Possibly the most pointless thread of all time

67  2019-03-15 by Jas0nJewnova

43 comments

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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as a person who has sex with penis-havers...

I almost threw my phone against the wall.

I know! Shits offensive, we are to be refered to as dick-abled

Epic mayo-speak 😎😎😎

  • Le sexy time with the wife 😎

  • As a vagina-haver

  • Ouch my penis just inverted thinking about that

  • Wow my first gold! Thanks y'all!

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Ouch my penis just inverted thinking about that

What?

That's how trans surgery works. πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Zoinkers!

They're actually called People of Cock nowadays.

Sounds about white

Do you need a safe space or something lmao. It’s just words don’t get so triggered.

The only thing on me that gets triggered is my prostate.

I struggled being enthusiastic about PIV sex.

relatable

Everyone knows PIB is superior

based muhammad PBUH style is the best

Seen the title....noped right out! But it must be liberating for your penis choosing a good looking, well fitted jacket. Hope it glows in the dark.

Hope it glows in the dark

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰r/Trashy is that way

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Maybe baby!

I spent almost 15yrs of my time being sexually active

being sexually active

Doubt.

he's one of the people that like to mastrubuate with a condom on

Ugh. My dick always feels so fucking gross and latexy whenever I take my condoms off. It's unironically worse than having shit all over your dick.

this but ironically

Nothing wrong with a posh wank.

bussies need love too

2019: Menslib invent the bussy condom

penis-havers

Retarded

Notice how many guys in that thread are "above average" in size. I guess even r/menslib isn't safe from internet inches.

It's cute how MensLib posters expect anyone to believe that they have had problems with condoms being too tight lol

kek

I guess you're just coping hard that the supposed "wimpy," "weak," "pussified," "loser," "mayo soyboys" of /r/MensLib are really Chadly big dicked Alphas. Lol!

Out of all the hills to die on, you chose the two incher.

Cope harder, go shoot a gun or drive a truck or have disgusting PIV sex with some foid. Maybe then you'll stop being such a loser

You know being a hysterical retard only works if people actually gave a shit about you.

Hey now, studies have shown that the penises of r/drama posters are, on average, 1 inch larger than other redditors. If there are 95,000 other /rdrama users, and they all have 2" dicks, then, mathematically, my penis is 4.5 miles long.

Didnt read it but I'm assuming it's about rapists giving each other advice on which condoms are most helpful to avoid getting caught

Lol imagine using a condom. Catholicels rise up.

Two things Catholics and gays have in common is liking it raw.

And fucking little boys

Using condoms is such a waste

Imagine using condoms.

Real men rawdog prolapsing anuses.

Imagine being sexually active for 15 years and never raw dogging it