Here's your bi-daily dose of platypuses. Also we probably should private the sub once again.

277  2019-03-15 by le_epic_xd

61 comments

If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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I agree, but this time let me in

It isn't up to me

I know, just saying

Yeah, this is probably the last sub that I enjoy and don’t have to worry about making someone kill themselves because I said I don’t care about politics and gussy is gross.

Who is it up to?

Same fam.

I wasn't invited last time but yea might be for the best to go private.

Seconded.

Thirded. 🤗

Who are all of you newfags ?

I'm not a newfag. I'm drama's resident r/politics poster.

Tell yourself that, newfag.

This but “pretty please.”

This is the only thing I use reddit for. I got nothing to do with my phone when I'm bored when I'm locked out. Drama pls.

please

Same tbqh

Fucking god please

100% needs to be private again but for the love of god let me in I get withdrawal symptoms from this place when it happens

I’m sorry but almost none of you will get it because I don’t recognize any of you. Way too many newfags on this board.

My now-deleted account got in when drama was shut down in August/September, so I’m not that much of a newfag

Ok we might be able to bring you in but that bussy better be clean 🧽 👌🏼

Don’t worry it’s squeaky clean👌

Some have even said that it’s TOO clean 😉

🍆 💦 😍😍 This is a peak twink domreddit so the cleaner the better. Personally I want to be reminded of sneaker squeaking on a gym floor when I insert my feminine cock in that beautiful buss and only thAn will I be completely satisfied. 👌🏿

their bills honestly look removable

I wish all my bills were removable.

Don’t we all! 😂

Let me in you spergs

Yeah really who do I need to talk to to get approved?

Just adorable. 💖

Give it another day before closing down the shop.

Unironically agree.

Board is getting way too much attention.

Other subs have gotten shot down already. Close the shithole for a week until it all blows over.

inshallah brother

This but unironically

Little longer than a week because I feel like more subs will be shutdown soon.

Seconded. She firemen are roaming reddit. Time to close the gates.

Delete at least half the subscribers.

Seconded. If drama goes, what will we have?

Where the fuck's ed? I need some quality tay posting.

Platypodes, you uncultured barbarian!

ahem wrong

I don't want to get backballed when it goes private. How do I get to see posts here without being banned from all those other lame subs?

Don't platypus out like the rest of reddit.

Close the sub before we go the way of WPD. Oh and approve me of course.

I wanna give them a big ol’ smooch

Can the sub be closed on 1st of April just to fuck with Britbongs who'd lose their porn (unless they get a loicence ofc) and their sub in 1 day?

If this sub goes private again and I'm not in, imma shoot up a Trump rally and put out a black transexual commie manifesto

Before y’all go private again give me access. Thank.

Would you retards quit giving this shitty website money

If the sub goes private, and I’m included, I promise to mercilessly mock those not included, EVERY time they complain, and will allow myself to be pinged to insult them.

Hell I will go as far as to say that if this goes private, I don’t have a way to view it that I know of, and that’s okay because I like this sub. If being private saves it from AHS and CB2 scum then I don’t care if I can view it or not. I mean I do but fuck it do what you have to do.

I want to be invited to the sleepover too! My mom makes great hot pockets 😜😜

Itt: lurks saying let me in

Can I stay?😻🙏🐶

And ban you. Yes I agree

Gibsmedat flair and inclusion pretty please this is the only subreddit i thoroughly enjoy

Great idea. Close it down for a week or two. BUT LET ME INNNNNN!!!

I live for platyposts

Spotlight uhh moonlight uhh fuck nigga poo poo pee pee uh

Actually agree this time. Too many serious posters.

Im cool with it as long as i can be an approved submitter