Gaymers sperg ๐Ÿ˜ก out at developers after they decide to only sell their game on the Epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž Game Store

76  2019-03-14 by POST_BUSSY

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You approached Epic? You ACTIVELY decided to break up the contract you had with us. The fact that YOU approached Epic just turned you into a fraud because you were well aware what Epic would demand of you even though you promised your backers something else.

Never again will I fucking buy anything you or you 'business guy' touch. You can expect a full complaint filed at the Authority for Consumers and Markets. You just conned us.

GAMERS RISE UP

It's about ethics in social contracts

It's not his fault, he's a tulip

You can expect a full complaint filed at the Authority for Consumers and Markets. You just conned us.

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I'm old enough to remember when we wanted to play a game we went out, bought it and then played it. It seems like things have been made more complicated.

It's not really anymore complicated. People just like bitching about things

you say that, but EGS is spyware according to their own TOS

I read in the TOS that Epic literally gets the right to fuck your girl when you use the EGS launcher.

Joke's on them, they actually thought I had a girl! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

eww its talker to me in gaymer ๐Ÿคฎ

Not to mention their anti-consumer business practices.

Gaming is no longer something you do for fun. It's a lifestyle baby ๐Ÿ˜Ž

what sucks now is if you play a non-nintendo console, buying the physical copies of games is worthless because you still have to download the entire game onto the hard drive to play it, it just adds the step of having to also have the disc in the console when you want to play it, but im a boomer tier gamer and still play my snes and n64.

So just buy digital lol

my comment was in response to his comment

>we wanted to play a game we went out, bought it and then played it. It seems like things have been made more complicated.

if you play a *** console

Well that's where I lose all sympathy for you. ๐Ÿ™„

Outing yourself as a boomer? Bold move right there.

Video games are a great way to find the closet autists of society tbh

Uh oh, here comes the Steam Defense Force ๐Ÿคฎ

Needing to download another store program to start your game = Literally genocide

Installing another launcher is just like cheating.

Your other launcher is sitting there, on the desktop/taskbar, looking at you having fun playing games through the other. You're already emotionally attached to the original one but circumstances force you to use the other one to have fun.

Gamers are just looking out for launcher's feelings, you heartless /r/drama assholes.

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You're right. I will remain faithful to my first love, Steam.

BEGONE, Epic Game Store!

Imagine you have a car and you always go to the same mechanic that offers you excellent service at a fair price. Now, that car breaks down irreparably and you go buy a new one. Sadly, that car can only be repaired by a specific mechanic, who lacks an arm, sits in a wheelchair and has down syndrome.

You'd be pissed too, admit it.

If the EGS would offer any features steam doesn't offer or at least MATCHES the functionality of steam, nobody would complain. But tim sweeney and his fortnite are just buying in games to force people into their store.

Honestly, I really can't understand how anyone can defend business practices like this.

you ain't too bright, eh?

True gamers RISE UP against evil ๐Ÿ‘ฟ Epic Game Store ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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Imagine having to go open up a separate website to read MasterLawlz stickies. That's the persecution gamers are facing right now.

My tarted-up DRM is better than your tarted-up DRM!

gamer fragility has no memory. exact same whiny posting as when steam first came out lmao.

Seems like fig investors can sue though. Good for drama coin

Sue over what though, Epic basically guarantees a successful amount if sales when they do this, even if they have to pay it out themselves.

Fig investors get a revenue split from sales. This fucks over those investors unless the company splits the epic money

tbh the fact that snappy doesn't have the "they targeted gamers" line is a goddamn war crime.

This is more like the devs wanted a bigger cut and so they went to epic and epic being the big dick chad that it thinks it is said, if you want to sell here you gotta be exclusive with us and they caved.

They've said themselves that even if 100% of the backers refunded the game they'd still be in the black thanks to Epics funds.

Epic done gamers a favor here. Go ahead and pirate the game since it won't effect the devs at all.

