Yang is the most based political candidate of our generation.

546  2019-03-14 by yangpede

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Yang is now directly assaulting the Jews on twitter.

He has my vote.

Well, that's how many now...1?

IDFSHILL is an illegal immigrant, so if you believe Trump, it's something like 50k.

More like 1 million

3 million to be exact according to the orange Daddy (not to be confused with the yellow Daddy!)

Damn, 6 million?

hey Trump doesn't go that far

However many subs this sub has, minus the people pretending to be idiots

I'm not even a registered democrat so I can't vote for him even if I wanted to

You could register as a Democrat though.

Why would I do that?

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Yeah well you'll just be helping destroy the foreskin facecream industry. Why do you hate women and business?

He's done lmao

This but unironically

Forget about your stance on health care, defence spending, guns, gangs, infrastructure, trade relations with China, nuclear relations with Russia.

None of that matters.

This but unironically

That's not assaulting.

Maybe it is that important to people.

When they talked about banning it in Germany a rabbi on BBC said it would be worse than the holocaust.

I mean, there's always people like that. I really don't think majority of people would say anything close to that. It's like basing your opinion of christianity on westboro baptist church. Or islam on some imam from saudi arabia screeching about turning infidels into apes and pigs.

Like, I would love to do that. But then I know that I would speak to a couple people and feel bad.

Fuck religion as a concept though.

epic serious posting

Dude bussy lmao

He did not say it would be worse than the Holocaust. He said is would be the worst attack on Jews since the Holocaust. Still drama, but very different.

Imagine wanting to have an earthworm penis

I want to see a rendition of dune with dickworms. As in worms looking as dicks, not dicks infested with worms, yikes.

This is so weird, I love it

Lmao they made hentai into a real thing.

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾šŸ˜‚Who willed these horrors into existence??šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ šŸ’Æ

Koreans apparently.

Shit like this is why I won't eat the banchan unless I can definitively identify it.

I guess Iā€™m probably biased, by circumcised dicks are much easier to look at that what amounts to a fleshy burrito

nah

Are you seriously trying to deny the fact that your flesh sack of a dick isnā€™t weird looking

Itā€™s over for un-circumcisedcells

get the GOMCO clamp, now!

I'm American, and my parents are retarded. I'm cut. Doesn't change the fact that sweater dicks are cool.

Dude, look up videos of blowjobs where they put tongues under the foreskin, that's like the hottest shit ever.

Never blocked another redditor before this

Well, you're a gaymer so that's more like a praise. Or rather an indication that I'm doing something right.

posts almost entirely in topminds

spams r/drama with shitty posts

isnā€™t a tankie

goes through search history to defend his weird dick skin

Just stop sweatheart

posts almost entirely in topminds

76 comments on tmor, most of it arguing with one tankie/complaining about tankies

1875 comments on drama

isnā€™t a tankie

Implying not being a tankie isn't a sign of intellect of at least above room temperature

goes through search history to defend his weird dick skin

Literally made a joke

Just stop sweatheart

How does it feel knowing that you'll never have the joy of being an owner of a fully intact yang wang with full sensitivity?

How does it feel knowing that you'll never have the joy of being an owner of a fully intact yang wang with full sensitivity?

How does it feel knowing youā€™ll never be able to use your yang wang on a woman, and if you do youā€™ll cum instantaneously.

The Jews created circumcision so men could last longer in bed as well as be porn stars, this is gospel

How does it feel knowing youā€™ll never be able to use your yang wang on a woman, and if you do youā€™ll cum instantaneously.

First of all, I have never seen another person naked so that shouldn't be a problem. Second of all I'm content with using my bussy instead.

The Jews created circumcision so men could last longer in bed as well as be porn stars, this is gospel

The ancient people created circumcision to deal with the fact that some guys didn't wash their junk properly, so unless you're a fucking animal it shouldn't be a problem for an educated, modern person.

That's not true btw, I think I read somewhere that the consensus is that it wasn't medical, but let's pretend it was for the sake of the joke.

Nah dude I swear the Bible says ā€œcut off baby dick skin so they can fuck hella bitches later in lifeā€

I mean...it could, I don't know, I've never read it. You know what, you seem like an expert so I'm gonna believe you.

See, I am against genital mutilation and think all penises should be embraced. The thing is, I don't even know how to approach an uncircumcised penis. Do it come with an instructional manual/film?

Just use it like normal

As I posted elsewhere I threw up on a guy who had phimosis

Does it come with an instructional manual/film?

Yeah, you can find one right here.

I hate you so good and hard, right now.

