I'm officially 29 now Drama. Let's brainstorm some ways to keep myself safe today

2  2019-03-21 by MikeHuntIsAnAsshole

Best idea gets 25 free tokens to Chuck E Cheese and an open bottle of whiskey, go!

56 comments

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

play some apex legends

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

🤮

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

it was a trap, i knew ud see through it 😢

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

Sure..... 🙄

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

i would never g*me

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

You seem to know too much about gaming 🙄

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

GET OUTTA MY HEAD TRAPPY lmao I was just about to hop on with my brother

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Will you play with me saruh?

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

sorry im busy sleeping (outside of minecraft)

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Smh what will Notch think?

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

notch died a couple years ago actually. the current year + 5 twitter posts is just a bot he programmed (in minecraft with redstone)

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Is it bad that I could actually believe this?

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

I say eat a bucket on chicken wings and cry. Then, masturbate yourself to sleep.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

I do that every night, I need to do something special

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

Do what I do then. I just spent about $200 on skincare I don’t really need 🤣

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

I don't need skin where I'm going

1  Redactor0 2019-03-21

That will actually pay off someday though. I know Korean ajummas who look about 15 years younger than they are.

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

Will I even live that long is the question..

1  Redactor0 2019-03-21

I was always like "who cares it, doesn't matter, I won't live that long" and now I'm a boomer on r/drama. The actual blackpill is that you're gonna be alive for a long long time. Deal with it.

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

Ewwww boomer 😖

1  Redactor0 2019-03-21

Teresa Teng was better than anything your trash generation will produce. Deal with it. Deal with it!

1  HardIsLife 2019-03-21

Literally who? 🤣

1  trappysaruh 2019-03-21

https://i.imgur.com/gVdLY7w.png cant believe you would do this to me

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

I'm so sorry bby, itll never happen again

1  solowng 2019-03-21

I'm celebrating my 28th by drinking some craft beer that was expensive and so shitty (the box looked cool and the description sounded tasty!) that I'm looking forward to the Natty Ice that I'm going to drink after I choke the last of this crap down.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Craft beer more like crap beer am I right?

1  solowng 2019-03-21

Yup, but it's done now and I'm back to my trusty Natty Ice. A bit of light housecleaning later and I'll feel much less like the lazy piece of trash that I am.

1  channing__tatum 2019-03-21

Natty ice is just as disgusting.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-21

Never go with good box art on craft beer. It’s not a rule but it should be.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-21

Go for the long game and sleep with someone who has HIV.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Implying that hasn't already been done but I'm just impatient

Lol k

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-21

😎

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21

I suggest that you continue working at Chuck E Cheese until your heart eventually gives out while you're alone in your trailer.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

I don't work at Chuck E Cheeze, I just hang out in the alleyway in the back.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-21

Then get a job, hippie

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

OK DAD

1  Baja_Blast_Mtn_Dew 2019-03-21

Baja Blastâ„¢ your Bussy

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Sounds refreshing and medically sound. I'm in.

1  cycophuk 2019-03-21

You aren't getting anything special. You get to die a boring death just like the rest of us.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Aww thanks for the comforting words friend

1  cycophuk 2019-03-21

I'm just glad I could help in your troubled time.

#thoughtsandprayers

1  Dramatictuna 2019-03-21

another year closer to the void

1  give_me_my_keys 2019-03-21

You're gonna a length of rope and stool, now sit down and learn some common knots, you're 29 for Christ's sake and you can't even tie a bowline. This knowledge will serve you for the rest of your long and happy life.

1  channing__tatum 2019-03-21

You're old now, do adult shit like take a trip. Hitchhike through central America, do the lady boy circuit in Thailand, visit a cocaine processing villa in Colombia and make your own blow

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

This unironically sounds fantastic. I think our next president James McAfee would agree

1  Named_NPC1 2019-03-21

Wear a MAGA hat in the wrong parts of Chicago

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Soooooo..... all of Shitcago?

1  Named_NPC1 2019-03-21

You got it

1  SpeakerOfThings 2019-03-21

Chicago? Bruh that's basically MAGA country.

1  chestertons 2019-03-21

Hitting the wall bb

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

Find new and exciting ways to fold paper and make origamis!

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

What do you recommend first, a swan or Mecha-godzilla?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-21

They're on the same level tbqhwy

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

Oh good, I'm bad at decisions

1  Perrero 2019-03-21

You are about to hit The Wall. It's over for the OPcels

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-21

It never began