I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
I’ve been seeing a lot of rumors floating around about me so I feel the need to address them head on:
I want to let everyone know that i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
Do you know who Philip DeFranco is? The Youtube news guy(not the Drama one), he's featured on Phil's show often. He did a documentary series on Jake Paul(the shitty brother to the suicide forest idiot) about him being a sociopath.
Otherwise he used to do some shitty edgy comedy back when he was younger, involving a lot of stuff.
Yes, YouTube gives a platform to pedophiles. People have known this for the past few years now. People have even started to accept it as the reality in which we live. What YouTube needs to crack down upon are the truest problematic individuals. People who tuck in their t-shirts. We need to petition to take away the social voices from these abominations of society.
The comment he made was tamer than the stuff this retard is saying, but framing it as him doing less is like arguing that your chair just broke out of the blue while leaving out the fact that you've gorged your way to 450 pounds.
That's the most important point. He considered them friends because he had a fucked up childhood and was still a kid at heart. He may have been weird as fuck, but I don't think he was diddlin' those kids.
Jerkin' it to kids is different than fucking kids. Shane is saying he shouldn't be arrested for jerkin', but Milo said that fucking grown men is an important part of growing up for a little of gay boys.
Yeah there's a lot of stuff this dude has done that would be considered a little more than edgy jokes. Especially after hearing the black face that he did, that's well beyond a joke in our times.
I don't get why calling someone under 18 sexy is so bad. You're calling them sexy, not saying you're gonna kidnap and rape them tonight. Can't call them sexy until a week later when they're 18. Shits so backwards.
If anyone in any situation calls a 6 year old "sexy," they need to be shot and then locked up forever and their decaying, rotting, decomposing corpse be used as a warning to other pedophiles.
And you don't see how crazy it is of you to think that? I've seen underage kids before and thought, " wow, they're gonna grow up to be really attractive." I don't think that's bad. I'm not gonna rape them. Nothing will come of it. I don't see the problem.
And? No one has explained why it's bad yet. Everyone just quickly insults you and circle jerks each other. Why is it bad?
Why is it okay to put children in tight dresses and show them off to older grown men, parading themselves around, but it's not okay to say that they're attractive and will grow up to be attractive?
Look, so I think he should’ve said what he said? No.
Do I thing the reddit mob should cool it with their pitch forks? Yes.
You morons on reddit show up with your pitch forks anytime someone says something that isn’t completely politically correct and try and ruin his life. It’s pathetic.
He’s not fucking kids. He didn’t do anything wrong. People are innocent until proven guilty.
If a normal person called a 17 year old sexy and then found out their age they'd probably have a reaction of "oh shit, I thought she was of age, that's my bad", or something similar. You're right, sometimes you really can't tell a 17 year old and an 18 year old apart. You can't make the same argument for someone who obviously hasn't even hit puberty yet, like the girl in this video. Fucking weirdo.
I still don’t get it. I’ve seen attractive young kids. I never did anything. I’m not planning on doing anything. I think the real problem is, is that it’s not socially acceptable to call them sexy. Yet it’s okay to put kids the same age in skimpy cheer leader outfits and dresses that sexualizes them way more than some famous dude calling them sexy. It’s so backwards.
No I think the average person thinks putting skimpy outfits on young girls isn't okay as well. If you find a fucking 12 year old sexually attractive you need help bro
The average person? Do you not understand how huge cheerleading and other teams like that is?
You also realize that there are people in their 20s that looks like they are 12? Am I not supposed to find them attractive until I find out their age? But, oh no! I can't talk to them! What if they are with there parents. I can't ask a "could be " child how old they are.
We can go down this all day long. But you've still failed to answer why it's bad. You just insult me. And keep in mind, I've never, ever, done anything to a child. And I have no intention of it. I've only ever said that some kids are attractive. I think many people think it. But for some reason I'm a pedophile that needs help now.
Cheerleading as a sport sport really isn't an issue. They wear uniforms that allow them to move comfortably, they're not usually over-sexualized. And if they are, most people don't like that. Pageants and the like? Fucked up. And there's a huge difference between someone of age that looks young and someone who LITERALLY hasn't hit puberty yet. Yeah, you're fucked up if you find a child sexually attractive. Just like you're fucked up if you find a dog sexually attractive.
Oh, you're right. Hang on lemme just wait until she's legal in whatever state shes in then seduce her. That's much better. How dare I think that people can be attractive. Fucking parents and families talk about how cute their children are gonna be when they grow up but that's not disgusting is it? It's only bad when a stranger says it cause you don't know if he plans on raping little children.
No it's fucking weird that you find kids sexually attractive, especially those who can't even be sexually active. No one's saying saying a kid looks cute or pretty or handsome is weird unless you make it weird. Calling a child sexy is always weird.
