Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
You ever think they're censoring this video so hard because they don't want people to see how relying on the police in a time of immediate need is suicide?
So long as they're not me or the people close to me, yes. If anything, the randos will distract and hopefully lead the shooter away from where I'm taking cover.
I saw the video. In the 17min of the video there is basically just one siren to be heard at the end of the clip(sounded more like ambulance siren but who knows), but from the sound it wasn't anywhere near him as he is driving away. He was able to calmly walk up to the mosque and back and forth a couple times with no one disturbing him.Inb4 reddit bans me.
That's not what I said. I said that you can have absolute freedom and speech and limited freedom to own guns because unlike what some people think waving a gun around is not a manner of speech.
Also:
/> How exactly do you suggest you stop mass shootings without removing guns?
I can't, which is why i suggest removing guns. Thank you for validating my point.
Lmao almost all first world western nations have far stricter limits on gun ownership than burgerland, and I don't see their government oppressing them.
> Buuuuut buuuut you cannot say 'gas all niggers' in many of these countries!!!1!
Well first of all, if this subset of speech is not included in the 'freedom of speech' bubble i think most well adjusted people will be ok with that. And secondly, it takes a truly remarkable logic leap to suggest that these countries have such niche limits on free speech due to their citizen not having guns and shooting up a school once a month.
Lmao almost all first world western nations have far stricter limits on gun ownership than burgerland, and I don't see their government oppressing them.
arrested for mean tweets.
government not tyrannical.
Pick one.
Well first of all, if this subset of speech is not included in the 'freedom of speech' bubble i think most well adjusted people will be ok with that. And secondly, it takes a truly remarkable logic leap to suggest that these countries have such niche limits on free speech due to their citizen not having uzis and shooting up a school once a month.
If by "gas the niggers" you mean "mundane comments critical of muslims or feminists" then sure. Canada is actually the most hilarious example:
Gregory Alan Elliott was arrested by Toronto police in November 2012 on allegations that he harassed two feminist activists, Stephanie Guthrie and Heather Reilly, over the course of several months through Twitter.
Though the two women had blocked Elliott’s account – preventing him from viewing their tweets or directing tweets at their accounts – the prosecution charged that Elliott sent an “incessant and obsessive amount of tweets” referring to the women obliquely and on hashtags where he believed they might come across his messages.
It's ok though, he cleared his name after years of court battles, after his life was ruined, for the high crime of... insulting a feminist that insulted him first on twitter.
Til fringe cases and not being able to say mean words = tyrannical government. The absolute state of sheltered cucks. Next you are gonna say mommy not allowing you to say mean things is parental abuse
Also you haven't refuted my point re guns and free speech
"Fringe" lmao. It's actually insane watching other western countries try to downplay the rabidly anti-free speech stances they've taken over the years.
The odds of getting shot in America are still statistically close to irrelevant.
But we are still a country where you can have your livelihood ruined over tweeting something offensive, so it's not like we're that far ahead of just getting arrested for it.
Doesn't matter though, getting rid of legal gun ownership here wouldn't turn the US into Canada, it would turn it into Mexico--still guns everywhere, just now exclusively in the hands of people you don't want armed.
Lol, you aren't dealing with it. Burgers need to know someone who got capped in math class before they start to actually give a shit about someone elses dead kids.
Not everyone is a NEET with unlimited free time to seek out blue check foids and practice your mental kung fu on, Pizza. This barely effects anyone normal. Besides, only morons have a sense of pride in where they happened to be squirted out of the womb.
Why would trigger me? That's your healthcare money floating out there understaffed and rusting. Do you like to pretend sometimes that they're out there protecting your freeze peach? ❄️🍑
Don't confuse NZ with Aussies. NZ has a much smaller population, so the degenerates don't get much spotlight, despite making a larger percentage of the population.
Also our government is a functioning democracy which represents the will of the majority. We don't fear our government and our governmemy doesnt fear us because our government is comprised of average Joe kiwis and not mega-rich corporate shills who live in gated communities. We don't need guns because we will never need to protect ourselves from the government because we all are the government, as it should be.
I like the people who run america or their "deep state" so to speak more than redditors. Henry Kissinger is more likeable than these morons.
Daily reminder for New Zealanders: In certain parts of Africa, having a clitoris is a privilege, not a right. Please don't act like you speak for everyone.
They think that Europe is an ultra-enlightened land where everyone stands around in black turtlenecks and discusses their favorite vintage of pinot noir.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-21
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
Imagine being so dumb you think a government taking your shit and arresting you for tweets is a good thing.