Imagine being a burger/jew so you donā€™t know how to take a real dick

I am sorry that our proud, angry looking, veiny dicks aren't good enough for you! I am sorry that dicks that look like they're going to scream, "I want to fuck you like an animal," before they spit in your face...aren't good enough for you. I am SORRY that dicks that look like they could have conquered the American West, with nothing but a stick...AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

You have literally described a uncut dick and then added some burger propaganda I donā€™t get it

I would throw up. Phimosis is so gross. Like in theory I'm against the practice of circ but when I think about that time I tried to go down and he couldn't even pull it back and it stank so bad I puked a little on his dick.. yeah no

I'm sorry I hurt you.

No but seriously, that sounds like a horrible experience. I'm pretty sure most people aren't disgusting cheesemonsters like that.

But if they have phimosis it's inevitable. It's like the penile equivalent of a fat person having a roll they can't reach to clean

Uhm, pathological phimosis is very rare and iirc happens due to inflammation from, again, not washing your penis. In which case, why would you even be dating people who don't wash their junk? That's like one of the basic things you would expect from other people, to take proper showers.

I didn't know until the reveal

Ouch. That sucks. I think I just lost some trust in people.

I mean, there are other pathological conditions. Like diabetics get phimosis apparently. Is there any complication diabetics don't get? It feels like diabetes is like an evil voodoo curse.

Oh and also some people could still have the normal childhood phimosis past puberty. But like, that's a condition a person should be very conscious of.

I had had a on off BF that was uncut but could pull it all the way back so hard it basically was no different than what I'd been used too. But then after that bad experience I've been gunshy about uncut dicks ever since. Like now when I ask for a DP first it's not to be pervy as much as it is a hygiene check

If the dude was an adult and could not pull his foreskin back all the way to clean under there it's because he is retarded and never told a doctor that. That's a retard problem not a foreskin problem.

could pull it all the way back

Yeah that's what it's supposed to be like after 18 y o in like 99% cases. You just got really unlucky that time apparently. Although I have no reliable peer reviewed statistic on the quality of penis washing by country so who knows. The hygiene check seems the safest bet.

But if they have phimosis it's inevitable

False, I had it and my ween was clean

But it required a lot of extra care, right?

nah not really

Good to know then. Hopefully I just had an outlier

You haven't lived until you've entered another mans docking station

"Dick cheese" is such a non-issue that Europeans don't even think about it until an American with a mutilated penis brings it up to try to justify missing a part of his sexuality for the rest of his life.

I literally donā€™t care, donā€™t seriouspost about youā€™re fucked up dick to me

You cared enough to reply.

I'll have you know my earthworm penis can please a fresh young man without needing lube. Your move.

Oy vey there goes his chances at winning.

Not being allowed to pack baby dicks into skin cream is basically a second holocaust.

You mean directly non-assaulting, since assaulting requires wielding the scalpel?

Jews, christians and muslims.

Heā€™s anti trump kosher sausage

To all the Yang haters, here is what is going on and why it matters.

It does not matter that he is not white. All that matters is that we are inside of his OODA loop and he is signaling to us, thatā€™s what got the attention. However, the $1000 represents something important, and itā€™s not the fact that it is $1000, but at the same time, it is.

We as a race are charitable. That is our character and it has been turned against us. We can be guilted into helping the less fortunate and giving more than we should with the faith that we will be rewarded if not on Earth then in Heaven. We are the only race with this character and it defines who and what we are, so itā€™s not going away any time soon. When you look at all the gibs handed out, they are managed, they are put into categories and rationed out. Thereā€™s Section 8, which is only for housing, thereā€™s food stamps for eating, there are various programs for cheap utilities, there is medicare, tuition assistance, etc. When there is flat out WELFARE however, the ā€œwelfare queenā€ meme arises and is attacked. When programs are abused and cashed out, it is a scandal.

Why?

Because in our charity, we have the notion of the ā€œdeserving and undeserving poorā€ and to ensure resources are funneled to the deserving we restrict usage.

The notion of working for relief rather than handouts is seen with the PWA/CWA/WPA in the depression, we as a race shirked handouts.

So whatā€™s this have to do with $1000? Simple, because itā€™s just $1000, itā€™s not scheduled itā€™s not directed or managed. It replaces all the other gibs as well. It doesnā€™t matter if it actually happens, it doesnā€™t matter if Yang wins or even advances beyond the primaries, getting the IDEA into the brains of whites that the time for charity is over is what matters.

Seeing niggers on the streets demanding straight up cash while living in squalor is what matters Seeing poor stewardship and direct mismanagement of charity is what matters.

