Is Cheesecake a Pie? Or strictly a cake?

9  2019-03-14 by josephtristen

Because it’s pi day, I want to know if it’s acceptable to eat cheesecake over pie today. But now I wonder if it can be considered a pie? What are your feelings about this? Can cheesecake be a pie?

10 comments

1  ObsessedAussie 2019-03-14

Cheesecake can be a dildo if you try hard enough

1  josephtristen 2019-03-14

I’m gonna go with pie on that one^

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-14

It’s not a pie. Try key lime pie as a replacement.

1  josephtristen 2019-03-14

The definition of “pie” vs “cake” says otherwise.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-14

Are you fucking arguing that Key 🔑 Lime Pie 🥧 is a cake?

1  josephtristen 2019-03-14

No you son of a bitch! Who do you think you are?! I would never! I simply think cheesecake isn’t a fucking cake and is a pie because cake tastes like shit, and I wanna eat cheesecake on Pi day.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-14

Nope. Pie on Pi Day. Do or Die for Pie on Pie. Get your whistle or STFU. Pie or Die.

1  josephtristen 2019-03-14

pie /pʌɪ/ noun a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry

cake /keɪk/ noun 1. an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated. "a fruit cake" synonyms: gateau, kuchen "a plate of cream cakes" 2. an item of savoury food formed into a flat round shape, and typically baked or fried.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-14

Thank you. Your autism has helped me win this war.

1  acidoverbasic 2019-03-14

Yes