Yo how many spoons does it take to make an /r/drama post?

45  2019-03-21 by bussysmalls

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What the fuck is this?

A way to explain the effects of depression and such in the most childish tumblr way possible.

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Zero, because retardation is effortless.

Browsing internet is 2 spoons

Bathing is 3

Was this made by someone with chronic fatigue issue?

It's for depressed people you fucking ableist

They're both 2 are you short on spoons or something

Yeah I'm illeterate.

you should use some of your spoons to learn to read.

Nice try nerd.

Entertainment takes 0 spoons. Even at my sickest points, it’s never taken any energy to watch tv. Or take medicines. Taking medicines takes 1 second

Excuse me, Steven Universe is not mindless entertainment. There are more levels of intellect to unlock than Shakespeare or Plato.

give me your spoon energy

That's nice kiddo now please go to school.

Why spoons? It could've been anything. Stars, points, dildos. Why spoons?

Yeah ‘spoons’ sounds like some kind of joke. If you use spoons as a unit of measurement you will rightfully get made fun of.

there is no spoon

I only need a spoon and a needle, chap. Not much else

Is this a survival game?

i get out of bed, eat, exercise and then go to work which means i dont have energy to get dressed in the morning and i have to do it all with my dick out

I even showed my boss this info graphic and still got fired. Think I have an ADA claim?

I really hate the spoons metaphor, it's just and excuse for lazy fucks to do nothing.

How many spoons does doing nothing cost

It doesn't even work for most disabilities because most disabilities limit you in specific ways and don't drain your energy like mana in a videogame.

It's a really seductive thought, "I can be bad because I worked out today, I EARNED it. But that's not how things work, if you constantly need to be rewarded for doing the right thing it doesn't become second nature. I feel worse when I don't work out, but if I kept the mindset that working out was some unpleasant thing I deserved to be rewarded for I probably wouldn't have gotten here mentally.

What in the name of pumpkin spiced latte is this?

Imagine having an IQ this low.

I must be fucking super man because I go through 200 spoons a day at that rate.