Dis gon be gud

54  2019-03-18 by XhotwheelsloverX

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Kiwi's are gonna fuck this up big time huh?

Doubt it. NZ judges dont tend to take any shit because they're not elected. They won't be afraid of taking his platform away.

Can the court transcripts be sealed, or will they have to be made public?

Usually public, although you would usually have to go out of your way to find it. Court judgments are easy to get your hands on.

Being his own lawyer makes it a lot harder, and not easier, for him to wax political on the stand. If he wanted to fuck his defence up but give him an opportunity to talk a lot of shit, he'd allow his lawyer to do the lawyering and he'd volunteer to give evidence.

Ah ok, and there's no chance it'll be televised? That would be a great show.

Little to no chance, especially now. At best there will be cameras for the verdict. We don't treat court hearings as cheap entertainment.

Cheap entertainment

You'd watch it just like everyone else.

Probably wouldn't, murder trials are pretty boring most of the time. Chain of evidence blows goats.

Jodi Arias smirking was pretty epic. 😏

But then you'd miss Jaffa calling during another high profile case.

I think Americans are so amped up on Judge Judy that they find know how interminably slow and boring British Commonwealth courts are.

Don't underestimate the depth of the autism involved here. We're talking about the same type of people that watched the entirety of the Zimmerman case and 24 hour streams, like Shia's. Given a chance, Autistic Americans will turn the driest affair into a farcical bloodsport.

lmao imagine thinking that making it more secretive is going to get people to stop talking about it

Imagine thinking that you're people.

look i understand youre all weird and emotional because of this despite being on drama for years

but being all authoritarian and smugly throwing rights away is retarded as fuck nigga

"hah! the state is going to censor this guy so nobody can find out his motivation! hooray!"

cheering on being left out of the loop lmao whats wrong with you

That's a very roundabout way of admitting that you're retarded.

look it might seem crass but this shit is thoroughly unimportant in the big picture, so its fucking annoying that stupid people are determined for it to have a lasting effect via law

also i want to post doom memes and i cant so it sucks

So that's a "yes"?

so nobody can find out his motivation!

He states his motivation explicitly in his manifesto, retard. Are you incapable of using Google?

yeah and theyre banning it being shared you dumb fag lmao

Who? The kiwi "government"? Just use a VPN and download it anyway, you pussy. As entertaining as the trial would likely be, it's unnecessary to understand this guy's motivation or to prove to the public that he did what he did, given the manifesto and the video. On the flip side, giving the mass murderer a public pulpit to say whatever he likes directly supports his ultimate goal, so there's good reason to have a quiet, unpublicized trial.

yeah i know how to get stuff on the internet dude im saying theyre specifically trying to ban the manifesto alongside the video

it's unnecessary to understand this guy's motivation

yeah just let the news report it!

like they reported he threw a "white power" sign and was inspired by fortnite and pewdiepie

the media is so good at interpreting information and being truthful who needs to see it yourself!

yeah i know how to get stuff on the internet dude

I'm not sure about that. You seem pretty fucking stupid.

yeah just let the news report it!

Do you not know how to read English, you fucking mongoloid? I was referring to the trial as being unnecessary to understand his motivation. Read the sentence again.

Attempting to ban the video and the manifesto is asinine and counterproductive, I never disagreed with that. If you're afraid Big Kiwi is gonna manage to scrub the internet of the manifesto, then LARP that you're fighting the good fight and download it, then reupload it elsewhere. Shit, maybe you could even leave your house and like protest or some shit. But that might threaten your flow of NEET bux.

“He didn’t appear to me to be facing any challenges or mental impairment, other than holding fairly extreme views,”

Burned by his own lawyer.

New Zealand is too cucked for a death penalty and he will surely get life. A lawyer would only keep his sperg levels below his liking. He's trying to give us a circus.

New Zealand is too cucked for a death penalty

Real alphas need the state to do things for them.

Alphas wouldn't get their hands dirty. That's the betas' job.

How are their prisons, are they a sweet pad like breivik has

Anything less than an oubliette is going too soft on mass shooters.

To be fair, those “hotel prisons” have like 10 times the suicide rate of normal prisons. Solitary confinement causes irreversible traumatic effects on the brain. It’s literally much more humane to execute them than to keep them locked up in solitary for life.

The most he can get is 40 years, probably will plea for 25

Is he? Is there literally any reason for him to have a lawyer?

Exactly this way he get to spout more of his nonsense in person, it's not like he had any chance in getting off, but the drama it would create if he did...

What I love about you is that I know exactly what you're linking to every time but it's still worth clicking on. 😊

He probably did it on purpose so he could be the center of attention and preach his views to everyone. Forcing him to be represented by a lawyer would ironically probably be punishment to him.

you couldn't tell how stupid he was from his meme-filled rampage?

Mommy 😍

The guy already wrote his own press release, might as well represent himself in the court of lol.

Are you referring to his manifesto or has he released something more recent?

Boomer pls, obv talking about the manifest.

You can be really hurtful.

Probably plans to.

With all that's going on I could see journalists being barred from the trial and the threat of substantial jail time to any leakers

Honestly just put him in a hole and leave him he's not worth the effort

Make Oubliettes Great Again

Fuck French words.

Die deutsche sind unsterblich

That's called "periodic detention" and it's very likely.

periodic detention

I think that's when someone only serves time on the weekends.

Not in New Zealand, where he'll be imprisoned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodic_detention#In_New_Zealand

Is wikipedia just wrong on this, as so many other details

A name change for political palatability, but still goes by it colloquially.

In reality it gets handed down so rarely I can't remember it being discussed since 2002-ish.

Why are they still reporting about this guy? He obviously loves being an attention whore.

I don't know where you're from, but it's a fairly big story in Aus and NZ.

who has been charged with one count of murder,

This is a mistake right ?

They complete the paperwork for one charge quickly so they can keep him in jail. Then they can carefully collect evidence and build a case for the other 49.

I wonder what happens if another one dies after the trial.

Charged with another murder and there is another trial.

This will take a year or more before a trial happens though.

Oh OK, thank you.

No way he ever gets out.

Yeah I hope, I feared they might try to "rehabilitate" him.

100% he won't be allowed to have internet access inside as one of his condition and he'll top himself due to lack of memes

Life is an option for a single murder in NZ.

Does the prisoner serve full term ? Many nations award it however they early release you.

Can you imagine the drama that would be incurred by even suggesting a dude who gunned down cowering civilians should be released early?

I meant, a few decades from now. He's 28. What if they try to release him at 58 or 60 ? People are getting touchy feely about prison.

What if they try to release him at 58 or 60 ?

Then people are going to be like "what the actual fuck, we have him on video memeing and gunning down people cowering in a corner, and he was already 28 at that point."

😂. Well I hope people don't go crazy in the next 30 years. World seems different since 2012.

Will they? Media response to terrorists getting short sentences, being pardoned, or having their sentences commuted has been pretty tepid - even in the US.

A white guy? Yeah, there'd be a ton.

The SNP let the Lockerbie bombers out early, because the porridge wogs are literally subhuman filth

Inb4 his trial is live-streamed on Twitch

Better or worse than that woman's mustache?

Watching burgers freak out about the gumvn't coming for their gunz is always fun.

Imagine watching them freak out over ANOTHER country.

Has it even been released whether he got the guns legally or not?

Shooter doesn’t say shit about it in his manifesto besides ‘I chose guns bc lefty v righty’