Man feels the need to share his daughters first period with all of Reddit for some reason

All the good drama is walking a fine line between a ban and getting the board quarantined at the moment. Take what you can get at the moment, things will won't ever go back to normal.

1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-03-16

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1 FTFallen 2019-03-16

The drama is the realization that our society has come to this.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

That was my thoughts. That we have gotten to the point that single fathers are telling the world about their daughters first period in order to pick up feminists from the internet. What a time to be alive.

1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-03-16

And it works. Dude is genius.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-16

I mean, if you consider picking up a 2x user as "works" because they're certainly not working

1 angrybroad 2019-03-16

That's just because libfems are fucking retarded

1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-16

I'm not for censorship, but you shouldn't be allowed to talk about periods in public.

1 fsdgfhk 2019-03-16

Periods should just be outlawed. Mandatory life sentence.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Have a period is an inherently violent act just like dead naming someone.

1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-16

Anyone who gets one is already sentenced to living with a gussy 🤮🤮🤮

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-16

Are men really that clueless about periods that they have to ask Reddit for advice? Google exists for a reason.

1 Methmo 2019-03-16

Periods get a lot less exposure in some cultures. For example, in the UK it is called a "full stop".

1 sea_lecture 2019-03-16

good job

1 Osterion 2019-03-16

It's not about asking for help. It's about getting attention and praise from clueless gussy for being even semi involved in raising a kid. Kinds like how women swoon if they see a father changing a kid's diaper.

1 byobombs 2019-03-16

Yeah the whole post is just reinforcing the fact men are fucking worthless trash and that "My daughter started her period so I took a sick day" is such a huge deal since, in their eyes, every other man in the world would have just raped their daughter in the same situation.

1 Osterion 2019-03-16

Why are moids so evil? 😭

1 SansSoIeiI 2019-03-16

It's women stuff, as if women knew about men's stuff like being strong and drinking hard liquor.

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-03-16

Well at that point just call Michelle Rodriguez.

The lesbians carry the upsides of both genders, whilst gay men have the downsides. The lesbos shall inherit the earth.

1 texanapocalypse33 2019-03-16

Should've just taken the Hank Hill approach and dropped her off at the emergency room

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

All men should model their lives off Hank Hill. He is based.

1 manbra 2019-03-16

They don't give user manuals for vaginas. Some people lacked access to good sex ed in school. Like actually sex ed, how vaginas work and when to change the oil, not like saying mental illness and cutting off your dick is okay.

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-16

They don’t give that out to women either, brah. My vagina has been surprising me since puberty.

1 moondoggy101 2019-03-16

Im actually pretty clueless about it but if I had a daughter around that age Im sure I would take the 10 minutes to find out online what I would need to know.

Im not so clueless though that I act like a sperg if a girl im dating asks me to pick up tampons for her when Im out like needing to ask for help to find something like it is so hard to find a specific brand name of a certain product in an aisle

1 UsedTree 2019-03-16

dating girls

gay

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-16

Just let her try out different options because preferences and let her know it’s nothing something to be ashamed of. Not saying to encourage her to start painting with her period blood like Buzzfeed did but to recognize it as a bodily function that happens. If she’s experiencing pain or mood swings, get her to a doctor. It’s not rocket science tbh

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-16

for some reason

literally explains why in the title. A thank you post for receiving help earlier

With all the drama happening rn, your "looool cringe xd" low effort post seems esp boring. It's not even a slow drama day

😴😴😴

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

This is true

1 Psyman2 2019-03-16

Holy shit I didn't even know you knew how to use words instead of emojis.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-16

😼

1 Chin_Up_Chick 2019-03-16

That cat emoji is really cute on iPhone but really disturbing on desktop.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-16

If only

1 Holy_Father_Nurgle 2019-03-16

😴😴😴😴😴

1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-16

Not only did he tell 2X users but he also told the girl's principal and vice principal and his own boss so he could take off work. All because his kid got her period, something that all women go through.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

TBH this story probably never even happened.

1 Spysix 2019-03-16

The whole story reeks of bullshit. He somehow managed to piss his boss, the school principle off all in one day? Spend a 'small fortune' on books on periods?

All to talk about it on reddit?

Bruh this dood is fishing for some poosy on 2X.

1 BeatriceStar 2019-03-16

My bet is he's either a pedo or a single dad looking for female cuck to marry him and take care of his kids

1 Spysix 2019-03-16

He says he's a single father, so def fishing for step mommy.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

You forget the angelic female vice principal that came to save that day!