The correct approach here is to build awareness of this campaign, ignore the ones who complain about how itā€™s not possible, and instead get people to talk about what they would do with their $1000.

There will be a racial divide and that, for us, is exactly what we need. This is no longer our country, it was, it can be again, but right now itā€™s a mad dash for resources. Those who make demands will be pandered to. Those who ask for nothing shall receive what they ask for. If you cry ā€œleave me aloneā€, you surrender all other thing and will not be left alone, as you are the softest target for the system.

The reason why Antifa is generally left alone is because they are actual terrorists, the cost to go after them is far higher than going after us.

Training whites to make positive demands for themselves, will, by default, be pro-white, because itā€™s what happens naturally. It also raises awareness of what is being taken from them in the name of charity.

A stack of 100 $1 bills runs out a lot faster than a single $100. We need to train whites to carry the single bill again and act in their own interests.

Yang is not the answer, but itā€™s an interesting and fun pitstop along the way.

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UNIRONICALLY this. Let's get this mf bag yall

Okay which CAutist posted this first?

in here

Looking forward to my thousand yangs a month

grab that (mohelā€™s) bag

Yang is pro-Anteater. He just lost my vote.

More like anti baby genital mutilation

imagine not wanting your child to meet the bare minimum expectations of women smdh

But those are mayo women

Imagine mutilating your child to satisfy the warped standards of women from a backwards country.

expectations of women

Gussy lover

Imagine being so cucked that you let women decide whether to permanently deface your manhood.

You're an anteater huh

Nope, I got a german army helmet. I call him the Kaiser.

Not surprised an anteater is also a nazi

Nazi's didnt come until the 3rd reich, sweaty. Learn your history.

Germans have always been nazis

anti giving gibs to israel and anti child mutilation? uh oh, (((they))) will never let him become president

only slightly racist

Welcome to r/drama

Death to mayos

Inshallah.

Why do retards like you even bother coming here to seriouspost?

I wish I could tell you the thing, but I'm tired of getting temp banned for it, so I'll just say I'm thinking about it really hard.

Maybe itā€™s a sign that youā€™re an obnoxious dickhead who needs to change a few things šŸ¤”

Hmm maybe it's a sign you're not from around here usually and don't understand the culture. Out! Out! Out!

Of.... hating jews? Is it an inside joke?

Of hating EVERYTHING. Do you think this road of radical centrism is paved with nice sentiments? Literally just read the sidebar. Literally just click a post that "sounds" right wing here. Then click one that "sounds" left wing. Then go "fuck, I guess I really didn't get it".

And of course you could always just ... go to another subreddit.

so being against subsidizing israel's defense for the last 50 years and presumably in perpetuity into the future and being against infant male genital mutilation, which started essentially as a prehistoric semitic tribal practice and isn't medically necessary for 90+% of men, is hateful toward jews?

You're also so far up your own seriousposting ass that you perceive everything you see as serious even when you wander into a subreddit you don't use and have no idea what the sub culture is like

Do you not know what (((they))) means

There you are, proving me right by demonstrating again that you don't understand this sub at all, and because you're an unrepentant seriousposting faggot that you can't help but to see everything as retardedly serious as you are yourself.

here's a tip: take the internet, and especially reddit less seriously than life or death, you may find its both good for your mental health and also funny

I donā€™t understand. If people are genuinely arguing with me, what am I supposed to do? Are they serious posting too?

you just don't get it

But that's ok because the world needs lolcows too

Yikes sweety

Making fun of blacks, Muslims, and Asians: I sleep

Making fun of Jews: Woah, too far sweaty.

Not sure why youā€™re immediately assuming I donā€™t defend them all the same.

Do literally the opposite, and make sure to include dirty whiteoids at the top of your hatelist, and you will get this sub. Also post bussy

This sub just seems like an ā€œironicallyā€ racist hate group. Sam Hyde but in Reddit form. Donā€™t really wanna contribute to that so Iā€™ll leave you as you were

It's okay because we hate whitey too tho. And we accept both degen MDEfugees and chapocels into our glorious community

Jews aren't people

Neither are mayos, niggers, wet backs or currycels

Asians are the prime race of humanity:

  • They draw 2d waifus

  • Highest life expectancy of every region

  • Good food

  • a lot of scientific advancement

  • They're not white

  • Their sweat doesn't smell

Like it's fucking over for non Asian people

understandable

Power + privilege, my cum addicted friend. We're punching up here.

Heā€™s not a serious enough candidate for (((us))) to care

Daddy Yang OwO

Unironically based.

I plan on donating my yangbux to bussy posters

The worthiest cause

He seems like a redditor who somehow got to be in the race for President. I'd vote for him if I lived in Burgerland.

