I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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it's impressive how the mdegenerate isn't the biggest faggot in this situation

People with actual power never powertrip as much as people with fake power, because they have no need to compensate.

AHS is NOT sending their best to the battlefield

That's where you're wrong buddy, he is their best.

wow rude

That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

Unironically writing this.

Might as well have posted a particular copypasta that was in the news recently.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

Snappy?

yeah you heard him. Did he stutter? He smashed that report button so hard and that user will be sorry. So sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzTTvXDzNU

I love how "the hard way" is, at the absolute worst, getting your Reddit account banned.

Imagine thinking taking five seconds to set up a new one is that horrifying. This is the kind of person that unironically cares about karma.

and is gay

Is he a mod?

prlly

It reminds me of our lord and savior.

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

But Mister, I poop from there.

Not today you don't.

You know what's sad, there are multiple subs more pathetic then braincels

ahs, politics, cth. fuckaltright, politicalhumor...

Subredditdrama

Imagine thinking AHS has any legitimate power that isn't just chimping out on an internet forum

That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

Who do we ping for this

/u/AnnoystheGoys you'd better not make a mistake here

It's St Paddy's day and I'm drunk. Fuck you remind me tomorrow

😎😎😘🎽🏟️🏞️🏖️🧱🏕️🗻🏞️🏞️

God Damn playa

That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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u/justcool393 or u/lightumbra

I'll add it to longpostbot.

Go stick ur dick in a woodchipper

fiteme whoo'er

mod

You take that back. I'm not that type of degenerate.

/u/LightUmbra for bussy

/u/justcool393 for snappy

r/newpasta

You done it now

You went and made a big mistake

And I can't allow

You to think you just walked away

So turn around and pay the piper u gonna pay

Cause the end is now

This is gonna be your judgement dayyyy!!!

49 Muslims that were killed in Italy

Holy shit.

Um like wow that’s gonna be a huge yikes from me sweaty.

Race Wario?

When I read your comment, this is all I can think of for whatever reason

How do you fuck up so badly?

The fact that you're openly joking about the 49 Muslims that were killed recently (voice to text put italy)

The thought of this guy angrily shouting at his phone is too good

I beg to differ. Let's see what the admins have to say shall we?

Tattle tale

I don’t get this line of thinking.

This site is free. Accounts and subs can be made instantly. I’m pretty sure you don’t even need to verify emails to make an account either.

In like two years people will wisen up and use another site to rally, troll, brigade and slingshot shit to the front page. It’s just that the spergs haven’t figured it out yet.

I don’t think anyone could organize a good enough brigade tbh massive corporations and politicians pump this shit with bots and fake accounts you’d need a lot of money to counter that

The only thing that stops the average person from flooding this site with hundreds of accounts is the captcha. Otherwise you can probably script making hundreds in a day and astroturfing content.

I mean, that’s probably what a lot of political astroturfing groups do it’s just that they have someone making accounts all day and hooking the access and commands up to a program.

I don't want this account banned because I can't be assed to unsub all the defaults and resub to all the subs I like again

I can feel the cope, both from the AHSposter and MDEcel, in equal and substantial amounts

Lol can't laugh at a joke, gets the country wrong and wishes physical harm on a poster.....lol they aren't sending their best from AHS

or lack thereof.

lol gay

You must be fun at parties

jesus

Hi

wtf my shitty /pol/ meme got a lot of attention on that dead subreddit

Proud to be featured here, thanks r/drama luv u all

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DAY OF THE HOMER SIMPSON

OK I thought it would take longer than this for Islamophobia to become funny again but I was wrong.

I beg to differ. Let's see what the admins have to say shall we?

It may not be illegal, but it makes you a piece of shit and a racist. The fact that you're openly joking about the 49 Muslims that were killed recently (voice to text put italy) speaks volumes of your content of your character, or should I say lack thereof.

Racist and pro hate people like you need to be fought at all costs. Calling people slurs is going to do nothing but have a Lynch Mob outside your house. One of these days you're going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and they're not going to be as lenient as I am. When that day happens, I hope they cave your insolent face in.

That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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Guy shoots up a small town/island in Cali and it's business as usual. Guy shoots up a concert in Vegas and it's business as usual. Guy shoots up a nightclub in Florida and it's business as usual. Guy shoots up a synagogue in Pitsburg and it's business as usual. Guy shoots up a church in South Carolina and it's business as usual. Guy shoots up a mosque in another country and we have to shut down everything.

Who would have thought an incident in a country that no way effects us would effect us so badly?

https://i.imgur.com/gfjNVZN.jpg

Some AHS retard was blaming me for the attack lmao.

faggoty posts like that are why I regularly purge my comment history. I love the thought of someone stewing in impotent rage trying to find other examples of my bigotry but only having the one comment that triggered them.

umm sweaty because its ISLAMOPHOBIC to care about those other """incidents""", mmmkay?

lol In his AHS post:

Im ready to beef with you for life over this

I really hope this guy isn't a troll.