When you're cooking a home made calzone, and you want the outside crispy, but not burned, but it's been in for a long time already, but you're not sure if the cheese has all perfectly melted yet.
I don’t like change. Gives me anxiety. But I also get bored without change. So, I have to let things change often. You can imagine how my life is either one boredom episode or anxiety attack. Life is hard.
Not having enough karma to post in AskReddit, thus not being able to lazily farm karma without saying offensive shit in bait posts which would render the exercise meaningless as no astroturfing weirdos would wanna buy it. Probably. That and when my bussy itches at formal events.
Damn straight, and you can't even trust your dealer's guarantee on this shit either because even if he didn't cut it in someone higher in the chain night of dropped it in without telling them.
10 comments
1 Curbside_dental 2019-03-22
When you're cooking a home made calzone, and you want the outside crispy, but not burned, but it's been in for a long time already, but you're not sure if the cheese has all perfectly melted yet.
1 HardIsLife 2019-03-22
I don’t like change. Gives me anxiety. But I also get bored without change. So, I have to let things change often. You can imagine how my life is either one boredom episode or anxiety attack. Life is hard.
1 Drunken_Sith 2019-03-22
Holy shit man, are you me?
1 HardIsLife 2019-03-22
We are one, child.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-22
Mfw my life is one big neurotic episode but I'm too poor to afford drugs to COPE my way through it.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-22
Not having enough karma to post in AskReddit, thus not being able to lazily farm karma without saying offensive shit in bait posts which would render the exercise meaningless as no astroturfing weirdos would wanna buy it. Probably. That and when my bussy itches at formal events.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-03-22
Being alive TBQHWYF
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-03-22
Fentanyl contamination of the cocaine supply chain.
1 bobekyrant 2019-03-22
Damn straight, and you can't even trust your dealer's guarantee on this shit either because even if he didn't cut it in someone higher in the chain night of dropped it in without telling them.
1 lnvincibility 2019-03-22
When I’m washing my hands and my ducking sleeve starts slipping down