America is unironically leaps and bounds ahead of the rest of the western world in so many areas, and so far behind in others like healthcare.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-21
Stop being reasonable.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-21
You ever think they're censoring this video so hard because they don't want people to see how relying on the police in a time of immediate need is suicide?
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-21
You cant rely on them, but people were sharing videos of SWAT and calling them accomplices.
Sorry, but I'm not playing irl COD with some autist. I'm gonna run and hide like the little mammal I am.
1 Wordshark 2019-03-21
So if someone’s shooting people, and you have a gun, you’re still gonna hide?
1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-21
Is it a "gun free zone" cuz of so then fuck yeah I'd run since you'd be in a world of shit.
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-21
I believe the term is "take cover", and yes.
1 Wordshark 2019-03-21
So you’d just let the killing continue until someone else tries to stop them?
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-21
So long as they're not me or the people close to me, yes. If anything, the randos will distract and hopefully lead the shooter away from where I'm taking cover.
1 Byroms 2019-03-21
I saw the video. In the 17min of the video there is basically just one siren to be heard at the end of the clip(sounded more like ambulance siren but who knows), but from the sound it wasn't anywhere near him as he is driving away. He was able to calmly walk up to the mosque and back and forth a couple times with no one disturbing him.Inb4 reddit bans me.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-21
he probably targeted that mosque because of its connection to extremists that got blown up in syria
i bet cops knew about that shit for ages and didnt do anything
1 FoidBlaster 2019-03-21
America really isn't far behind in healthcare. They just need to fix their shit and come up with a system similar to Germany's.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
You lot should just go the UK way and eminent domain all the hospitals.
That way, there's less corruption and it'll be cheaper.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Honestly apart from healthcare not that far behind. Yes however you fix that, that's it.
1 XakeMarte 2019-03-21
Cope harder, pizza
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
Pretty far ahead on school shootings, that's for sure
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
I'd rather deal with that than being told I can't speak freely.
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
Lmao burgers thinking that to speak freely you need to get shot at on a frequent basis.
Galaxy brain take there
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
You don't, but I'll take my freedoms to speak and my freedom to own guns over being told what I can say/do.
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
You do not need one for the other to exist.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
How exactly do you suggest you stop mass shootings without removing guns?
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
That's not what I said. I said that you can have absolute freedom and speech and limited freedom to own guns because unlike what some people think waving a gun around is not a manner of speech.
Also:
/> How exactly do you suggest you stop mass shootings without removing guns?
I can't, which is why i suggest removing guns. Thank you for validating my point.
​
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
You need the guns to protect said freedom of speech.
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
Lmao almost all first world western nations have far stricter limits on gun ownership than burgerland, and I don't see their government oppressing them.
> Buuuuut buuuut you cannot say 'gas all niggers' in many of these countries!!!1!
Well first of all, if this subset of speech is not included in the 'freedom of speech' bubble i think most well adjusted people will be ok with that. And secondly, it takes a truly remarkable logic leap to suggest that these countries have such niche limits on free speech due to their citizen not having guns and shooting up a school once a month.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
arrested for mean tweets.
government not tyrannical.
Pick one.
If by "gas the niggers" you mean "mundane comments critical of muslims or feminists" then sure. Canada is actually the most hilarious example:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/22/canada-man-twitter-harassment-not-guilty-gregory-alan-elliot
It's ok though, he cleared his name after years of court battles, after his life was ruined, for the high crime of... insulting a feminist that insulted him first on twitter.
1 ias6661 2019-03-21
Til fringe cases and not being able to say mean words = tyrannical government. The absolute state of sheltered cucks. Next you are gonna say mommy not allowing you to say mean things is parental abuse
Also you haven't refuted my point re guns and free speech
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
"Fringe" lmao. It's actually insane watching other western countries try to downplay the rabidly anti-free speech stances they've taken over the years.
1 LobotomistCircu 2019-03-21
The odds of getting shot in America are still statistically close to irrelevant.
But we are still a country where you can have your livelihood ruined over tweeting something offensive, so it's not like we're that far ahead of just getting arrested for it.
Doesn't matter though, getting rid of legal gun ownership here wouldn't turn the US into Canada, it would turn it into Mexico--still guns everywhere, just now exclusively in the hands of people you don't want armed.
1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-21
Literally can't believe I'm upvoting you 'za. Broken clock, twice a day I suppose.
Also what's wrong with out healthcare. I don't want a bunch of pooros dirtying up my MRI machines.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
The US has the worst healthcare outcomes in the western world and spends like twice as much as everyone else.
1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-21
Not for rich people our outcomes are great.
