r/drama: AITA for running over a bunch of kids with my truck after one of them punched me

AITA for running over a bunch of kids with my truck after one of them punched me

184 2019-03-22 by BenaGD

Now I know that sounds bad, but hear me out. I was at a grocery store when I saw a grouo of kids around 12M hanging out. They seemed problamatic (i mean they are kids, fuck em) so I walked in slowly hoping they dont do anything dramatic, since they were messing around. After walking in I quikley went to the frozen food section, I was minding my business, but out of no where one of the kids shoves me and runs away. At this momemt I was furiouse. WHERE TF ARE THE PIGS (COPS) WHEN YOU NEED THEM. Well you cant really expect any less from a capitalist country so I fixed my man bun and finshed buying my stuff. Now as I was walking out the store I saw the kids playing in the parking lot. Thats when I knew what I had to do. Those fuckers never saw that coming. I was going 50mp h when I hit the kids, dont worry my electric car is fine cant say the same for the kids though. Lol so AITA? I personally think I did the right thing but who knows

35 comments

1 sokolovey 2019-03-22

YTA for being a patron of a grocery store

support your local farmer's market you fucking fascist

1 Carr10nComf0rt 2019-03-22

Tbu

1 BenaGD 2019-03-22

Holy sh*t youre right. How can I be so dumb (almost ad dumb as a drump supporter). So sorry ill stop going there from now on

1 PierligBouloven 2019-03-22

I thoight YTA, but now I must say you're NTA. It is so rare to see someone admitting that they're wrong!

1 gfour 2019-03-22

YTA for having hair, a true socialist is balding and proud

1 BenaGD 2019-03-22

Uhhh man buns are not hair wtf 😐

1 Zero5urvivers 2019-03-22

NTA. K*ds violated the NAP, they deserved whatever punishment you could think of.

1 RandolphCox 2019-03-22

i am assumin u are a man from ur username n auditin ur post history so YTA.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-22

Based Pastor Randy!

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-22

YTA For being a mayo.

1 SaltSchool 2019-03-22

PINNED COMMENT

Yikes, I'm locking this thread. Anyone calling op a ''murderous cunt'' has been banned. Y'all have been warned.

1 xHillxLaxHillx 2019-03-22

OMG Best moss ever!!!!

1 TechnicalTechnician5 2019-03-22

YALL CANT BEHAVE

1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-22

UM let's unpack this

1 Butch_Patterson 2019-03-22

ESH. You shouldn't be driving an electric car, the resource cost to make the batteries is stupidly high. Also those kids had it coming.

1 agenderphobe 2019-03-22

Is this Charlotteville?

1 Power_Incarnate 2019-03-22

YTA for not making sure they were all dead.

1 BoldBaby 2019-03-22

NTA because I have a fetish for necrophilia childporn

1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-03-22

I thought this was another low quality AITA link post and I was about to commit sudoku.

But anyway NTA as long as the kids were mayo-lets

1 EveryoneHasGoneCrazy 2019-03-22

commit sudoku

ah yes, the ancient art of folding a frisbee in half and jamming it down your throat until you asphyxiate

1 QuantumPhoss 2019-03-22

YTA for not killing more mayos. Allah expects more from you

1 ardasyenden 2019-03-22

Locked cuz y’all can’t behave 💁🏼‍♀️

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-22

OMG holy shit YTA 100%. Electric cars are a tool of the bourgeois that KKKapitalists have tricked people into believing will help stymie climate change, (climate change that they are responsible for btw), while they reap the financial benefits of the wage slaves working under their boot heel who built those cars. All so yuppy tech bros like you can pat themselves on the back.

And a grocery store, REALLY!?!? Grocery stores sell meat. Do you know how many chickens and cows were literally raped and tortured in factory farms to produce that meat? Have you even considered how much fossil fuels were burned to ship that meat to that same grocery store?

But yeah those kids had it coming (assuming they were white, and if not you're literally a Nazi).

1 mcslibbin 2019-03-22

the thing is, chickens and cows actually are raped and tortured in factory farms

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-22

Oh for sure. I grew up on the farm so I know a thing or two about animal rape.

1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-22

NTA

A woman can't hit a man and expect not to be hit back.

Now excuse me as I'm going to crosspot this to pussypassdenied and unpopularopinions

1 just_sauce 2019-03-22

NTA

Pedocels BTFO