 2019-03-13
There is no person I hate more than the mayo liberal
1 193208123908 2019-03-13
Did anyone read the article that professor wrote for the New York Times? It was literally the tamest shit I've ever read--tamer than what Jordan Peterson or Brett Weinstein opined that got them hounded by whiny college bitch mobs even. Pretty much all he said was that colleges are dominated by left-leaning professors and (increasingly) left-leaning administrators who host events talking about typical mayo SJW shit with no ideological debate or alternative whatsoever. Then he argued in favor of viewpoint diversity. That's it. It's the biggest nothing-burger I've ever seen.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-13
That's literally everything. Viewpoint diversity is literally Nazism.
1 Girl_with_the_Curl 2019-03-13
Yup, that was my take away. Basically he was saying "think for yourselves and don't take everything at face value" and people are triggered! And really, shouldn't that be some of the reason you go to college and why there should be a focus on critical thinking? (Also, I'm embarrassed I used the word "triggered" because it's so ridiculous, but I know that's what the kids are using these days).
1 TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 2019-03-13
So, my company is big on lame ass employee clubs or whatever, and i was in a room and the gay club pres was talking about having an "anonymous" survey for the office around acceptance or whatever.
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So I immediately called it a trap, which it was. She responded with, "I mean you'd have to say so many [insert a list of hip ists/isms] things before anything got done."
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Yea, well, the people reading these things might not be the most reasonable. So, best case is i fill this survey out and i get to keep my job, and worst is i get into trouble for wrong think or fired. I can attain the best case results by not filling out the survey with no risk.
1 reebokpumps 2019-03-13
Are you employed as a high school student? What type of company has “clubs”?
1 TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 2019-03-13
Nope. Work for a big chemical company.
1 ____________13 2019-03-13
I bought some generic fabric softener recently and it smells just like cum.
Which is annoying, because that's often the smell I'm trying to get out of my clothes.
1 ANTORICO2THELEGEND 2019-03-13
Imagine reading this and not getting authoritarian tendencies
1 Chicup 2019-03-13
My clothes had three piles in college.
Clean. Dirty. And Dirty but can wear again.
Fabric softener wasn't even a fever dream idea then.
1 bott04 2019-03-13
And Dirty but can wear again=Clirty
1 BackwoodsJunky 2019-03-13
I'm convinced as long as you shower regularly, and dont spill shit on yourself jeans can be worn like 15 times before washing.
1 AggravatingInside 2019-03-13
Mr Levi or whoever the fuck from Levi's recently came out and said jeans should NEVER be washed or something like that.
1 Fra_Mauro 2019-03-13
What about the fourth pile where YOU STOLE THIS JOKE DIRECTLY FROM SINBAD???
1 Chicup 2019-03-13
I feel horrible knowing my life was a joke to a 90's comedian.
1 collectijism 2019-03-13
13.) Fresh Orange slices at recess
1 hentaiprincesss 2019-03-13
This makes me question how stupid people my age are holy shit
1 __Admiral 2019-03-13
I'd just like to add, as a student at Sarah Lawrence, not everyone agrees with this dumbass protest and all of their demands.
I agree with a lot of the demands on a social and political basis (I'm as far left as they come nowadays), but I've been mocking the everliving shit out of "we demand laundry detergent" since this started on Monday.
Not only are the demands stupid, but this protest accompanying the demands, is basically a party. There's bass boosted music, dancing, snacks, people being loud as shit banging pots and pans, and it was, originally, an invitation only sort of thing until it blew up.
I'm just glad it's nearly spring break here so they'll all fuck off for a few days.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2019-03-13
Please share livestreams of the event
1 __Admiral 2019-03-13
I'm trying to not get a terminal case of cancer thank you very much
1 TreLoon 2019-03-13
We all have to make sacrifices in the name of drama
1 shaneoffline 2019-03-13
I'm actually gaining respect for these twats
1 663691 2019-03-13
Sarah Lawrence: where the protesters all have Busch Light but never light bush.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-13
>im a student at sarah lawrence
>we dont agree with everything they are demanding
>but still agree with a lot of the retarded demands
1 __Admiral 2019-03-13
Not all of them are "durr free laundry detergent" tier, and I wish the school could afford half this shit. Like I said, I'm a leftist, so a lot of the shit aligns with what I want. But a lot of it is also "durr free laundry detergent" and "free housing for everyone reeeee".
Difference between myself and the protestors is that I don't, in any world, believe the college will ever consider more than three of these demands. Nor could the college afford to.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-13
Their non free shit demands are retarded too.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-13
Imagine agree with any of the demands 😂😂😂😂
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-13
Liberal arts students are lower than the dog shit on my boots
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-13
frankly i don’t see how that’s supposed to be a bad thing
fabric softener is good
1 Darkheartisland 2019-03-13
The conservative teaches math. Nothing can be more political than number theory.
1 Fra_Mauro 2019-03-13
More like liberals can't do math, so they had no choice but to hire a conservative.
1 ironschlong22 2019-03-13
Where's Ben Shapiro when you need him
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-03-13
Honestly lmaooing at America what even is that fucking country. These people should be locked in rooms and have testimonies of people who have normal lives, their trials and tribulations, the problems people who arent completely retarded faggots who would kill themselves if they were to feel anything but complete comfort and contentment blasted in their ears 24/7.
These people are the walking embodiment of nietzches last men, the weakest people who have ever walked this planet.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-13
Just gonna pretend this is fake
1 muck4doo 2019-03-13
Should be free coloring books and fones too