He's a successful businessman and isn't obese. He's nothing like the average redditor.

He's not a mayo soy so he's definitely not a Redditor

Asian

not a redditor

???

thinking ricecels have internet

thinking ricecels didn't invent the internet

but they didn't

I bet he has a hard stance on loot boxes

Heā€™s not a spineless socialist so no he isnā€™t

Heā€™s more like 4chan teebeeache

Ok fuck it Im YangGang now. Asians before women

This but unironically.

specifically, asian ladybois

Yeah but does he think Black Panther is overrated?

not living in burgerland

why even live

not living in burgerland

why even live

Ehh reddit is more Aoc. She's neetbux + free everything + loud and retarded.

/ourgoy/

Opiod addicts aren't avoiding treatment because they think they'll get arrested, this guys a fucking r-word.

#YangGang

Cutcels RISE UP

Finally someone in burgerstan that is against genital mutilations

#YangGang2020

As an african how can I help this God-king get to the whitehouse ?

Somalicels OUT! OUT! OUT!

How many alts do you have lmao

He's only able to say that cause he's got no skin in this game

I see a yangpost, I downvote. Suck my dick cheese free cock

Can you blame him for not wanting to lose any of what little dick mass he's got?

*Fine touch sensation free

Ultimate cope for dicklets šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

yangposting has to be one of the faggiest trends on drama as of late. literally just MDE agendaposting

What a fucking antisemite.

This man needs to be president.

YANG SUPPORTS INTACT WANG

wanggang

So he is both anti-Semitic and an Islamophobe.

Does that mean I donT get no Yang Bucks?

Oy vey

cool it with the anti semitic remarks

I agree that it's unfair that boys can be mutilated but girls can't be. Therefore, we should legalize FGM, that way everyone is happy.

Furthermore, it's understood that MGM is less damaging but more prevalent in the west than FGM. To fix this, we need to make MGM more damaging and FGM more prevalent.

I hope youā€™re joking

The truth is, the glanses and clits of all minors should be surgically removed and swapped. That way men can understand the plight of women while having multiple orgasms, and women can end their oppression through big dick energy.

EVEN BETTER

WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T CLIP A PIECE OFF AN INFANT'S GENITALS FOR MY GROSS RITUAL? THIS IS ANUDDAH SHOAH

Hey i watched the video of my brisk, it was a good time

watched the video of my brisk

sip

I literally dug out the tape because of that meme. I didn't get any head unfortunately.

Yang "Don't touch my wang" Gang

Uncircumcised cuck gets angry that no girl will ever want to touch his cheese covered dick and attempts to make everyone as gross as him by banning circumsision.

Have you sucked any dick?

Of course how else will I convince people to vote for daddy trump.

What's your personal preference, cut or uncut?

manlet sneaky Chinese collectivist no strong stance on civil liberties

All of this doesnt matter bc 1k! Neets of drama assemble!

keep your nasty foreskin away from my children

Who the fuck asks about this shit or cares this much about it? And asks about it on a thread about opioid addiction?

People who are capable of empathy? Maybe men who resent being sexually mutilated for the rest of their lives?

You know what guys care abour being circumcised? People that have it so good in life that they have to find something to care about, because their soul is so empty they think a human calamari ring is going to fill it.

You know what guys care abour being circumcised?

Men who are aware of the fact that they are missing the five most sensitive areas and half or more of the surface tissue of their the only set of genitalia they will ever have in their existence because they happened to be born the wrong gender in a place like the US which is a glorified Third World country masquerading as civilized, developed, and free? That they are viewed as disposable property by society at large and this issue is the biggest indicator of it? How about Xhosa men in South Africa who were ritually circumcised when they reached puberty? You can't ask many of those men what they might think about it because they're dead.

It's funny how a Muslim doctor of the Dawoodi Bhora sect in Michigan performs a procedure on young girls from Dawoodi Bhora families in a sterile environment that removed far less tissue than the average male circumcision, and scores of individuals are up in arms about it. As they should be, but when men have an important part of their sexual anatomy removed at a time when they couldn't even speak and express resentment over it, people like you tell them they don't matter.

pls tell me this is pasta

It's two paragraphs. What's your cut-off before you start thinking something might be copied and pasted? Three sentences?

oh jesus your entire comment history is nothing but circumcision.

lol

Obviously not my main account.

you have a circumcision account lol. This is too funny.

I guess it's funny if you think that discussing the sex organs is the epitome of humor.

discussing the sex organs is the epitome of humor

It definitely is.

My condolences on the loss of your five most sensitive dick regions or whatever the fuck it is that you keep parroting lmao.

