Mild drama and thread locked when feelgood body positivity goes awry. Is cellulite sexy? Should you be able to admit to finding some things unattractive without being flagellated? Users debate.

103  2019-03-14 by angrybroad

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I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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I need to point out that the chick in the picture wouldn't have cellulite nearly as bad if she wasn't clenching her buttcheeks like she's about to shit herself

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I can only comment every 10 minutes since my one post was destroyed by the hivemind of this sub. I can and just did prove you wrong in the 10 seconds it took me to write my comment. You're going up against someone who spends all of his time researching random topics. I already know I have more knowledge on you on fitness because stating women look fatter than men with the same body fat percentage is just straight up bullshit. That's not how biology works. You're probably some delusional kid in highschool.

I can keep posting sources while you give me nothing because you're stupid

the irony in calling me a neanderthal when you have nothing to back up your statements other than "I can stand my own without backing" L O L

This is why nobody apparently values you. Because you're fucking wrong and closeminded.

Can this be a new pasta?

Holy shit this loser thinks they are smart as fuck because they spend free time hitting the Random Article button on Wikipedia.

Idk man, I'd argue that's just what every genius did in their youth.

Idk man, I'd argue that's just what every genius did in their youth.

Look mom, I am a genius ! I told you getting 90 out of 100 in my IQ test was great !

Please god let this be put in snappy

I already know I have more knowledge on you on fitness because stating women look fatter than men with the same body fat percentage is just straight up bullshit. That's not how biology works.

Women do have an extra layer of fat...

The trend of posing so you look as repulsive as possible to somehow prove a point of BODY POSITIVITY is fucking retarded

I like the ones that show how much posture/sucking in/flexing matter, but not stuff like the OP. That's airbrushing vs intentionally emphasizing your cellulite

That jaw line is definitely drawn on too

Exactly. Everyone should be redpilled about instathots' devious methods

Now look at ass injections irl

In 10 years we will look back at these ridiculous plastic surgeries the same way we look back at the 90's 2000's playboy bolt-ons.

and that's when all the now-old insta thots will try and get it all reversed.

How did she go from a jawline to not even having one?

Those are just humblebrags where it’s like “I’m still hot teehee”

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Reddit and twitter people are such moralizing busybodies. The absolute worst kind of tyrants.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Lion Jesus Man.

bring 👏 back 👏 body 👏 shaming 👏

Japan and South Korea actively shame fat people? They also have the lowest obesity rates of all OECD countries? Coincidence?

Coincidence

Rice>Beef

thats how you get skinny low T males who are despised by their own women :(

not eating fuck tons of carbs in the form of fried rice

Why live? Why even draw another breath?

not eating a shit ton of carbs in form of mochi and asserted Japanese and Korean sweets you mean?

So... Sugar rice?

but mochi is delicious while plain rice isn't

Beef is huge in Korea

I've seen how Koreans eat their beef, thin lil BBQ style strips. Their relationship with beef is a recent development anyway. Ameriburgers have been slaughtering beefs forever and eat way too much red meat.

But they always make it slightly sweet which fucks me up

A yes, the world famous Kobe rice

Fish>Potatoes too

>he thinks beef makes you fat

White rice is nutritionally equivalent to a bowl of sugar. We Mongoloids simply eat smaller portions.

That's not sexy though, my wife is 30, had a baby a few years ago and has no cellulite on here ass. She has few stretch marks on her stomach plus she's not a wh*toid, the most devious and low tier of the foids.

I see you are woke on the white foid issue as well

Give it ten years.

She would have enough decency to not wear a thong and post the picture for all to see even if she might eventually get golf ball ass.

are you suggesting that women in their 40s might not be as attractive as women in their 20s?

What the actual fuck? THIS IS A BODY POSITIVITY SUB BRO, GET the FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH UR BIOTRUFS

if you work out and have a sexier body than me that is practically assault

Y'ALL, she is speaking to the way that women are told they cannot be sexy/attractive/desirable if they have rolls or cellulite.

Capitalized y'allposting? This is getting out of hand. Also who tells women this?

i tell them this, because it's true.

