Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
As in, the bot knows to use a quote for specific titles? Can mods program Snappy to do that? Or is it just the random quote selection of already-entered quotes?
Well I'm not going to go through any more effort than I already have to verify this so great assume /u/justcool393 personally wrote every snappy comment I guess
He's ironically not very edgy. He's usually pretty boring and doesn't bring anything new to the table. I kinda like his attitude though and this is pretty good.
I just watched a video the other day of this one, almost on the verge of tears, claiming his life has been ruined and he was forced into the arms of renown Ukip-Britbong-Oswald-Mosely-enthusiast Timmy Tommerson.
This isn't what an oppressed person looks like.
Nor do they have ear-plugs. Fucking hell, that's some real disgusting hipster shit with that and the vile thing through his nose.
Why can't he be satisfied drinking McEwan's export in a shuttered shop doorway and dying from heart failure at age 35 like other Scotchmen?
“Black power”
Can’t wait to see how the woke cops will deal with this one as “racism = not the dictionary definition + privilege” word salad.
The fact that the dog’s black is an added bonus
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-21
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
Snapshots:
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1 eloisehawking 2019-03-21
Sentient af
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21
I’d like a straight answer on this. We are way past what RNG should accomplish, and these rants aren’t that open-ended.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-21
Its almost as if gasp the bot creator has a direct hand in it as he has stated in the past
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21
Thank you. That’s literally all I needed. I’m a new friend and I don’t have time to track shit down.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-21
I think I am just getting tired of everyone saying sentient
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21
Me too. It’s played out and an easy double-tap if your submission isn’t drawing mods, tards, or fugees.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
It's random, you gullible newfriend
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21
O then SENTIENT.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
That's more like it.
1 umar4812 2019-03-21
As in, the bot knows to use a quote for specific titles? Can mods program Snappy to do that? Or is it just the random quote selection of already-entered quotes?
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
It's random
1 umar4812 2019-03-21
Thanks
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
🤗💗
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
He doesn't, you provide it with one list of quotes and it picks completely randomly from that list.
There's no keyword grabbing or sorting, it's all random.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-21
Except when the creator directly intervenes
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
Proof?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-21
Search the guys history. He made the claim, not me
1 TreLoon 2019-03-21
No
Well I'm not going to go through any more effort than I already have to verify this so great assume /u/justcool393 personally wrote every snappy comment I guess
1 fernguts 2019-03-21
/r/everyfuckingthread
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21
Cancellation inbound. For the dog too. 😡😡😡
1 sir_dankus_of_maymay 2019-03-21
Nah. Even twitter knows mayocide is the future
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21
This but unironically.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21
Who
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21
The father you never knew.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-21
So that's why my life is so good
1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-03-21
In this moment, I am euphoric. If you've heard him try to seriously debate, this guy is pretty dumb, but as an entertainer, this is delicious
1 KEEP_URSELF_SAFE 2019-03-21
Who the fuck is srebrenica? And why isn't she funny anynore?
1 loli_esports 2019-03-21
based and american schooling pilled
1 yourdeadwife 2019-03-21
He's ironically not very edgy. He's usually pretty boring and doesn't bring anything new to the table. I kinda like his attitude though and this is pretty good.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-21
Scottish shitposters are pretty mild, theyre just some raunchy cunts you get a beer with. especially with Aussies setting the bar so high.
1 Slatey_ 2019-03-21
As of now, there is no one-upping Australia anymore. They're the permanent shitposting capital of the world.
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21
“Y’all can’t behave!”
1 loveabigdick 2019-03-21
I don't know who that guy is, but i legitimately recoiled in repulsion when he turned the camera to his face. He looks so unclean.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-21
Count Dankula aka Nazi pug man
1 AlrightGinger 2019-03-21
advicefriends OUT
1 Cbohdgodigdgidig 2019-03-21
😴😴😴
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-21
Don't tell me you don't like the absurdity of typing out the words "Nazi pug man" to explain someone's claim to fame
1 notagiantdolphin 2019-03-21
He's Scottish, that's natural.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21
Are scots even human?