1 Spysix 2019-03-16

The new potential step mommy in this reverse Cinderella movie.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

From the guys post history... He got cucked

My last ex had kids from three other men before me.

She needed a home. Ruined my credit to get her a home for her and her kids.

Used my credit to take out a loan and get her a vehicle so she had reliable transport for her kids. Suggested a sedan. She insisted on this big huge gas guzzling truck. Because "that's what girls from the Carolinas drive"

The final straw though, we are living together. Sleeping together. I'm helping take care of her kids. I think that we are an item. We never had "the talk" about what we were. Through deed and action I assumed we were together. Her logic said that because we didn't have the talk, that we were not together.

Anyways fast forward 9 months. She's freshly pregnant. She insists that I am the father. I assume we are together and that she's faithful, so I accept it.

Kid is born. Kid looks nothing like me. I dont think much of it because, well, all newborns look like those bobble head tree things from Princess Mononoke(spell check?)

A couple more months go by and the kid looks nothing like me. Nothing. Kids got green eyes, I have blue. Kids got red hair and curls, I have brown hair and it's straight as fuck. She never let me take the kid out to see my family, which became increasingly suspicious to me.

Eventually I pressed the issue. She confessed that she had been sleeping with 4 other dudes and had been for quite some time. Suffice it to say the kid wasn't mine.

I left, let her keep the home and the vehicle, both of which she lost within months of me moving out and the baby daddy moving in.

1 LongPostBot 2019-03-16

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1 ThickSantorum 2019-03-16

Should probably make it ignore quotes.

1 Holy_Father_Nurgle 2019-03-16

easy loophole for real longposters though

1 speaksamerican 2019-03-16

Imagine being so fragile you jump through a loophole to avoid getting roasted by a bot

1 Chin_Up_Chick 2019-03-16

You don’t have to be red headed to have a red headed baby... I suck at biology and even I know this.

1 Alimentas 2019-03-16

Or a compulsive liar. Or both, which is the usual case for twox posters.

1 gilmore606 2019-03-16

can this be real? it sounds like humiliation fetish porn

1 aqouta 2019-03-16

Imagine buying anything to learn about periods, the whole internet exists.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-16

Imagine not letting your wife deal with the kids like Beto

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

He is a true champion of women and pure feminist.

1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-03-16

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW YOU ARE UNINVITED TO ALL THE COOKOUTS SIR

NOW DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY PROPANE GRILL EVER AGAIN

1 SamWhite 2019-03-16

I kept her out of school today, which the Principal didn't enjoy at all and he tried to lecture me on the importance of education and everything else. As if I didn't highly value the education of my daughter.

Thankfully the VP was a woman and came down with the fury and might of a thousand sun's upon him for trying to chastise me for taking a day to become better educated for myself and my daughter.

Yeah, now I'm thinking this is a fake story. Not sure why someone would do that, but this section just reads like fiction to me.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

If you wanna make a good to get up voted on two x you have to make sure you include a woman who saves the day from a oppressive man.

1 WholesomeDrama 2019-03-16

My boss was even less thrilled when I called in, but he has daughters himself and understood. He did say I am gonna owe him however lol. nothing ominous, just that I'll have to pull an open to close or a close and then open or something.

is this how wagecuckies really live? 😮

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

When you are single father who works retail it is.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-16

When you literally have zero marketable skills and they could hire anyone off the street to do your job with a cursory 5 minutes of training...

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Then they bitch about getting fire when they dont show up. Well yeah, no shit, when anyone can do your job they will find anyone who will actually do it.

1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-16

Literally never understood this... like how the fuck can you adult without having any skills above a mentally retarded person? Have these idiots ever even considered learning to code?

1 collectijism 2019-03-16

Lets see you fold clothes and talk in a headset at once plus learn all the different sizes for kids and adult sections.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Pretty much as hard as medical school tbh

1 aqouta 2019-03-16

No one cares if you have a good reason to call in, even if it's just "I'm sick" it's when you let on a bad reason to skip that they care about.

1 QinEmperor 2019-03-16

He did say I am gonna owe him however

He's gonna have to pay with the body of his daughter, duh.

1 193208123908 2019-03-16

>Hey, I can't come in to work today because my daughter started having her period and you know what that means, haha!

1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-16

And then everyone clapped

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

The principal's name? Barack Obama.

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-03-16

Benjamin Disraeli

1 Hell__Yea__Brother 2019-03-16

That's a cool period. Want to bring it to the White House?

