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On point as always, Snappy.

Chill bro

😳

Looks like a bussy-dick chain.

I love how those guys looking kinda ugly is enough to qualify them as "beta males." Being alpha is no longer about confidence, or being assertive, or having a position of power; all it takes to be alpha now is apparently looking pretty

It's over for uggocels 😂😂

And if you watch the show the bearded canadian is pretty alpha honestly. He just straight up swiped login details off some guys desk and was completely cool about it i mean come on

he's got a big titty gf as well

Reddit darling Milana vayntraub

Her photo from the room in Las Vegas was top tier fapping material though.

oh ya as a dirty Sephardim she is definitely my jam

Link it bitch

imagine taking a teevee show character seriously

Height, Jaw, Shoulders, Arms.

What would qualify as beta height? Would it also be considered beta if the jaw and shoulders are good?

Anything shorter than me. As well as anyone taller than me. Including some people as tall as me. But not me.

Interesting.

5'2 is not alpha m8

Agreed, not even human

Leave Daddy Benji out of this!!

It doesn’t matter how tall you are, asking “how tall do I need to be?” already makes you a beta male.

Nibba that makes no sense. How masculine you are has zero to do with your height.

I’d make a “that went over your head” joke but you seem sensitive about your height.

Nothing goes over my head. I'm a 6'12" Chad, smashing all the chicks

t. coping manlet

lol nah i smash ur mum

Of course, she's way into manlets

nah she hates them which ios why i smashjaed ur mum lol get rekt

yawn

Get rekt

Being shorter than 6'10"

Why even live

It's over for 6-foot-cels

its less about looks and more about cadence and style and how someone holds themselves

Mogs me 😢

It is a funny show

yeah but the funniest part of the show left because drumpf

because drumpf really? I thought it was just that tj miller was almost as big of a pita on set as he was in the show.

Hes a fat ryan reynolds, i wouldnt doubt that half the people thought he was doing his fat roll again.

From what I understand, he quit as soon as drumpf was elected because he felt his co-cast-members didn't donate enough to HRC

No he was basically fired because he’s an unprofessional alcoholic with a legit brain disorder and they let him say whatever as the official reason for leaving. He chose to say he just wanted to do other stuff like the emoji movie. Then he was accused of rape and called in a false bomb report on a train and has been reduced to playing the chuckle hits across the country to make ends meet when he was poised to be the next will Ferrell

just wanted to do other stuff

I mean okay maybe...

like the emoji movie

Oh lmao

I don't dispute any of this,

but TJ did actually whine a lot that his cast-members didn't donate, as he was leaving

It used to be, but they kinda ran out of good material 3 seasons ago.

is it tho

Is that Doobs?

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AKA Penis Dickling: The Goose?

My name is Penis Anthony Doublinier thankhyo very much

Why are the guys pocket fondling and none looked surprised? 🤔

It's because it's a staged photo. They tried to hide it but I can tell from the reflections.

Damn, this guys good.

Wouldn’t a beta male who out does an alpha be by default an alpha themselves?

Yes.

The real alpha was inside you all along

Hot

Based and betapilled

The Big Band Theory fucking sucks.

BAZILKAAAA

TREBLINKA

you trolling? wrong show

Wow u r retard

no u

bazinga

Big Bang Theory: throw a bunch of pop science physics buzzwords around for 2 minutes to appear smart

Also Big Bang Theory: quadratic formula on the whiteboard in the background, labeled “nuclear fusion”

David Grohl still looks like hes in his 20s.

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It's finally acceptable to stand bellybutton to butthole with your hands in another man's pockets. god bless us everyone one.

weezer

I would do orange pull, who's with me ?

Yeah, Gilfoyle, such a beta.

Daddy Yang is alpha as fuck. Betas are about to get BTFO. This article is a massive cope.

I want to cut that street shitter's eyebrows off and stuff them in his micro dickhole. Always making that faggot face and having the attitude and worldview to match.

Worst of all, he's a Paki

I hate Silicon Valley show and I’m a programmer.

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What a gross pic 🤮

I saw this at the check stand today and they had to set up a "Wet Floor" sign from all the pussies gushing in the checkout line

Can heteronormative be a slur please? I don't feel comfortable calling people like this gay anymore, they've gone too far