I never said it wasn't weird lol. I don't go around saying it or telling people that. I see young kids sometimes and I just know they will grow up to be attractive. That's it. It's not even a daily or weekly thing. It's so easy to look at what someone says and start imagining what they are really like. In reality I'm the same as everyone else.
That girl is definitely not six, lmao. What a moron. He set himself up for this.
If you see the latest photo uploaded in the screenshot of her instagram, that photo was posted January 2018. She would have been 12 at the time. Still inappropriate to make comments like that, but, definitely a lot less fucking weird than calling a six year old sexy.
Also the girl is really pushing a sexualized image on her insta, which is fucking weird. I'm guessing her parents must be OK with it because it brings them money, but, fuck, what the fuck are kids doing these days? Goddamn. At 12 I was playing Nintendo and shit not posting pouty lipped photos in skinny jeans on social media for 45 year old men to jerk it to.
Not a Shane Dawson fan by any means. Never really watched any of his content. But this video apparently removes a lot of context where he says he's kidding and that he doesn't understand how it would turn someone on. He made a response video to it about a year ago.
yeah, he did. some of his more recent videos (from a year ago since he barely up loads anymore), he also talks about and brings awareness to pedophillia in LA, mainly with directors and producers taking advantage of child actors, and how bad it is and how people need to try to do something to stop it. i feel like if Shane were a pedophile, he wouldn't be trying to bring awareness to the abuse of pedos in Hollywood, but that's just me
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-18
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 chestertons 2019-03-18
Y I K E S
1 HansCool 2019-03-18
Wasn't sure if he was a pizza-American until I heard the spooky music. Did Ben Garrison edit this?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-18
1 cumsocket 2019-03-18
mod him now?
1 thinkB4WeSpeak 2019-03-18
Yeah the dudes a creep.
1 fernguts 2019-03-18
I know, eh? Reubensque 6-year olds are where it's at.
BTW, what's a "Shane Dawson"?
1 LuxuriousBottleCap 2019-03-18
Future libertarian mod of KiA
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-18
Well, he is used to dog years.
1 PeskyPapaya 2019-03-18
I’ve been seeing a lot of rumors floating around about me so I feel the need to address them head on:
I want to let everyone know that i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
1 hamsterbones 2019-03-18
Gayer, less Jewy LD
1 Carr10nComf0rt 2019-03-18
You forgot the best part.
(1/?)
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-03-18
As an ephebophile I wish these damn pedos would stop giving us a bad name
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-18
Literally who?
1 KikiFlowers 2019-03-18
Do you know who Philip DeFranco is? The Youtube news guy(not the Drama one), he's featured on Phil's show often. He did a documentary series on Jake Paul(the shitty brother to the suicide forest idiot) about him being a sociopath.
Otherwise he used to do some shitty edgy comedy back when he was younger, involving a lot of stuff.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-18
I try and stay away from the cesspool that is YouTube. Thanks for the rundown though
1 KikiFlowers 2019-03-18
I don't blame you in the least bit for staying away from youtube.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-18
I mean, dudes a pedo and a cat fucker and they still give him a platform, pretty fucked tbh
1 StockHyde 2019-03-18
He also tucks in his T shirts. What a sick little fucker.
1 UseLotionOrGetHose 2019-03-18
Yes, YouTube gives a platform to pedophiles. People have known this for the past few years now. People have even started to accept it as the reality in which we live. What YouTube needs to crack down upon are the truest problematic individuals. People who tuck in their t-shirts. We need to petition to take away the social voices from these abominations of society.
1 Peragus 2019-03-18
Surely there are less controversial ways of coming out as a libertarian 🤔
1 Momruepari 2019-03-18
gay man is a pedophile, is anyone surprised?
1 BradyAnd 2019-03-18
homophobia on this subreddit is anyone surprised?
1 Momruepari 2019-03-18
being gay is a requirement to post here, but yeah.
1 BradyAnd 2019-03-18
more like being 14 and unfunny is requirement to post here
1 Momruepari 2019-03-18
all 3 and you're solid
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
Milo Yinopapio got unpersoned for less than this!
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-18
Yes and no.
The comment he made was tamer than the stuff this retard is saying, but framing it as him doing less is like arguing that your chair just broke out of the blue while leaving out the fact that you've gorged your way to 450 pounds.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
He was talking from the perspective of the kid being diddled rather than talking about how sexy the kids are though.
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-18
Yes, and I'm saying that it was just a small part of the cumulative mass of retardation that finally brought him down.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
Well fair enough. Hopefully Shane gets (((cancelled))) as well.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-18
what brought milo down was that lots of agitating blue checkmarks wanted to bring him down.
compare with e.g. srhbutts, who is still the predating unhindered by social media outrage
1 slaytina44 2019-03-18
Milo had a lot of enemies so had a rather large target on his back, so many people were waiting to ruin him.