I don't know why people are freaking out about epic exclusives, its developer freedom, they can choose whatever the fuck they want to do. Just don't do shit like what metro and this game are doing where they do this bait and switch kinda thing.

Small game studios are generally best served in the long term by cultivating a dedicated fanbase. Taking a dump in your fanbases lap on the eve of your game being released for a one-time cash infusion is a gamble. Not sure it will pay off for them.

Also, this looks like a frightfully generic mobile-tier strategy game, so pissing off the couple of autists who would care about this enough to donate seems risky.

Itโ€™s not even comp โ€œexclusiveโ€

Theyโ€™re releasing it on steam with all dlc a year later

Timed exclusives are still considered exclusives.

As someone who has a thousand games on Steam, I see nothing wrong with competition, especially considering how lazy Steam's devs have become and how rare a worthwhile deal appears on their store.

I like competition too, but this is artificial exclusivity.

Steam has exclusives too. You cant get Half Life on GOG.

Explain the context of "artificial" here. I don't understand.

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Can i get a rundown on whats happening, some games are not on steam, why are they so tilted this one is not? Because its crowdfunded and big coorp steam is for the little guy? Im pretty sure their game will get more funding being exclusive to the browser forknife uses.

Gamers don't want to have multiple game launchers because it would involve the very strenuous work of clicking on a different button on their desktop. So they sperg out instead.

Oh so theyre even more retarded than I thought

Ehh there's some good reasons behind not wanting to have any association with Epic. Apparently they are really shitty at web security so I get the hesitation. But still, anime was a mistake.

Those concerns are massively overblown like everything else gamers get fussy about.

that and because it will scan your computer for information to sell and will get hacked every 15 days with your redit card information still saved in it

The gamers ๐Ÿ˜Ž are here

Gamers like American botnets like Steam, the Chinese Tencent ones are the evil.

Because Julian Gollop is a legend. He made the original X-Com, no not that one you fucking millenial, the real X-Com from the early 1990s. We're living in the ruins of a dying culture now that's unable to create anything new, so there's a desperation to drain whatever creativity is left out of people from former generations.

No one cares about nerd larpin you nerd boomer

Serious gamer posting.

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I think it's mostly because the devs promised it would be on steam and gog at launch. I haven't really been following it though.

I get the outrage in terms of people living in areas(China) where the Launcher isn't available, because it sounds like they were the ones fucked with. otherwise yawn, it's another(shitty) launcher, big deal.

China owns 40% of Epic and they cant use the launcher. HA.

To play our game you'll need to download a free launcher or wait

REEEEEEEEE

The exclusive with Epic only lasts a year. It ususally takes about that amount of time in modern games for all the game breakingbugs and glitches to get ironed out either by updates or 3rd party mods.

I can't remember the last time I bought a PC game within 6 months of it's launch.

This. If you buy a game at release and you're not doing it as a patron of the arts trying to support some niche genre that you want to keep alive, then you're doing it wrong.

I made a detailed post and it never got any interest, and this low-effort shit gets so much? What the fuck is this?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

The trick is to insert emojis into the title and sound as retarded as possible

hm

The company is retarded for doing this, but people who whine about this are even more retarded. Shut up and pirate the game, that will do much more for the cause than crying on reddit.

once again i request we unite with gamingcirclejerk for more virtual bussy

unite with a bunch of legbeard femcels? No thanks fam.

this is drama, we're about hatefucking

I donโ€™t really like having more than one launcher (space+convenience), but itโ€™s honestly not a big enough deal like people are making it out to be

I have the Steam and Epic launchers, so Iโ€™ll prob just get Phoenix point on that bc itโ€™s like a post-apocalyptic eldritch Xcom.

It does look a lot like XCOM, and I like this style of games (since I suck at anything that requires fast reactions).

It does look a lot like XCOM

The creators of XCOM are making Phoenix point

Ah, explains it then.

My theory is that all this Epic criticism originates from EA shilling Apex Legends on reddit. They mysteriously keep popping up with these inactive accounts, criticizing Epic who owns Fortnite, or Activision and BO4. Both are competing BR games.