I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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I think Iowa is proof chronic wasting disease has started affecting the human species.

As we can see from this map it’s expanding at an alarming rate.

lol what is this?

https://reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/9iz9hf/map_of_united_states_of_america_circa_2069/

Kentucky ... v2 lol

Am iowan can confirm.

Hold up a second, what's the deal with the smorgasbord of hot, fatty foods in Iowa gas stations (Casey's) ? My foid is from the state of storage units & corn and never stops talking about the "breakfast pizza."

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My guess is since the state is so rural, the gas station might be the only option for cheap takeout when you're in the middle of nowhere

Exactly. It’s also pretty good pizza.

And pizza is the closest thing most Iowans have to "ethnic" food

We have tex-mex too.

You mean Taco John's? 😂🤣😂

Don’t diss Taco John’s.

Hand over the potato olés and we'll talk

gas station pizza

excuse me?

give me hunt brothers or give me death

I was surprised by how decent it was.

How is it compared to Little Caesars?

I'd take it over Caesars any day.

It reminded me of Mall Pizza, like Sbarro's.

That's surprising.

A short (kinda) Casey's story... (I have several, that place is a drama magnet)

I was visiting family and my brother and I went to get pizza for dinner. So I ask him where we're going and he say's Casey's. Of course like everyone in this thread I'm like WTF is that and then gas station pizza?. He says its good and to quit being a bitch.

So we get there and you can either buy/order a whole pizza or they have it by the slice in a display such that you can just grab a slice yourself. We're standing in line and at the front is some kid who is probably 14 but puberty has punished him so he's like 6'2" and maybe 110lbs, all legs and arms, and he doesn't know how to use them. His task is to get a slice of pizza out of the display and put it into a triangle shaped box. Will he succeed? Sorta...

In his defence the slices were poorly cut but the serving tool is metal, so you can cut it yourself. He starts to pull out a slice and half the pie comes with it, he giggles and looks around, and then put it back (with his hand). Realizing its still connected his still developing frontal lobe conjures the idea to tear the slice loose (fuck that tool shit, that's for monkeys). OK the slice is free, now we just gotta get it into the box.

I'm not sure he initially realized the box was shaped like the slice, or maybe he just didn't care; fuck the man. I'm not sure how it happened it was all so fast... somehow he gets the bread in the box and the toppings on the floor.

He just stands there with his mouth open...

Thankfully my brother didn't give a fuck, stepped around the sadness and got our order.

The next time I went to Casey's I got to watch 2 redneck meth heads get into a fist fight over a dog and totally destroy the chip isle. They weren't even drunk drunk.

Meth heads are always funny to watch.

They weren't even fighting over who owned or 'got' the dog. They were fighting because one man accused the other of disrespecting his dog.

I really hope the dog appreciated that his master went to jail for the night defending his honor.

TBH I hope he escaped and found some new, non-meth head owners.

The dog was probably on junk as well. Out stealing copper wire from street lights.

Probably a baby munched too.

The one time I ate Little Caesar’s I had intense diarrhea for the rest of the night. By the end of it my bussy was bleeding.

Hawt

Hunt brothers-> like compleete shit could bascially be okay if you get it straight out of the oven.

Kwiktrip actually has decent pizza and cheese sticks but its only up north near Minnesota and wisconsin

Wawa has pretty decent food actually like a mini deli going on.

Some stations actually have a papa johns in them thats alright. DO NOT TRUST PIZZA HUTT. At TA gas stations and rest stops its absolute shit with the reheated personal pans.

Some flying j gas stations serve pizza too. Its not bad but they leave it on hot plates so it gets bad after an hour

Kwiktrip is in NE to.

Oh fuck off hater

Howaboutno

When there's only 2-3 retail stores per county gas stations become one-stop-shops.

Lol /r/drama's favorite state! Well, mine. Mostly bc Florida and California have too many (and mostly garbage) people.

Des Moines was ranked the Fourth Coolest City in the Us to Live In proving that CNBC doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Live here. It's pretty dope. No traffic. Plenty of shit to do. Low crime. Lots of Mayos. If you bored here it's kuz you boring

Lots of Mayos

aww that's a shame

Low crime. Lots of Mayos

Just say low street crime. The Mayos crime is typically more private.

Based Shkreli showed us that mayo crime can actually gice money to other people

I unironically like Des Moines. Iowa City on the other hand...

Iowa City is way dope too. Spent 5 yrs there

Iowa City is way dope too. Spent 5 yrs there

#victorylap

This says more bad things about Iowa City than I ever could.

Ya just think your daughters will be sleeping with a well adjusted autistic internet janitor after sipping dollar drinks on a Thursday at sports column.

Its name is very redundant. The City of Iowa City, Iowa.

I love the attention.

That's why I post on Reddit too ;)

I vote early most years because it coincides with a deer season out of state.

Holy shit Ann is even more of a boomer than I thought

That's not a boomer thing, that's a geography thing.

We're all boomers here in flyover country

I bet most people on this sub have never tasted wild pig or turkey.

Just a bunch of city slickers with their store bought meat.