Capeshit Spergout Effort Post

14  2019-03-14 by CrosbyStillzandSwag

So the ad for the climactic installment in the Milquetoast Capeshit Universe just dropped and everyone at the top of this /r/movies thread is very excited. Sort by controversial though, and there's ton's of juicy drama:

Users getting woke on the capeshit menace: "How overrated on a scale are the marvel franchises?"

Some heated Captain Marvel drama

Some more "Brie Larson literally wants to genocide whit men" drama

User understandably wants these movies to end. /r/movies cinephiles defend their kino.

Out of everyone, I'd say This guy gets it the most.

Whole thread sorted by controversial

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They call Dramanauts, Autists. Autists... easily duped, will believe anything, and by the time the destruction is upon them, one or more of their family has been captured and turned against the team. "/r/Drama has served us well...," one captor gloated.

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I don't understand the controversy behind capeshit. Marvel has made a clear choice to switch their demographic from sweaty manchildren to w👁ke millennials; it's not out of spite, it's because their $100,000,000,000 daddy Disney ran the numbers and decided they will get marginally higher revenue targeting this particular demographic

It's weird how groups that preach "logic and reason" are so concerned with this. Do they expect Disney to forego profits so that it can pander to them instead?

switch their demographic from sweaty manchildren to w👁ke millennials

there's also surprising overlap between these groups.

My only hope is that all the sperging out will culminate in some awareness about the cultural atrocity of capeshit, but I know deep down that's wishful thinking.

Capeshit has peaked mainstream now. If anything, it's further than ever from being tossed aside by society as a pathetic obsession held by manchildren

How do you even go about telling people how cringe it is, when it's so publicly acceptable?

>It's weird how groups that preach "logic and reason" are so concerned with this. Do they expect Disney to forego profits so that it can pander to them instead?

Yes. 'Logic and Reason' in this sense means that because they are marginally less retarded than a feminist they saw in a cringe compilation, you aren't allowed to mention the fact that they incoherently swing between radical individualism in which no-one has any duty to anyone else and collective moral outrage at people failing to live up to their duty to pander to them.

You have a point. Clearly it's only logic when I do it

thinking sweaty manchildren and woke millennials are different demographics

do you even twitter

I'm sorry, but I thought the distinction between the basement breed of manchildren and the soy sucking breed was implied

You are saying the same thing twice using diffirent words.

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Anyone older than 12 still watching capeshit should be put on a registry and have their voting privileges revoked. They should also have to alert the community when they move.

And be forced to wear some idiot capeshit styled straight jacket 24/7

I can't wait for this shit to hit DVD so then we'll know all the milestones have passed and the franchise will die.

I hope Thanos wins and kills everyone. No more MCU.

!Shazam looks fun though. But that's DC!<

Shazam will be the first DC movie I will pay to go see in a long time.

I really fucking hope

Oh wow some fucking loser unironically called that Marvel chick a HERo.

They're mindless, innoffensive movies with the same shit jokes in each installment. People care way too much about their mass-produced disney crap