Q predicted this: Minecraft Daddy says punch commies. Yikes!

188 2019-03-20 by marty_eraser

119 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-20

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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-20

Having fuck you money has to be amazing, no need to virtue signal of pander

1 gfour 2019-03-20

You already don’t have to do that

1 Ashleychud 2019-03-20

Yeah but he’s not rich.

1 channing__tatum 2019-03-20

Your mom makes you virtue signal for your tendies?

1 REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2019-03-20

On this doll show me where the virtue signaled you

1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-20

Does he actually have fuck you money though? I know if you’re smart about it you can live your whole life off of whatever he made, but if he’s just spending it and shitposting without any income the gravy train might run out? I hope it doesn’t, of course, and the guy is smart, but I can’t help but wonder whether his wealth is more of a meme than reality.

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-20

Lmao the guys a billionaire

1 nmx179 2019-03-20

He got like 1.6 billions from minecraft, one person who spends most of his time shitposting probably isn't even spending the interest that money generates.

1 stereomono1 2019-03-20

he can spend $100k every day and never go broke

1 jorg_ancrath88 2019-03-20

You're seriously underestimating how much a billion dollars is.

1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-20

It's a lot. A fucking lot. People are just generally bad at picturing very large numbers.

Imagine someone gave you a million dollars and told you to spend $1,000 every day and come back when you ran out of money. You would return, with no money left, in three years. If someone then gave you a billion dollars and you spent $1,000 each day, you would be spending for about 2,740 years before you went broke.

1 tedifttt 2019-03-20

3 times a thousand is 3 thousand, thanks for enlightening me

1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-20

I should’ve looked into it more, I didn’t realize he got that much. Thought it was like 10 mil.

1 Milky_Stevens 2019-03-20

Don't insult daddy Notch like this!!

1 channing__tatum 2019-03-20

Notch really likes stirring the pot. Maybe if drama adopts the SJW caricature he'll come back 🤔

1 The-Gaming-Alien 2019-03-20

I'd be willing to bet he still lurks here tbh...

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-20

NOTCH!

NOTCH, IF YOURE SAFE, GIVE US A SIGN

1 Fletch71011 2019-03-20

You can ping him you know.

/u/xNotch

1 Marcus_McTavish 2019-03-20

The only right-wing policy is to trigger the libs. Doesn’t matter how even

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-03-20

How much he has changed. He used to support quin on pateron but now he alt-right.

1 channing__tatum 2019-03-20

He says some alt right trollish things but I think he's more turned off by the extreme idpol and outrage culture that permeates Twitter. It's easy to fall into that negative space when most of your interaction with strangers is on social media

1 Neon_needles 2019-03-20

and i bet you wish you didn't sell out your friends and employees, who actually made your game good, for billions, that you used to buy a house full of rotting candy and get angry online all day this gay communist hates your guts, notch.

Maybe Chechnya and Russia where on the right track with those camps. 🤔

1 stereomono1 2019-03-20

he pretty much made the game by himself, before it got big enough to hire his friends

1 Ultrashitposter 2019-03-20

Yeah he got feedback on /v/ and ripped off Dwarf Fortress but he made the game himself.

1 backtotheduture 2019-03-20

he ripped off infiniminer, not autism fortress

1 whaleye 2019-03-20

He did say that DF was one of his inspirations though

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-20

The same can be said for every nerd trying to build a "procedurally-generated" game. DF is like the ur version of that concept.

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-20

why are they always so angry about the candy he bought lol

1 Patsy02 2019-03-20

Plus, candy doesn't rot.

1 mechakingghidorah 2019-03-20

The house came with candy,they’re mad they don’t get any.

1 Woolgun 2019-03-20

He's living in their heads rent free at this point, especially as of later after the IQ shit and QAnon. No matter what he says there are gonna be people in the replies trying to "own" him. Sure it's a little sad that this is his entertainment but he's great for drama so I won't complain.

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-20

im pretty sure its because their only tactic for people they dont like is to get them banned from social media or fired or punished or something and it doesnt work on him

1 Plexipus 2019-03-20

I'm not really sure the Twitter Woke Folk come out looking worse from this. If it weren't for Notch they'd be haranguing some other right wing dork on Twitter.

Notch on the other hand has Monopoly Man money and could be doing anything he wants yet this is how he chooses to spend his time.

1 Alimentas 2019-03-20

What if this is what he wants? People are different, you never know what you'd for your daily entertainment if you were that rich.

1 Plexipus 2019-03-20

You mean to shitpost online while sitting upon a dragon's hoard of money? I just do it while sitting on a comfy chair

1 Alimentas 2019-03-20

Yeah, why not?

1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-20

I'd much rather be a billionaire shitposter, than a poor one.

1 martini29 2019-03-20

People are different

Yeah, and his thing that makes him different is being an unfuckable autist who has more money then god but would rather shitpost all day than use it for anything

1 Alimentas 2019-03-20

You say "but" like it's a bad thing.

1 martini29 2019-03-20

It is.

1 193208123908 2019-03-20

If you're shitposting on Twitter from a yacht, it becomes monumentally less pathetic than some cringelord communist shitposting from his parents' basement.

1 Plexipus 2019-03-20

If you think that's what Notch is doing you're living in your own fantasy and not Notch's reality lol

1 193208123908 2019-03-20

He doesn't have a yacht anymore?

