Americans in r/news are not happy that New Zealand will ban all military-style semi-automatic weapons. "This is the first step towards a tyrannical government!" screeches DDF, Rednecks, lolbertarians as they reach for their fentanyl needles. COPE!

6  2019-03-21 by RudeEconomist26

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COPE!!! Gun nuts need to be infected with incurable diseases, then forced to fight with other radicals in a coliseum.

Or just shoot you

Are you a leaf cuck, you certainly don't sound like an american

Actually taking pride in being a Burger gunfag.

I'm Canadian, and Swiss. So glad I don't live in the USA.

So what your saying is we shouldn't give a shit about you think thanks

Actually thinking I care what Burger gunfags think.

Gun nuts need to be gassed. Doesn't matter if it's Agent orange or in some tankies gulag.

You're a leaf, which is already an incurable disease worse than AIDS

This is literal fake news by the way. Nothing has been banned, the "military style semi automatic" category has just been slightly expanded. Not banned, at least yet.

There's been statements about potential extra legislation, but they've all been extremely vague and often contradictory. So no-one really knows what's going on yet.

A gun can't really be banned under NZ law anyway, the worst it can be is a "restricted weapon" (machine guns, rocket launchers, etc), of which thousands are legally owned by civilians.

- t. NZ gun owner

So the PM was lying? I mean, yea, politicians lying

Ban all guns except ww2 weapons, and make having them mandatory

Everyone gets a ma deuce

NZ is a soylent country anyway.

Eh, Americans have mostly just been like "Sucks for you guys" when they see NZ disarm it's citizens without a vote or anything.

Like...yeah you don't live ina democrazy, enjoy the whims of your wierdo PM. But to us? fuck that noise. Rock flag and Eagle, bitch.

I am not even super "pro gun" but if saying we should have a second amendment is now all of the sudden "over the time" then anyone who thinks that can suck my glock.

get it? it sounds like cock. like suck my cock.

Most gun nuts in the USA are really itching for a civil war with the government. I'd disarm most americans, then force the gun nuts to watch as their precious guns are destroyed. Instead of using guns, all conflicts must be addressed by either a Yugioh duel with actual holograms or a Pokemon battle.

Pfft, I think we should just take all the guns and give them to Alex Jones where they will be safely distributed to gay frogs.

I'd rather have them destroyed. Let rednecks dispute fights with pokemon battles.

well enjoy the volcano battle then, because that shit is crazy.

You want to get rid of the second amendment ? like why? Fuck that - we can just regulate it so you can't get a m60 or a bazooka or some c4 or something. Find a middle groun, Ass Ketchum.

I'd rather ban the majority of guns, allow only farmers a few guns, subject to an annual inspection. No one is allowed to own more than 2 guns. No hoarding. No military grade guns. And none of this swaggering rednecks in Walmarts with a fucking gun on their back.

haha I mean, thats a nice fantasy but that shit is unconstituional sooo fuck that idea and anyone who supports it. ;D

like seriously, no annual inspections for things that are rights, and why just farmers? what kind of cliche bullshit do you have in your head xD of like an old farmer with a double barrel shot gun going "yup" and you are like "OH THAT IS NORMAL ON TV SO THAT!."

Fuck all that noise bro, you aren't informed.

Abolish the Second Amendment then. Farmers, mostly to protect their property and shoot wild animals. Why don't you go play your cowboy fantasies with the police?

Congrats, you found a level of retardation not thought possible. Your medal is in the mail.

Trying to shape the second amendment into...cowboys shooting at police? Fuck , that is so stupid it's brilliant.

Is your argument really now guns for even home protection? You can't be that stupid- but if you are let me know and I will send you a second medal.

Even having guns for home protection leads to all sorts of racial conflicts. Guns for home protection would be a good idea if there was high crime, the police are ineffective. Then having some guns, not military grade, and locked in a safe, registered and out of the hands of the mentally ill, conspiracy theories and political radicals would be reasonable restrictions.

Oh yeah, i said second amendment rights should be upheld so I meant ive guns to retards and political terrorists :O lol Your right to bare arms isn't based on "if outside is dangerous" or not. its a right. That isn't how any of this works.

I don't think it leads to more "racial conflicts" personally, what is that supposed to mean? Shouldn't the ...police be disarmed in that case considering all the black boys they use to target practice?

I really want to see several mass shooting in the USA targeted towards certain people. Like if most of the NRA was shot, if Republicans and some White House officials were targeted, then maybe gun control wouldn't seem like such a politically impossible goal.

Eh, gun control is fine, as long as you aren't being insane and going "no guns at all" then i am fine with regulations, Nobody needs an AR15 or a Bazooka.

Nobody needs an AR15 or a Bazooka.

CUCKED AND SOYPILLED

Maybe ya need one to make up for your inch long dick, you are correct! Sorry i was wrong, I forgot about the microphalluses out there.

Unsurprising that a cucks first though about another man is his penis.

Hey if you want the "gun =penis" guy, go dig up Freud. I didn't make it up, I just pointed out the signal you are giving off.

Sorry , When you get to his skeleton tell him I say "sup".

Cuck cope lmao. Embarrassing

Damn, a three word answer using buzzwords lmao you are brain dead, huh?

you are that should be embarrassed about your come back, and based on how angry you got, probably your tiny dick.

TwoX commenter, porn commenter, incel

I mean what do I even need to say lmao. You're a mess

haha oh shit you went to the profile! damn it must be fucking tiny.

and I am banned from all of those subs for trolling :( thanks for reminding me. You really are a French fuck, arent you?

trolling

Ok sweaty lmfao. Now this is cope

Lol you slipped into full meme speak.

Sorry, I offended you! I hope when you get that Bazooka you want so badly it helps you "cope" with your tiny dick and balls.

Imagine trying to be condescending while being a TwoX and porn commenting incel

To top it off, you're apparently a dicklet

haha Imagine being so retarded you wanted to insult them but couldn't think of an insult they didn't just say to you.

Go take your meds.

Nothing I've said is even wrong or an assumption. It's all there lmao. From the weird cuck comments to being an actual incel to being a projecting dicklet.

Old Stevie was right again, this is supreme cope.

I just think its funny that the "active subreddits" you gave aren't on my profile haha that part is hilarious. Glad I checked.

maybe you should get you eyes checked?

Seething

Cope

Gun deaths would be drastically reduced if we banned pistols and let people keep their AR’s. You’re more likely to be beaten to death with blunt objects or fists than killed by a rifle in America. Doing that would get us to European levels of gun deaths. Or just legalize drugs so the idiots in cities stop shooting each other, that would cut half the deaths.

I too think we should legalize drugs. Carry on.

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