Capeshit Spergout Effort Post
14 2019-03-14 by CrosbyStillzandSwag
So the ad for the climactic installment in the Milquetoast Capeshit Universe just dropped and everyone at the top of this /r/movies thread is very excited. Sort by controversial though, and there's ton's of juicy drama:
Users getting woke on the capeshit menace: "How overrated on a scale are the marvel franchises?"
Some heated Captain Marvel drama
Some more "Brie Larson literally wants to genocide whit men" drama
"Captain Marvel showing up at the end like that is just insulting."
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"Only to Angry Incels". /r/moviecirclejerk shows up to defend m'lady.
User understandably wants these movies to end. /r/movies cinephiles defend their kino.
Out of everyone, I'd say This guy gets it the most.
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18 comments
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1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-14
I don't understand the controversy behind capeshit. Marvel has made a clear choice to switch their demographic from sweaty manchildren to w👁ke millennials; it's not out of spite, it's because their $100,000,000,000 daddy Disney ran the numbers and decided they will get marginally higher revenue targeting this particular demographic
It's weird how groups that preach "logic and reason" are so concerned with this. Do they expect Disney to forego profits so that it can pander to them instead?
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-03-14
there's also surprising overlap between these groups.
My only hope is that all the sperging out will culminate in some awareness about the cultural atrocity of capeshit, but I know deep down that's wishful thinking.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-14
Capeshit has peaked mainstream now. If anything, it's further than ever from being tossed aside by society as a pathetic obsession held by manchildren
How do you even go about telling people how cringe it is, when it's so publicly acceptable?
1 RabidRab 2019-03-14
>It's weird how groups that preach "logic and reason" are so concerned with this. Do they expect Disney to forego profits so that it can pander to them instead?
Yes. 'Logic and Reason' in this sense means that because they are marginally less retarded than a feminist they saw in a cringe compilation, you aren't allowed to mention the fact that they incoherently swing between radical individualism in which no-one has any duty to anyone else and collective moral outrage at people failing to live up to their duty to pander to them.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-14
You have a point. Clearly it's only logic when I do it
1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-03-14
do you even twitter
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-14
I'm sorry, but I thought the distinction between the basement breed of manchildren and the soy sucking breed was implied
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-14
You are saying the same thing twice using diffirent words.
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1 Ashleychud 2019-03-14
Anyone older than 12 still watching capeshit should be put on a registry and have their voting privileges revoked. They should also have to alert the community when they move.
1 sheepinb 2019-03-14
And be forced to wear some idiot capeshit styled straight jacket 24/7
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-03-14
I can't wait for this shit to hit DVD so then we'll know all the milestones have passed and the franchise will die.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-14
I hope Thanos wins and kills everyone. No more MCU.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-14
Shazam will be the first DC movie I will pay to go see in a long time.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-14
I really fucking hope
1 MightiestEwok 2019-03-14
Oh wow some fucking loser unironically called that Marvel chick a HERo.
They're mindless, innoffensive movies with the same shit jokes in each installment. People care way too much about their mass-produced disney crap