Loofahs are the shit

23  2019-03-21 by TheOtherGuy9603

I tried using a loofah for the first time today and god damn it felt fucking amazing. At first I tried it on my upper body and it felt pretty good, but when i scrubbed my lower back I can truthfully say it was orgasm levels of pleasure. Like Jesus Christ what the fuck else am I missing out on?

14 comments

1  sub2tine 2019-03-21

How to spot whitey: the post.

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

Joke's on you i'm brown

1  i_am_thot 2019-03-21

Yeah but have you tried creating alts every day to shitpost hardly believable stories to r/aita and r/twox?

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

Too much effort

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-21

After a very short time, loofahs become so bacteria encrusted that you get out of the shower dirtier than when you went in.

https://www.self.com/story/loofah-bacteria

1  Happypumkin 2019-03-21

Imagine not using a new loofah each time

1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-03-21

A vibrator thing with a loofah attached.

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

Fuck yeah i'll clean out my bussy so it's nice and clean for daddy

1  LongPostBussy 2019-03-21

Gas yourself fat mayo nog

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

Don't lump me together with those degenerates. I'm a proud streetshitter and I'll be damned before you take that away from me

1  SansTheMinion 2019-03-21

Guess the race

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

What'd you guess?

1  EarnestNoMeta 2019-03-21

Nabisco

1  TheOtherGuy9603 2019-03-21

Nice flair