Shane appears to be well enough loved by the mainstream judging by his success.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
Kind of like How Michael Jackson gets defended because he can walk in a special way.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-18
also because he was innocent
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
What grown man doesn't share his bed with his 8 year old friends?
1 stereomono1 2019-03-18
I never claimed MJ wasn't weird
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-18
That's the most important point. He considered them friends because he had a fucked up childhood and was still a kid at heart. He may have been weird as fuck, but I don't think he was diddlin' those kids.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
That sounds a lot like the profile of a paedophile tbh.
1 Verlieren_ist_Unser 2019-03-18
I like Joe Rogan’s idea that he was chemically castrated as a kid by his father so his voice wouldn’t change.
That lady who had his kids also said she never slept with him.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
That's hot.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-03-18
Then how come he never wrote a song about how you shouldn't diddle kids?!?
1 What__in__tarnation 2019-03-18
MJ was a grown man?
1 getoffthephoney 2019-03-18
The King of POP
he he
1 Myringains 2019-03-18
Ask the fbi why they didnt get shit for years despite desperately wanting to get him.
1 witchdocwayne 2019-03-18
Did you actually read the 300 page document? They had shit on him just not enough.
1 Grandman_Nan 2019-03-18
Jerkin' it to kids is different than fucking kids. Shane is saying he shouldn't be arrested for jerkin', but Milo said that fucking grown men is an important part of growing up for a little of gay boys.
1 Morgoff 2019-03-18
He didn't seem to want to fuck them though, he just enjoyed it.
But that's probably enough libertarianism.
1 thinkB4WeSpeak 2019-03-18
Yeah there's a lot of stuff this dude has done that would be considered a little more than edgy jokes. Especially after hearing the black face that he did, that's well beyond a joke in our times.
1 Fataleo 2019-03-18
Still popular with late night hosts.
1 cumsocket 2019-03-18
so a good mod material?
1 AtaraxicMegatron 2019-03-18
There's so many ways to tell that story without sounding like pedophile, but this is the one he chooses.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-18
those 125000 followers seem to agree with him tho
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-03-18
Lock him up
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
I don't get why calling someone under 18 sexy is so bad. You're calling them sexy, not saying you're gonna kidnap and rape them tonight. Can't call them sexy until a week later when they're 18. Shits so backwards.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-18
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-03-18
If anyone in any situation calls a 6 year old "sexy," they need to be shot and then locked up forever and their decaying, rotting, decomposing corpse be used as a warning to other pedophiles.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
And you don't see how crazy it is of you to think that? I've seen underage kids before and thought, " wow, they're gonna grow up to be really attractive." I don't think that's bad. I'm not gonna rape them. Nothing will come of it. I don't see the problem.
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-03-18
🔝🔝🔝
Just pedophile things 🤷♀️
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
God... you kids are toxic.
Who can we point fingers at and label today!?
1 diggity_md 2019-03-18
Just stop fucking kids, it's not hard.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-18
You
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-18
Darqwolff returns!
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-03-18
gas it now
1 witchdocwayne 2019-03-18
Please fucking kill yourself.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
Jesus christ you people are psychotic.
Don't agree with people? Tell them to kill themself.
Real mature moron.
1 witchdocwayne 2019-03-18
Lol you’re the one calling 6 year old kids sexy.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
And? No one has explained why it's bad yet. Everyone just quickly insults you and circle jerks each other. Why is it bad?
Why is it okay to put children in tight dresses and show them off to older grown men, parading themselves around, but it's not okay to say that they're attractive and will grow up to be attractive?
1 witchdocwayne 2019-03-18
If being psychotic means wanting scum like you to die than I am proudly psychotic.
1 diggity_md 2019-03-18
Just stop fucking kids, it's not hard.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
No ones fucking kids in here. They are sexualizing them though.
1 diggity_md 2019-03-18
Just stop fucking kids, it's not hard.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
Look, so I think he should’ve said what he said? No. Do I thing the reddit mob should cool it with their pitch forks? Yes. You morons on reddit show up with your pitch forks anytime someone says something that isn’t completely politically correct and try and ruin his life. It’s pathetic.
He’s not fucking kids. He didn’t do anything wrong. People are innocent until proven guilty.
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-18
Enabler is as bad as perpetrator.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
Sure. But literally everyone sexualizes kids. The media, parents, schools. Have you seen cheerleader outfits?
