And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
What, you'd rather Ragnarok catch you with your pants down? Give me the girl with the apocalypse alarm ass, that way I know when I need to get into the bunker.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.” -Actual Joyce quote from a love letter. Dude was a freak
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-19
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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1 Leakylocks 2019-03-19
What kind of prude doesn't savor their lover's farts?
1 Slithice_ 2019-03-19
This, but extra ironically.
1 sheepinb 2019-03-19
A small novel about farting during sex, longpostbot should be enforced on all subs
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-19
Inshallah
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-19
She should have got a dog instead of fish, can't blame it on the fish
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-19
Can't blame it on dog either if your quintal ass is capable of notifying the world about an upcoming Ragnarok.
1 ItsaMeThePizzaMan 2019-03-19
What, you'd rather Ragnarok catch you with your pants down? Give me the girl with the apocalypse alarm ass, that way I know when I need to get into the bunker.
1 Alpha100f 2019-03-19
If it was a guy ripping that out, the whole comment section would rip him apart for being disgusting and unsanitary.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-19
A slut if she doesnt like you and prude when she does any man should be lucky to give her money
1 dazivostri 2019-03-19
What a disgusting pig.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-19
God everyone in that thread is so thirsty for this thot braphog
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-19
James Joyce would have been in his glory in that thread.
1 grep_var_log 2019-03-19
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-19
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.” -Actual Joyce quote from a love letter. Dude was a freak
1 caringaboutpolitics 2019-03-19
Yes my queen may we please sniff your braps that gentleman isn't like us
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1 ChateauJack 2019-03-19
Vulgar is the word.
1 hi_0 2019-03-19
He dodged a serious bullet
1 Thirdworldscum 2019-03-19
I bet 10000 imaginary internet points that she's fat.
And who dates 2 months before having sex?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-19
She liked him if she didnt like him she would fuck him on the first date
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-03-19
She has axolotls, so you know there's something up
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-03-19
I guess we can rule out that the guy was Ben 'Faps to Braps' Garrison.