If you are a man and cant grow a mustache you are trans. Like it or not that's a fact.

10  2019-03-19 by ItMightBeABrainTumor

Stop being in denial. You fuckin know you are faggot.

11 comments

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-19

This, but unironically.

Men just look more attractive with some beard. I’m not talking about Santa Claus or ISIS level beard but the modern nicely groomed kind.

A man without a beard is a boy and I’m not a cradle robber.

1  iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-19

It's the same with women with body hair.

1  channing__tatum 2019-03-19

Speak for yourself

1  ItsaMeThePizzaMan 2019-03-19

Well ok, zoophiles typically want something furry.

1  IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-19

Sorry I have a real job, I can't go around looking homeless.

1  Alpha100f 2019-03-19

Having a barbwire-tier beard doesn't help.

Like, seriously, the hair there are not only thicker, they seem also to be straight as nails. Nowhere else it's bad, but fucking beard - it's like having a sponge made from the chainmail near your mouth 24/7.

1  Wolkenfresser 2019-03-19

What if it's a wispy blonde one and the rest of my facial hair is black?

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-03-19

my shit grows in so patchy and awful, I can't grow a beard to save my life

fuck you, yokel genetics ;+;

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-03-19

Go get some fucking minoxidil and artificially go through puberty you fucking weirdo.

1  caringaboutpolitics 2019-03-19

Same goes for w*man then

1  loli_esports 2019-03-19

lukewarm take