America tries to normalise this by targeting mayo foids with the "BIG IS BEAUTIFUL" meme and black womxyn with the"THICC" meme

- विश्वस्मादिन्द्र उत्तरः

There is a difference between thicc and fat

The only reason it's getting mixed in is because fat foids need something to cope with their unattractive rolls

Pretty large difference between fat and "thicc."

Praise Allah. Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

Also who tells women this?

Other women, mostly.

Sounds like something we need to yell at men about then

So much drama on that sub.

Yea seems like most of the posts are about shitting on the women and revealing that they're actually ugly/hideous.

How has the woke reddit crowd not shit all over that sub yet? Or is it ok because it's just women shitting on eachother?

Oh fuck I want to serious post so bad

I won't tell anyone 🤗

Lmao that sub is supposed to reveal how so many influencers facetune the shit out of their pictures and fake having flawless bodies with a "woke up like dis" attitude. It helps our fragile self esteem to know we don't actually look like monsters compared to them 😪

I think a lot of the users over there are annoying though and sometimes they're just catty but yeah! It's fun to lurk

And yet I'm 100% certain the majority of posters still look like grotesque monsters compared to them.

They might ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just like seeing that they don't really have waists narrower than their heads and how bad ass injections look irl

Please provide link for the curious to read

Sorry trolls, you’ve yee’d your last haw. 🤠

locked :(

I can't believe they'd target 'lawlz like that 😡

she's still a pretty girl in good shape

Im happy to see that the blind have no issues participating on reddit.

You serious? Even Ray Charles was repulsed by fat people.

I was wondering if that post would end up here. That sub is such a disappointment. I thought it would to make fun of instathots but it’s just people that wish they were better looking and could be influencers

I almost never read the comments because they're stupid, but sometimes it just delves into catty territory like "aha! Look at the difference in this girl's smiling selfie vs this video still I took in which she was in the middle of talking!" and the girl's facial expression is literally the only difference. I really like how they shit on Tans though

On the one hand: ew

On the other hand, I got stretch marks on my ass and chest from working out in high school and my waist has never been over 32 inches, so some peoples skin jist sucks

My boyfriend has stretch marks on his back and shoulders for the same reason! I have em too because my ass exploded when I went through puberty. It'd be weirder not to have them

I got them from puberty and then the really bad ones from pregnancy. I went from having a few on my hips and near my armpits to pretty much all over my body.

Ughhhh I'm so worried about pregnancy body changes since I'm gonna be having kids in the not too distant future. I heard it's more genetic than anything and my mom and sister don't really have stretch marks, the skin on their bellies is just looser looking? but my sister's boobs basically disappeared after breastfeeding and I have a feeling that's gonna happen to me. At least stretch marks do fade some over time :)

This is why women shouldn't be allowed in r/drama. This conversation would give Luke Perry a second stroke.

You're luke Perry's second stroke

^ boom

Gussies get off my board. 😠🤢

Excuse me sir this is for gussy eyes only

They do go away after awhile. It certainly is genetic I think cause my mom and sisters all have them too.

boobs basically disappeared after breastfeeding and I have a feeling that's gonna happen to me

if u miss them so much, get some fake ones?

You need at least $5000 and time to recover for that

And then some people get necrosis in their tits that could literally make their nipples rot off AND implants can harden with time. Ugh. MEN. 🙄

Bruh

Who knew pregnancy is the one thing autists here can't handle 😏

foids

Listen if you guys don’t want the girls with cellulite I’ll be happy to take them

cause that's pretty much all women

This but unironically. Not that I care because gussy is gross 🤢

Lol

I mean I don't find cellulite attractive BUT LISTEN ITS OK I'M SURE SOMEONE DOES SO ITS PERFECTLY FINE!!!!!!!!

Youd think Instagram reality would be about making fun of people who take the internet too seriously instead it's about a bunch of dumb fat broads pretending they arent as ugly as they are because people photoshop themselves to look better.

hot take 😎🔥

If you think that take is hot you should see my instagram.

You're absolutely right, the one on the right is more attractive. She looks like she's enjoying herself and having fun.

Straight up delusional

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