Very drunk, but I created a universal guide to abortion drama. Post your results.

10  2019-03-21 by automated_russian

Abortion arguments aren’t really about logic, they’re about values and beliefs, therefore, arguments usually don’t resolve much. Figuring out where you differ in values or beliefs may be more useful. Here’s a nice interactive belief/value table I created that will take you through most of the steps in discovering yours or somebody else’s stance on the matter. It’s usually accurate.

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1 Conditional: do you consider abortion murder?

If (1)no, stop here, you’re probably okay with it. To you, life begins at birth, and that’s how you feel about it

If (2)yes, continue, you feel like life begins earlier than birth, and that’s how you feel about it:

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2 Next question: is it okay to murder somebody else, even if it’s none of your business?

If (1)no, continue.

If (2)yes: stop here, you’re probably a psychopath and don’t give a fuck.

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Keep in mind for the next question: do you consider irregular babies human? If not, ignore references to them.

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3 next question: are there situations where murder is okay?

(1) yes, when the person deserves it okay, you probably support the death penalty but are against absorción

(2) yes, in extreme cases such as rape, or when the baby is irregular (Down syndrome): okay, some people’s lives are more important than others. Clearly the parents are more important because they’re already here and participating in society.

(3) No, Never. Murder is never okay, life is sacred under god: okay, no argument will every possibly make you support abortion.

11 comments

This is 100% not drama material.

Not drunk and not related but why do Russian men sound so deep and sexy. Then, you see them in person and they look like a potato?

Thank you! I’m glad someone else has noticed!

You are what you drink.

Why is pumpernickel the goat 🐐 bread?

Why have you created a questionnaire to tell someone what their opinions are?

I just saw a bunch of baby-killers and godly people totally not understanding each other somewhere else on Reddit and figured a guide would help them either kill god or worship babies.

tHIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF DOING MY TAXES FUCK IT ALL, SCRAPE ALL THE UTERUSES

We’re auditing your uterus

one of the worst threads i have ever seen

God, looking back now I totally agree.