this guy wrote over 1000 words on why captain marvel doesn't have plot holes

114  2019-03-20 by callaghanrs

33 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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They're worse than weebs at this point. Weebs.

He's another example of why social mobility was a mistake.

If he were out labouring like his ancestors he wouldn't be typing shit like this.

Based and monarchpilled.

Exactly. I'm not a racialist. I'm more old school i.e. a classist.

>wanting an aristocracy that inevitably degenerates into a decadent bourgeoisie under the influence of industrialism

Pierre, get the guillotine.

Simple solution. Kill the bougies.

royalist

holy fuck what a loser

At least the recent cape shit has made it really easy to detect brutally autistic and unfuckable nerds

I read the entire thing in Comic Book Guy’s voice.

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Honestly at this point if the Muslims take over I think it would be an improvement.

Muslims taking over is always an improvement.

Insh'Allah

I'd be the first to covert if they declare jihad on redditards and capeshitcels. Allah is great!

Of course it would be, how was that ever a question for you?

Zelda is literally about a Jewish and Muslim charactiture who turns into a pig trying to kidnap a 9 year old Aryan germanic girl.

Oooookay

I knew there was a reason I liked that series.

China called dibs.

Would captain marvel still be allowed as long as she was wearing a niqab?

Imagine having you be so "woke" that you'd go to these lengths to convince yourself a capeshit movie is still worth seeing and totally not boring at all.

It was OK.

Imagine not pausing, and shamefully deleting this before posting. Fandoms are so cringey.

Yeah he probably got wedgied alot

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Captain Marvel was the inspiration for the name.

so wait.

this dude is trying to say 'Captain Marvel' inspired the name 'Captain America'?

Captain America was named that in the 40s while fighting Hitler.

doesn't Captain Marvel take place in the 90s? how does that make sense?

Captain Marvel's callsign was 'Avenger,' she was the inspiration for the team name.

that's retarded. it's not a plothole it's just lazy writing.

cares about 100% continuity in his pajama movies

Should this man be set adrift upon the Endless Ocean?

Imagine whiteknighting for fictional character gussy

Yeah never argue about movies on Reddit. Some nerd will make an explanation for why every single frame in a film is flawless.

So this is the power of capeshit fans