I don't really see any humor in cutting the genitals of other human beings, but whatever. You clearly don't want to understand this issue.

lol

What's your cut-off

I think I know yours šŸ˜‰

The virgin Anteater vs the chad Mushroom Cap

Because men have rights and bodily autonomy just as much as women

Ok at this point how can anyone be against Yang?

>NEETbux

>Based riceman

>actual political outsider

>actual self made businessman

>not a boomer

>Glorious social credit system based on rewards, not restrictions

>radical centrist

>Decriminalization of all drugs like Portugal does

>Somehow contraversial because hes against mutilating baby dick

Heā€™s a fucking gun grabber.

There will be no crime when everyone has NEETbux

One time a refugee at my college left her phone in a classroom and when people told her that it was gonna get stolen if she didn't keep it on her, she unironically said that noone in this country steals because noone here is so poor that they have to steal to survive.

If itā€™s so nice why is she a refugee?

are you illiterate

He posts in /r/unpopularopinion. He's probably an edgy teenager who's too bussyblasted to pay attention in his English classes.

I have autism, be gentle.

This. If he would just come out in support of recreational RPG ownership, he'd be the perfect candidate.

From his website:

Prohibit the manufacture and sale of bump stocks, suppressors, incendiary/exploding ammunition, and (yes, this is currently legal) grenade launcher attachments.

sounds based af tbqh

I have one word for Yamg and his supporters.

SHALL

YING YANG

NOT

Sounds like retarded law overspecialization to me.

Just when you think he can't get any better...

I donā€™t want to pay taxes so that retarded fags like darqwolff can spend their neetbux on child like

just add 3 trillion to the deficit each year, bro. won't give china even more leverage over our economy at all

I am going to cancel your Yangbuck allowance if you keep seriousposting this hard

i only made it to your first arrow to be against him

This is your brain on fentanyl ^

Please be ironic or i will eat my spoon

"Hey, facts do not care about your feelings. Now, I cut my sons foreskin off because a man wrote it in a book, that its how you get into heaven. Other men wrote in this book, one guy went to murder his son because a bush that was on fire told him to do so. Facts do not care about your feelings, these are all facts." Ben Shapiro, most likely.

I wouldn't doubt it. He's been very pro-circumcision in the recent past and would no doubt spout a lot of the same lies and cliches that most supporters do.

Bold move, let's see how this plays out

Yang gang wants to bang!

Yangsayers... šŸ™„šŸ™„

"Iā€™d start fining gun manufacturers $1 million for each person killed by their weapons. That would get more companies focused on how to keep guns out of the hands of those who would do others harm."
https://twitter.com/AndrewYangVFA/status/1056334803501543426?s=19

Hipoint to lobby against selling guns to blacks otherwise they'd be bankrupt lol

Goddamn. I generally like the guy, but that is some retarded shit right there.

Yeah, it seems like internet peeps are getting behind him without knowing the policies he wants to enforce. I'm not a lawyer and even I know it's illegal to find gun manufacturers for violence inflicted with their products. How is he any different than other democrats?

I think it's retarded too but I also think he's smart enough to not be sidetracked by it or actually pursue it (not to mention, I don't think, legally, it's actually something you could implement or enforce). Taking his messaging on the whole, it seems the big issues he wants to tackle leave no room to expend political capital on something like that anyway.

Antisemetic candidate confirmed

Yang letting me keep the skin on my thang! I wonder if foreskin restoration is included in my monthly yangbux or if I gotta take it off the top

Somehow this will be brought up at the debates

Fuck off with this Yang DNC propaganda. Itā€™s all to split the trump vote

Rightoid OUT!

Imagine if this tweet smd yang get smeared as anti semitic

If the only thing yang did was ban genital mutilation, I'd vote for him and give him every cent of every paycheck I make.

Kinda digging yang. What's his platform/party?

Yang giving his opinion through response from open users. Great work Ying Yang :D

I'm so glad I wasn't born in a 3rd world country and have a normal dick.

I'm on the fence, on the one hand circumcision is blatantly wrong, to the point that there really isn't any interpretation where it should be considered acceptable.

On the other hand, reddit fucking HATES circumcision, and that alone makes we want to find a way to support it just to spite them.

circumcision became obsolete about 1500 years ago, but unfortunately at that point it was 300 years too late to update the Bible and Tanakh

Ditch the Trump Train, embark the Yang Yacht.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. How is he on giving me a thousand smackeroos to play vidya and jerk it all day?

Andrew "Shoah" Yang

based and dickpilled

He just need to promise Universal Basic Catgirls and I am sold.

My hero šŸ˜