I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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If you pick an animal let alone a rat which you already have 8 of over your boyfriend of an year, your relationship wasn't strong to begin with. Dude dodged a bullet.

If you lose your shit over $120 you deserve to die alone. Fucking poors.

Yeah, she's crazy for having 88 rats, he's a poor chapo asshole.

Seems like he was just looking for any excuse to ditch them

She will end up dying alone and being eaten by rats.

It's over for ratouille-cels

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The bunny lady in the comments is almost as good.

Someone link that hermit crab 4chan story please.

That business was wild, and I say this at Former Head Hermit Crab Seller during the summer of 2002 at Calypso^TM

Here you go.

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If this isn’t a troll mark my words I’m going to jump off of a bridge

Rats are unironically master race pets. They live 2 years (no 15 year commitment), they can be put in cages, they cost like 4 bucks to feed, they can be taught to do cool things, and they scare racial minorities. What's not to like?

I used to have 2. That was like 5 or 6 years ago though.

Fair enough buddy, I hope you have a good day. We're all on this crazy ride called life together.

Well one bad day reminds us just how awesome the good ones are. I take solace in that.

Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.

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I can't do any better than that.

Rats are cool pets, but having 8 of them is a red flag.

Two, maybe three is a sane amount if they are well cared for.

What's your opinion on this?

I saw the floor covered in rat/cat shit and im out

I can’t knock someone for being able to take care of 8 rats while also being able to afford their vet bills.

At the same time, it definitely is a sign that a person is “off”. Not a bad thing, but you aren’t just getting a bunch of animals when you date an animal hoarder.

I asked this question about GATS and not RATS and got a completely different answer and I don't understand why. I have a small penis

The posters are only labeled as an asshole if they're a guy

You can't use words like white knights and act like he can use her money, it's her money she can spend as much on rats as she wishes.

you haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!

Imagine have sex with a girl who cuddles with rats for fun

she's probably good in the bed you know all that whacko has to be channelled elsewhere.

http://www.ratbehavior.org/UrineMarking.htm

I was expecting her to have owned 1 or 2, not 8. That's basically a horde of rats

Aww dude she only 8 rats, what a fucking casual. I've got 12 of the little shots and if you can't juggle a boyfriend with rats you are a brainlet

AITA is just neckbeards, perma-virgins, and foids at this point. the only good posts are from trolls who successfully bait them into believing absurdities

People who have pets after they turn 20 disgust me.