Have you tried not being a poor piece of human waste?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
A healthcare system is judged based on how well it serves the whole population, not the privileged few.
1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-21
Fuck poor people.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-21
american rich people pay approx 1 1/2 times what other first worlders do for equivalent treatment, its because the companies are corrupt af
1 NoCharacter0 2019-03-21
Why do so many rich people from Asia and Europe come here for treatment then? :/
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-21
thats a meme and not really true for the most part
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-21
Lol, you aren't dealing with it. Burgers need to know someone who got capped in math class before they start to actually give a shit about someone elses dead kids.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
Imagine living in countries that arrest you for being mean to feminists on twitter and thinking you can be critical of the US.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-21
Not everyone is a NEET with unlimited free time to seek out blue check foids and practice your mental kung fu on, Pizza. This barely effects anyone normal. Besides, only morons have a sense of pride in where they happened to be squirted out of the womb.
Imagine being patriotic. 😂
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
I'm not patriotic lmao. The US is a shit hole. It's just less of one than other western countries in many areas.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-21
Cope
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/B-52_and_FA-18_aircraft_flying_over_the_Carrier_Strike_Group_Five_during_Valiant_Shield_2018.jpg/310px-B-52_and_FA-18_aircraft_flying_over_the_Carrier_Strike_Group_Five_during_Valiant_Shield_2018.jpg
Does this trigger you, leaf?
1 Dramatictuna 2019-03-21
Why would trigger me? That's your healthcare money floating out there understaffed and rusting. Do you like to pretend sometimes that they're out there protecting your freeze peach? ❄️🍑
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-21
Hey leaf, I got something for you.
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21
I thought people down under were supposed to be funny. Are those ones all in prison now?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-21
Don't confuse NZ with Aussies. NZ has a much smaller population, so the degenerates don't get much spotlight, despite making a larger percentage of the population.
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-21
Do you include sheep fuckers when tallying your degenerates?
1 Stoicpeace 2019-03-21
I like the people who run america or their "deep state" so to speak more than redditors. Henry Kissinger is more likeable than these morons.
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21
What about from other people? This reads like a 14 year old wrote it.
That’s not how representative governments work, sweaty.
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-03-21
They don't have the "right" to use firearms in self defense.
1 Ashleychud 2019-03-21
Lol right. How can someone claim their government cares for them if it has made it illegal to defend yourself?
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Even fucking Carl Marks was in favour of guns. Damn what level of tankie is this ?
1 kabutoredde 2019-03-21
Flip that argument dweeb.
"we need guns"
What grade of fentanylism is this?
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
The commissar kind.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Karl Marx and Ghandi grade.
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-21
>governmemy
Lol, what an attempt.
1 VadersDawg 2019-03-21
"You grew up in freedom, and you can spit on freedom because you don't know what it is not to have freedom."
1 Redactor0 2019-03-21
Daily reminder for New Zealanders: In certain parts of Africa, having a clitoris is a privilege, not a right. Please don't act like you speak for everyone.
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-21
Snappy quote pls
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
You know, I've seldom come across a loudmouth 'Murica #1 Burger on Reddit. Never had one reply to me.
I have however seen hundreds of these self hating burgers. Upper class Burgers who think Burgerlandia is The Chad or something.
God damn, what's wrong with your people ? Respect yourself.
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-03-21
They think that Europe is an ultra-enlightened land where everyone stands around in black turtlenecks and discusses their favorite vintage of pinot noir.
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Meanwhile they would be derided as pansies.
1 kabutoredde 2019-03-21
Land of the blue checkmarks has no right to call anyone pansies.
All this noise about MUH GUNS is compensating
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
Not really, Freud was a hack, move on and do better. 😎
1 XakeMarte 2019-03-21
It isn't, but we're still better than burgers
1 RandolphCox 2019-03-21
america is unironically #1 and best country in history
1 xlhat 2019-03-21
You've survived for a long time in your present form, I'll give you that. You're a superpower no question asked and you killed Communism.
So not bad.
1 dazano19 2019-03-21
Gunfags seething
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-21
Look at this place! It's burning. Ha! Burning! Trumpets are on fire!
1 orangetato 2019-03-21
Agendaposting 😴😴😴
1 Wolkenfresser 2019-03-21
Call me a S E E T H I N G gunoid but I hope NZ gets attacked again after the gun ban tbh
1 Ikea_Man 2019-03-21
Jesus the smugness in that thread is absolutely overwhelming
I'm not sure how hard New Zealand should be bragging about gun control right after they have one of the deadliest massacres in history
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-21
lmao how you gonna lecture america when you have a mass shooting bigger than any of theirs like a week ago