Shout out to all the plastic paddies in /r/Drama.

80  2019-03-17 by NefariousNotorious

Note, American Irish are not real Irish, you're the dregs of society.

36 comments

Amazing post.

They’re not real Americans either. Based and redpilled post.

Greenpilled.

No Nothing Party rise up

Know nothing*

😔 I wish I wasn't a retard

Your parents do too.

It's over for brainlets 😢

I’m mad that I can’t use St. Patrick Day discount because I’m not Irish 😤

Where are you shopping that gives discounts for Irishness?

what if you are a self loathing paddy?

As a who is 1/32th Irish I here by give u all permission to say the n word because the Irish were the blacks of europe

Cope. I’m 1/17th and I know that cirrhosis is the gamer word of the Irish.

because the Irish were the blacks of europe

Still Are. White Negroes get out.

Slavs, tho.

We’re all shithoused on this blessed day!

If it wasn't for Irish-Americans there would be no IRA. God bless them 🇮🇪🇺🇸

The correct terminology is burger paddies tyvm

while we're at it let's make this a general statement for every american who thinks he's german/french/spanish/italian/polish cause their grand grand father happened to be from one of those countries

if u dont speak the language get out of my face.

Not like the Irish can speak "their" language either tbqh

The opposite goes for foreigners born I the states. If you speak another language you're American and you should leave

You let someone move to your countries from Somalia and become #NEW_EUROPEANS overnight but people whose German/Irish/etc descent is so recent that they could qualify for actual citizenship in your countries are the assholes. Euros are defective.

Should i be warning mosques near you?

I live in a trailer park. The only mosques here are mosquitos from the poisoned river nearby

The Irish in my family is Northern Irish. Does that make any difference?

Plus, St. Paddy's day is just drunk amateur hour.

Sassenach, pls leave.

The Irish in my family is Northern Irish. Does that make any difference?

Plus, St. Paddy's day is just drunk amateur hour.

Yes, do you have loicense for those bantz ?

I hate yuropoors, but the one thing they’re correct about is plastic paddyism? I mean, why would anyone take pride in being a potato fucking subhuman?

Because of a history of sufficient nutrition we're taller and our brains are more developed. Congratulations on having a higher whiskey tolerance and being more likely to beat your wife

9/11 was well deserved for plastic paddies funding the IRA tbqh fam

you're the dregs of society.

What, unlike real Irish? Lol.

My family came from Ireland and Scotland. But I’m American 100%

If you haven't bought a car specifically to turn it into a bomb, you're not Irish.

Irish aren't white

The only real Americans are those who are of Irish or Italian descent

Spoken like a true north-eastern coastal elite.