To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
Cognitive dissonance is a very common thing with ideologues.
Wehraboo version:
The Holocaust totes never happened but those damn Jews deserved it nonetheless
CAnimal version:
IQ is the ultimate determiner of objective quality of a race except for the Jews and Asians
Tanky version:
We need to exterminate the bougies like they did in Russia and China and Cambodia except there were no genocides in any of those places. Also those are great comrades of the revolution when they're succeeding except none of them are communist when they fail
etc etc.
The clear correct position is to have no positions on anything.
They obviously don't actually believe it. They are trying to say really stupid inflammatory shit to rile up anyone who takes the bait, and if anyone responds negatively it's just, "hurr fukin conservatives cant take a simple joke fukin snowflake losers lmao."
Of course if you flipped it and said more people need to be killing trans people, there will be mass pearl clutching and they will tell you that you can't joke about that and you're still a bigot.
It's a win-win tactic, except, of course, for the autism.
r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM is such a retarded subreddit. It's like an unfunny version of r/dirtbagcenter where everyone is a leftist trying to do their best approximation of humor without offending anyone except for perceived fascists
TMW you are so edgy that you insult people you politically disagree with, but you don't actually want to offend anyone, so you invent a stupid-ass nickname as a slur
I wanted to make the stereotypical post created there to make fun of them, but I was just going to make the same exact thing posted in this link. They do a better job making fun of themselves than anyone else could ever hope to do.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-13
To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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1 Momruepari 2019-03-13
$€N+!€N+
1 Momruepari 2019-03-13
Is this the gas station axe wielder that got posted here a while back? mod her(it) now!
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-13
> Trans people aren't nazis because they dont murder people
> But they need to start murdering people.
Really gets the noggin joggin.
1 e-guy 2019-03-13
Cognitive dissonance is a very common thing with ideologues.
Wehraboo version:
CAnimal version:
Tanky version:
etc etc.
The clear correct position is to have no positions on anything.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-13
Thank you for clarifying exactly why I'm a radical centrist.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-13
Unironically I've seen CAnimals admit asians are the superior race.
1 Penguinproof1 2019-03-13
I’m pretty sure CAs actually revere Asians. They love Roof Koreans for one.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-13
Suicide is still murder.
1 elwombat 2019-03-13
Trans on trans violence is not the issue here. You cissies and your whataboutisms.
1 Alimentas 2019-03-13
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Jeska
Also aren't trans homicide rates lower than cis counterparts?
https://ajph.aphapublications.org/doi/abs/10.2105/AJPH.2017.303878?journalCode=ajph
Oh turns out unless you live in a ghetto they are considerably lower. This data is from 2010-2014 too, I'll bet it's much lower now.
These people think that shouting completely false information somehow makes them right and more intelligent than "le dumb centrists" smh
1 rado1193 2019-03-13
They obviously don't actually believe it. They are trying to say really stupid inflammatory shit to rile up anyone who takes the bait, and if anyone responds negatively it's just, "hurr fukin conservatives cant take a simple joke fukin snowflake losers lmao."
Of course if you flipped it and said more people need to be killing trans people, there will be mass pearl clutching and they will tell you that you can't joke about that and you're still a bigot.
It's a win-win tactic, except, of course, for the autism.
1 Enron_Energy 2019-03-13
r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM is such a retarded subreddit. It's like an unfunny version of r/dirtbagcenter where everyone is a leftist trying to do their best approximation of humor without offending anyone except for perceived fascists
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13
Lmao, you just described Chapo as well.
1 umar4812 2019-03-13
TMW you are so edgy that you insult people you politically disagree with, but you don't actually want to offend anyone, so you invent a stupid-ass nickname as a slur
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-03-13
HURR DURR Post hog chud
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-13
post chud, hog
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-13
basically but sometimes the content’s decent
sometimes
SOME times
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-13
I wanted to make the stereotypical post created there to make fun of them, but I was just going to make the same exact thing posted in this link. They do a better job making fun of themselves than anyone else could ever hope to do.
1 Mexagon 2019-03-13
That's why the extent of their humor is multiple variations of durmf or blomphf. Because anything creative could be offensive.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-13
what a boring world to live
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-03-13
It suffers from the same issues as r/politicalhumor. Even the rare funny posts will never actually be funny because of how visibly angry OP is.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-03-13
"Hahaha, we here at r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM are not mad at all about centrism. We are just meming dude."
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-13
Semi-Automated Business-Class Radical Centrism is actually pretty based on Facebook (yeah I know Facebook lol)
1 SkaterMan 2019-03-13
what a dumb sub and everyone who subscribes there is willfully accepting propoganda about political moderates
1 TheeCoast 2019-03-13
how many times can they "enjoy" the same comic/template over and over.
RIGHT WING WITH NAZI FLAG :X IS BAD KILL X
LEFT WING/FAR LEFT: I WANT TO STOP RIGHT WING FROM DOING X
CENTIRST: I CANNOT TELL DIFFERENCE
1 TheSomaCruz 2019-03-13
It should go like this:
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RIGHT WING WITH NAZI FLAG: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEFT WING/FAR LEFT: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CENTIRST: Dude bussy lmao
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-13
r/enlightenedcentrism is literally just agendaposting for cumdrinkers
1 SJCards 2019-03-13
Don't drag the good name of Cum Town down to their level.
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-13
Seriously some pineapple can even spice it up a bit
1 IVikeThat 2019-03-13
muh transpeople are murdered for being trans all the time!
Pay no attention to the fact that the rate of trans murders is 4-18x less than that of the rest of the population.
1 bee_dl 2019-03-13
Everyone on that sub deserve cancer