1 notagiantdolphin 2019-03-21
I just assumed they were like pugs - the result of a Jewish conspiracy.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21
The heebs created scots by tampering with the Irish. It's settled then.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-21
The Scot - The stinginess of a Jew combined with the drunkenness of the Irish. It all makes sense!
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-21
BY ALLAH CANCEL THIS INFIDEL NOW
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2019-03-21
Roond toow, uhlictric buhgaloo!
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-03-21
I just watched a video the other day of this one, almost on the verge of tears, claiming his life has been ruined and he was forced into the arms of renown Ukip-Britbong-Oswald-Mosely-enthusiast Timmy Tommerson.
This isn't what an oppressed person looks like.
Nor do they have ear-plugs. Fucking hell, that's some real disgusting hipster shit with that and the vile thing through his nose.
Why can't he be satisfied drinking McEwan's export in a shuttered shop doorway and dying from heart failure at age 35 like other Scotchmen?
1 Drgn_nut 2019-03-21
Pugs are terrible, vile creatures. Our lord and savior has been sent to show us there is limit to how low these evil creatures will stoop.
🎉🎉🎉ALL HAIL COUNT DANKULA, UNMASKER OF THE PUG MENACE🎉🎉🎉
1 Gachi_Ricardo_Milos 2019-03-21
I don't bloody think Sharia allows it
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-21
Who laughs this much at their own animal based edge?
1 SpeakerOfThings 2019-03-21
how bout a motherfucker named after le dank maymays? >_<
It's like being an adult named Professor Roflcopter.
1 Velxon 2019-03-21
@ me next time
-Professor Roflcopter
1 Osterion 2019-03-21
/u/zachums pug would never do this 😭
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-21
Throw him in jail and put the dog down. Only fair thing to do
1 Psyman2 2019-03-21
Put the pug in jail and the Scotsman down.
1 wsbking 2019-03-21
What is this haggis filled trainspotting extra saying
am I retarded
1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-03-21
✊🏿 Black Power ✊🏿
1 barnabasss 2019-03-21
What is he saying?
1 MistahZig 2019-03-21
“Black power”
Can’t wait to see how the woke cops will deal with this one as “racism = not the dictionary definition + privilege” word salad.
The fact that the dog’s black is an added bonus
1 barnabasss 2019-03-21
I mean if we look at this rationaly he should clearly get the death sentence right?
1 MistahZig 2019-03-21
Death sentence for saying “Black power”? There’s a Nobel Woke Prize waiting for him
1 fsdgfhk 2019-03-21
Something about "block poor" or something idk.
1 KingWayneX 2019-03-21
fucking brilliant
1 MarioBuzo 2019-03-21
1 Mexagon 2019-03-21
Twitter should be proud he's raising awareness for POC rights #ReperationsNow #FreeShit #FinallyGotAPieceOfThePie #GeorgeJeffersonWouldBeProud
1 -Dionysus 2019-03-21
You're really not that funny mate.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-21
The funniest thing about this is just all the twittertards he'll triggered.
1 GunOfSod 2019-03-21
I was hoping he'd teach a parrot to recite the communist manifesto.
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-03-21
What about Maddox?
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-21
Maddox lost the lolsuit and dick reigns supree
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-21
Wait what's the relation between Maddox and this guy?
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-21
The dick show podcast is amazing check it out
Its basically r drama but in podcast form
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-21
Neat, I will. I really like The Best Debate too tbh, and haven't really followed maddox's drama with the whole lawsuit thing.
1 x99942Apophis 2019-03-21
Oh boy do I envy you, you're in for a ride.
1 911roofer 2019-03-21
This is good for Dramacoin.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-21
> Guy who had 15 minutes of fame and then was forgotten does same crazy thing again for attention.
😴😴😴
1 BenaGD 2019-03-21
Look at him thinking hes funny as fuck. Pretty repulsive tbh, he looks more liberal than the liberals he hates
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-03-21
what kind of unkind God would create a world where someone would actually put that in their twitter bio