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-18
And that's why we need shari.... actually no, they sexualize kids too
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
Yeah it’s literally engrained in our culture but people like to selectively choose which pedophile stories to be upset about
1 Lawl0MG 2019-03-18
If a normal person called a 17 year old sexy and then found out their age they'd probably have a reaction of "oh shit, I thought she was of age, that's my bad", or something similar. You're right, sometimes you really can't tell a 17 year old and an 18 year old apart. You can't make the same argument for someone who obviously hasn't even hit puberty yet, like the girl in this video. Fucking weirdo.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
I still don’t get it. I’ve seen attractive young kids. I never did anything. I’m not planning on doing anything. I think the real problem is, is that it’s not socially acceptable to call them sexy. Yet it’s okay to put kids the same age in skimpy cheer leader outfits and dresses that sexualizes them way more than some famous dude calling them sexy. It’s so backwards.
1 Lawl0MG 2019-03-18
No I think the average person thinks putting skimpy outfits on young girls isn't okay as well. If you find a fucking 12 year old sexually attractive you need help bro
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
The average person? Do you not understand how huge cheerleading and other teams like that is?
You also realize that there are people in their 20s that looks like they are 12? Am I not supposed to find them attractive until I find out their age? But, oh no! I can't talk to them! What if they are with there parents. I can't ask a "could be " child how old they are.
We can go down this all day long. But you've still failed to answer why it's bad. You just insult me. And keep in mind, I've never, ever, done anything to a child. And I have no intention of it. I've only ever said that some kids are attractive. I think many people think it. But for some reason I'm a pedophile that needs help now.
1 Lawl0MG 2019-03-18
Cheerleading as a sport sport really isn't an issue. They wear uniforms that allow them to move comfortably, they're not usually over-sexualized. And if they are, most people don't like that. Pageants and the like? Fucked up. And there's a huge difference between someone of age that looks young and someone who LITERALLY hasn't hit puberty yet. Yeah, you're fucked up if you find a child sexually attractive. Just like you're fucked up if you find a dog sexually attractive.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
Oh, you're right. Hang on lemme just wait until she's legal in whatever state shes in then seduce her. That's much better. How dare I think that people can be attractive. Fucking parents and families talk about how cute their children are gonna be when they grow up but that's not disgusting is it? It's only bad when a stranger says it cause you don't know if he plans on raping little children.
1 Lawl0MG 2019-03-18
No it's fucking weird that you find kids sexually attractive, especially those who can't even be sexually active. No one's saying saying a kid looks cute or pretty or handsome is weird unless you make it weird. Calling a child sexy is always weird.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-18
I never said it wasn't weird lol. I don't go around saying it or telling people that. I see young kids sometimes and I just know they will grow up to be attractive. That's it. It's not even a daily or weekly thing. It's so easy to look at what someone says and start imagining what they are really like. In reality I'm the same as everyone else.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-18
Is this max level shit posting or what....?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-18
Boring, who is this fuck again?
1 2029393029e9e 2019-03-18
So he is a pedophile and a zoophile, is he trying to collect all the words that end in -phile
1 StockHyde 2019-03-18
Shane Dawson rapped a holocaust survivor and ate their cat.
1 getoffthephoney 2019-03-18
and a self-confessed animal molester
1 Tetragrade 2019-03-18
I was assuming that this would be some pizzagate tier bullshit but FUCKING YIKES.
1 liamemsa 2019-03-18
That girl is definitely not six, lmao. What a moron. He set himself up for this.
If you see the latest photo uploaded in the screenshot of her instagram, that photo was posted January 2018. She would have been 12 at the time. Still inappropriate to make comments like that, but, definitely a lot less fucking weird than calling a six year old sexy.
Also the girl is really pushing a sexualized image on her insta, which is fucking weird. I'm guessing her parents must be OK with it because it brings them money, but, fuck, what the fuck are kids doing these days? Goddamn. At 12 I was playing Nintendo and shit not posting pouty lipped photos in skinny jeans on social media for 45 year old men to jerk it to.
1 Hayteez 2019-03-18
I am SO shook rn, it’s exactly when I found out all those Minecraft youtubers were pedophiles.
Srsly though, does this actually surprise anyone?
Like, I wouldn’t assume Dawson would be a pedophile, but I can’t say I’m surprised.
1 Lawl0MG 2019-03-18
Not a Shane Dawson fan by any means. Never really watched any of his content. But this video apparently removes a lot of context where he says he's kidding and that he doesn't understand how it would turn someone on. He made a response video to it about a year ago.
1 SammyGems 2019-03-18
yeah, he did. some of his more recent videos (from a year ago since he barely up loads anymore), he also talks about and brings awareness to pedophillia in LA, mainly with directors and producers taking advantage of child actors, and how bad it is and how people need to try to do something to stop it. i feel like if Shane were a pedophile, he wouldn't be trying to bring awareness to the abuse of pedos in Hollywood, but that's just me