1 Plexipus 2019-03-20

I use my imaginary yacht more than he uses his

1 FusRoDawg 2019-03-20

Rich people don't use their hatches all too often because its value goes down .. i think. It's definitely not like having a huge mansion.

1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-20

What's that about?

1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-20

Having a wall of candy is cringe af. Sounds like something a five year old would do if they won the lottery

1 Idontknowshiit 2019-03-20

Before tax, my dividends from Mojang for 2011 was about three million dollars. I chose to distribute that to the other employees. God Id be butthurt if someone accused me of being a bad boss when he probably made half of his company into millionaires

1 BeerusandChampaBest 2019-03-20

That stupid homo would get killed by his fellow commies for being gay

1 Woolgun 2019-03-20

I'd like to thank Notch for spending his time saying dumb shit on twitter which makes the average twitter user seethe and brings us frequent drama of various quality.

1 mechakingghidorah 2019-03-20

It’s not just that,he’s right leaning,but they can literally do fucking nothing to him. He could join the black Santa parade and all they could do is scream and reeee about it.

1 notagiantdolphin 2019-03-20

He doesn't visit us anymore, but still steers content our way. Drama saint.

1 nybbas 2019-03-20

I like to believe that he still visits us, looking for these threads. When he sees it, he just smiles, upvotes and moves on.

1 333ddds 2019-03-20

Always teach your kids, commies get the left paw, nazis get the right paw. That's the American way.

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

Centrism saves the day. Again

1 White_Dudeness 2019-03-20

Centrists get the headbutt, obviously.

1 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-03-20

Centrists get ~~the~~ head~~butt~~

1 removexenos 2019-03-20

Fucking centrists.

They ruined centrism.

1 cheers_grills 2019-03-20

Poland likes this

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-20

America is a centrist paradise.

1 Cringepilled 2019-03-20

Equals lefsets. and right. That's what I always use to say.

1 OysterCookie 2019-03-20

THOT PATROLLED

1 stereomono1 2019-03-20

so... bash the bolsh?

1 Plexipus 2019-03-20

Poke the volk

1 vintermann 2019-03-20

Dent the cent

1 Mexagon 2019-03-20

3 words and the same faggots who try to use "No ur the snowflake consuvitards!!" lose their fucking minds.

1 siempreloco31 2019-03-20

I mean 'punch a nazi' made retardlicans go apeshit.

1 Redactor0 2019-03-20

Right at the very top:

"commies" aren't the ones shooting up mosques and synagogues

When actual commies existed, they oppressed the shit out of Muslims and Jews and racked up body counts in the hundreds of thousands at least, but fuck that, there's a topic that's trending on twitter today! All of human history before that doesn't matter.

1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-20

China still does...

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

China isn't communist tho

1 _lacaniandiscourse 2019-03-20

n0t rEaL c0mMuNi5m

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

It isn't though. If anything, China is the perfect example of hyper capitalism.

1 _lacaniandiscourse 2019-03-20

By extending that logic, you get a perfect commie defense. Soviet union wasn't real communism but just tyrannical state capitalism.

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

Mate, China's govt hasn't even pretended to be communist in decades.

1 Alimentas 2019-03-20

What communist economic traits does China's government possess? Name one.

1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-20

Can you actually articulate how China is communist besides being ruled by the Communist party of China? Like something actually concrete about it?

1 Wordshark 2019-03-20

I really don’t want to join this fight, but this comment is funny

1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-20

It sounds ironic lmao

1 Psych0Fir3 2019-03-20

When ya get downvoted on drama you really need to take the step from retardation to full retardation.

1 kermit_was_right 2019-03-20

He's already there.

1 Warbring3r 2019-03-20

It’s not communism because it’s shitty, inconsistent, totalitarian, brutal, and the only working part of their economy is the capitalism the rulers allow to exist? That’s pretty much the definition of real communism.

1 kermit_was_right 2019-03-20

That is a fantastically retarded way to describe Chinese economy.

1 Warbring3r 2019-03-20

I’ve done lots of business in China it’s pretty on point. They are definitely not hyper capitalist, the right to “own” any property is at the whim of the government with no recourse.

1 allendrio 2019-03-20

ItS In ThE NaMe

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-03-20

The no true Scott defense. Next up, real communism has never been attempted at a large scale.

T R O P E S

1 MPHJ-7 2019-03-20

If I self-diagnose myself as having cancer, that doesn't mean I hve cancer.

1 _lacaniandiscourse 2019-03-20

playing into basic commie defense. just because 2 major propaganda machines (US and Sov union) claimed sov-union is communist, doesnt mean it truly is communism.

1 snallygaster 2019-03-20

If China is a real commie country then are DPPK and DRC FINALLY real democratic republics? 🤔

1 HicksLV426 2019-03-20

It’s not full fledged communism, it’s a communist government that dictates heavily how it’s capitalist market operates and where money goes. Not to mention the organ harvesting or the Muslim camps or the social credit system or the mass surveillance.

Maybe it’s not 100% communism, but it sure is the kin of a communist government.

1 cheers_grills 2019-03-20

It's communism without the usual micro-managing.

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-20

It's simply a capitalist country which is governed by a semi-dictatorship. I don't think they even try to be communists anymore. At least not since they got a taste of capitalism and it lifted a fuckton of Chinese out of poverty.

1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-20

It doesn't even have the veneer of communism anymore man. It's an oligarchy

1 serialflamingo 2019-03-20