1 collectijism 2019-03-16

Jodie foster is actually pretty nice in person

1 thetinguy 2019-03-16

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

1 hi_0 2019-03-16

This is actually where I stopped reading

1 texanapocalypse33 2019-03-16

ever reading a twox post

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Imagine ever reading anything

1 speaksamerican 2019-03-16

😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄

1 dildosaurusrex_ 2019-03-16

The fuck? Keeping your daughter out of school because she’s on her period is third world retard shit

1 dramasexual 2019-03-16

Yeah that's the fakest bullshit that's ever adventured its way out of a cow's anus.

1 Kazundo_Goda 2019-03-16

Of all the things that did not happen, this did not happen the most.I wouldn't be surprised if OP sniffed his daughter's used tampon and masturbated vigorously to it and in that ejaculated euphoria, he made that post.

1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-03-16

As if I didn't highly value education

uses an apostrophe to pluralize ‘sun’

1 Wasgoingforclever 2019-03-16

Yeah it's a bit of an overshare but I feel for him, single dad has got to be a tough gig.

1 SansSoIeiI 2019-03-16

raising your daughter by yourself for 18 years only to be cucked by teenage boys ...

1 Wasgoingforclever 2019-03-16

Ugh. Can't wait... I always believed the statement that the first heart a little girl breaks is her fathers.

1 TransSexualWiener 2019-03-16

that's the most pedo sentence i ever read.

1 Wasgoingforclever 2019-03-16

Yeah I'm going to go ahead and edit that.

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-16

Wow that title wasn't hyperbole. I hope to God this is fake.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

I would never lie or exaggerate.

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-16

Wait, that's exactly what a habitual liar and exaggerator would say...

1 ItsSugar 2019-03-16

Biology is now one of the pillars of the patriarchy that foods must overcome.

1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-03-16

Are all the posts on that sub gilded?

1 VelvetDreamers 2019-03-16

There is destigmating menstruation and dismantling the misogynistic imposition of vulgar connotations to reproductive functions and there is fabricating the most over-embellished story in response to something so mundane to acquire adulation.

It's not a traumatic experience to have a period. There's something salacious about 'blood soaking panties' that invokes a sexual image, why didn't he use the standard nomenclature absorbent underwear? As if the VP will deign herself to arbitrate a dispute over a period and the Principal an obligation to scrutinise parents who're overzealous about periods.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Do you talk like that in daily life or just on Reddit?

1 VelvetDreamers 2019-03-16

Just Reddit. I'd be executed by my family if I speak like this in my daily life.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Makes sense.

1 cheers_grills 2019-03-16

You should be happy you have them, they are great.

1 VelvetDreamers 2019-03-16

Yup. Nothing ensures compliance like the fear of your own father.

1 omgwtfbbq0_0 2019-03-16

It's not a traumatic experience to have a period.

She's not going to bleed at the speed she urinates.

I don't know or care if the OP is made up, but my first period was like the elevator scene in the Shining and legitimately scared the shit out of me. Everyone is different, but it absolutely can be traumatic in its own way if you're not education or prepared for it (such as myself).

1 YoungMoneyGetMoney 2019-03-16

In high school we had identical twins in my class whose father was a gynecologist; he examined both of them

1 Frostfright 2019-03-16

Periods are a mysterious enough occurrence that the only good source to get information on them is by making a new post on reddit.

is this for real?

1 Zac1245 2019-03-16

Literally billions of people get periods and there are probably millions of articles but without a doubt the best place to go is TwoX.

1 angrybroad 2019-03-16

Ironically, on twox, it's likely you'll be hearing mostly from dudes

1 fernguts 2019-03-16

Pics or get the fuck out.

1 angrybroad 2019-03-16

That was so fucking stupid it pissed me off even if it's fake. Moids being pathetically overdramatic is my trigger apparently

1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-03-16

Men doing that naive/dopey but sweet male feminist shit is the absolute worst.

geez lemme tell ya i was confused by the suggestions for boy shorts, i thought.. shorts.. for BOYS? for my GIRL??? but now i get it!! :D

good job, retard. you fucking retarded idiot.

1 angrybroad 2019-03-16

😂 a lot of guys complain about the bumbling idiot dad stereotype but then we get shit like this

A friend of mine works with a guy who's almost 30 who didn't know what a gynecologist was ffs

1 GetUpAndGoGorl 2019-03-16

"MY BABY HAS STARTED HER PERIOD. GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE"

1 hideousbeautifulface 2019-03-16

Only things I forgot to get was the plastic sheet cover thing and the puppy pads for in the event of an accident.

this has to be a troll or the worlds actual stupidest man