It鈥榮 happening: School edition

15  2019-03-16 by gankspankbank

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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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Well shit

fuck

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Active Shooter at University of Michigan

Article

Police have so far found no evidence of a shooting

published 18min ago

At this point if I hear about a school shooting in the first hour I automatically assume it's nothing until proven otherwise

police say it鈥榮 thots popping baloons smh.. looks like no habbening going down

TFW squealing teenage girls trigger martial law

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Fuck guns, we need meme control.

It's time for zoomercide

CONTROL THE MEMES JACK

It was just 14 year old girls popping balloons

No, I鈥檓 serious

https://twitter.com/SteveGaragiola/status/1107030834647834627

no fb link like the last one? :/

stupid faggot loser admins like to censor everything in 2019.

This time, the good guys won. But the scars will stay with us for a lifetime.

mayocide cancelled

see you all same time next week

Conversation

University of Michigan @UMich UM ALERT UPDATE There does not appear to be an active threat to the community. DPSS continues to investigate. Continue to stay clear of area.

NEWS | Division of Public Safety & Security dpss.umich.edu 4:34 PM 路 Mar 16, 2019 路 U-M Emergency Alerts 1.6K Retweets 1.7K Likes

"The Magnificent, Blood-soaked Sparklepony" @JonathanBarkan 路 2h Replying to @UMich Please be true. 1 2

University of Michigan @UMich 路 55m 6:35pm UM EAlert Ann Arbor UPDATE - There continues to be no indication of an active threat to the community. Police continue to investigate. Please stay away from Angell and Mason Halls. 1 4 6

"The Magnificent, Blood-soaked Sparklepony" @JonathanBarkan 路 53m Thank you for the update. 1

Lance Bitner-Laird @BitnerLance 路 1h Replying to @UMich and @lentilqueen The psychological harm has already been done. I sprinted from the diag, fearing for my life, and the lives of the friends I'd just departed ways with. I've sobbed for the past hour. There being no real threat to physical safety does nothing to alleviate what I felt/feel.

Imagine finding out it was balloons and not feeling embarrassed. Awareness campaigns should include hearing what an actual gunshot sounds like.

Wow, you must be a JP fan

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The psychological harm has already been done. I sprinted from the diag, fearing for my life, and the lives of the friends I'd just departed ways with. I've sobbed for the past hour. There being no real threat to physical safety does nothing to alleviate what I felt/feel.

Imagine finding out it was balloons and not being embarrassed.

how do you mistake something like that