TIL circumcision is as bad as being raped for 12 years of your life

51  2019-03-13 by nybbas

33 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-13

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1  nybbas 2019-03-13

Also going to school is worse than getting buttfucked every day until adulthood.

1  shaneoffline 2019-03-13

There isn't a mod here who would say otherwise

1  dongslayer6669 2019-03-13

because that's what going to school feels like haha amirite??!?!?!

1  xHillxLaxHillx 2019-03-13

r/me_irl HAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FELLOW REDDITORS

1  dongslayer6669 2019-03-13

haha i'm so quirky but somehow also relatable haha XD

1  AlveolarPressure 2019-03-13

Tfw being assraped for 6 years is somehow better than going to school for 18 years to get an education. Zoomers were a mistake.

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-13

To be the top of your class you need to be the bottom of your teachers

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-13

Well, that's an exaggeration, but it's still a worthless act.

1  Ashleychud 2019-03-13

It’s actually worse.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-13

This but unironically. It's over for burgercels.

1  Matues49 2019-03-13

Anteater dicklets on suicde watch

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13

God imagine sticking your tongue underneath another man's foreskin and teasing all that cheese out. 😋😋😋

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-13

https://i.imgur.com/0V3T1Hh.gifv

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13

Cmon Ed you know you want it 😄

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-13

OH GOD IMAGINE THE SMELL!!

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13

But I love the smell

1  nybbas 2019-03-13

Well I mean, if all those dudes are getting sucked off every day, maybe that shit stays clean?

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-03-13

Say no to clean peen

1  jjj324 2019-03-13

cut cope

1  menacing_smegma 2019-03-13

Oh yeah and it runs down your chin as you slurp up his cheesy cock head, the hot pungent tang of his smegmic nectar causing your cock to throb and leak.

Brb my dick too hard

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-13

inb4 darqwolff buys a one way ticket to New Guinea.

1  allanmes 2019-03-13

I'd rather take the rape tbqh, imagine your nob being jew'd at birth

1  nybbas 2019-03-13

Shit, I never looked at it like that. My parents are about to get a very angry email.

1  Agenda_Poster 2019-03-13

Yeah that is unsurprising you take your cultures age of consent as the norm because the age of consent is drumroll please a cultural construct! It ranges most places from 13-20 but Nigeria's is 11.

I get that its hard to really put your head in someone elses place but youre going to have the hardest time making actual sense of this stuff if you dont.

Babies cant consent to having parts of their penises removed. All of these things are bad and should stop. End.

Is this what radical centrism looks like?

1  fauxbreaux 2019-03-13

"When will I ever need to learn calculus? If only I was the party bottom for a circle of tribal elders, now that's relevant life experience!"

1  DoctorMort 2019-03-13

Funny how all these enlightened kiddie diddling societies never progressed out of the stone age.

Maybe if they weren't too busy fucking their future generations up, they would've emerged from their pathetic inbred tribal society.

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-13

the cultural context makes it non-traumatic.

That’s a spicy take on 12 years of dick sucking.

1  Momruepari 2019-03-13

TIL That the Etoro people of New Guinea believe that in order for a boy to achieve manhood they must first ingest the semen of their elders through fellatio. The nearby Kaluli tribe find this barbaric, and instead believe that the semen should be delivered to the boys in the anus.

mod them

1  wwaalleess 2019-03-13

Post your beautiful, cut hog. The way god intended.

1  MG87 2019-03-13

Seems like heaven for incels

1  IDFSHILL 2019-03-13

There are people in that thread trying to unironically downplay child rape.

1  nybbas 2019-03-13

It's just cultural bro