I assumed after 8 years of the last President that reddit loved Presidential kids.

63  2019-03-20 by lolbitchcalmdown

34 comments

ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.

Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.

This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.

The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.

This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.

Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.

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Protect Barron at all costs.

why?

Cuz his existence, like that of all presidential children, seems to make people sperg out

Because he's cool.

Serious post. I wonder what's it like having siblings who're almost as old as your friends' parents.

There's a 13 year age difference between the other daughter and him and Donald Jnr was born in 1977.

Plus you literally want to bang your mom and sister

Melania is actually damn old when she birthed him. Now him and Tiffy ?

I could see that.

I don’t care how old you is, Melania hot as hell

Oh no doubt. You're talking to a MILF fan. I identified Nadine Jensen by her nipples recently.

However for Barron she maybe too old. Kids these days 😏.

Sorry bruh, I was going to let this slide, but while that model is definitely from Nadine Jansen's site, she goes by the name 'Marie' and the gif was from this video

No thank you ! Still I knew Milena was sucking it.

Hot take: Melania is better looking than Ivanka, who's pretty bland looking.

Nah dude, I know it's makeup + surgery but in some pics (like the ones with Trudeau) she looks insanely beautiful.

The women in that family are total cutes, especially Ivanka. But damn, Eric and Don look like total derps, irl Beavis and Butthead.

It’s like having extra dads that give you their old drivers’ licenses

That child doesn't need a licence. He's 13 but looks much older.

He’s 13 but looks much older

🤭

On the mobile thus all I see is a geometric shape.

I tell you what I remember, my brother has 12 or something years on me, sister 10. The biggest thing I remember is it being super unfair when they bullied me. I eventually learned that they quickly would lose interest if I didn’t react to it.

Oh and they were moved out when I was like 9, so it was kind of being like an only child for the 2nd half of my childhood

Thank you for this. I'm the elder one but I'm only a few years older than my brother so we're like peers more then anything.

kind of like being an only child for the 2nd half of my childhood.

This is actually pretty interesting. I didn't think of this.

I imagine you'll either be the cool or creepy uncle in the future.

Haha funny you say that, I’ve been an uncle since I was 14. Hopefully my younger age will make me the cool one

How's it like actually ? All my uncles are older than average (my dad is the oldest) and I can't imagine being one at that age or as a teen.

IRL I don't know anyone like you.

Hmm I guess the only difference is that I probably more easily relate with my older newphew a bit more readily than I would have if I was older. Otherwise it’s pretty business as usual: you’re seen as another adult, another responsible set of eyes. Never really thought about it tbh

Thanks for this.

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Someone needs to explain why trump supporters are so fucking creepy this way.

I guess asking why Nazi’s are creepy is a stupid question.

The best part about this guy is that he’s posting this from his Anonymous kink sex account.

Whats Xbox?

Attempted to sound cool, in reality just looks like a fucking idiot.

https://i.redd.it/cadpqefq7an21.png

Mr. Steal ya girl, right here.

He looks like an even more retarded version of michael cera

selfpost

😴😴😴

Incredible post OP, well done

thx bby 😘

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Holy shit reddit is such a joke