Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
"But a U.K. bureaucrat rejected the Iranian national’s asylum application, arguing the man’s claim he converted to Christianity because it’s “peaceful" is dubious given the Bible contains violent imagery and rhetoric."
Didn't know they let euphoric teenagers from /r/atheism run the immigration offices
Yep, London is literally going through a knife attack epidemic, but they've been too busy dealing with a higher problem: People posting mean stuff on twitter!
I hate serious posting here but because of the Chapo and MDE invasion I can’t help it. Given the source this cuck converted on the plane purely to ask for asylum.
Rofl, wow, they really fucked up, here. Which one of the inbred morons in the UK government thought it would be a good idea to open Pandora's box of denying residency based on religion, all to be cheeky?
American Christianity especially millenarianism, should be at least classified differently when you're talking about Christianity and Christians. Also you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who actually fits the description of a Christian you've given that isn't a retarded burger.
For this reason, God gave them up to passions of dishonor; for even their females exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise also the males, having left the natural use of the female, were inflamed by their lust for one another, males with males, committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was fitting for their error (Romans 1:26-27), the New Testament btw
I would appreciate it if everyone in this thread would stop spreading lies about the great religion that is Christianity. I still love you all but my heart hurts for you.
Hol up, the UK lets essentially a free flow of Mohammoids into their country, and don't care when said mudslimes enforce sharia law, but then the UK denies a Christian from seeking asylum?
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-22
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 reebokpumps 2019-03-22
Dope
1 sfx6c 2019-03-22
Well this is a fresh one.
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-03-22
Yea weird. Will the left be mad because he's brown and isn't being let in, or be happy because the country denied access to a dirty old Catholic?
1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-22
The first for sure
1 anonuser3991 2019-03-22
"But a U.K. bureaucrat rejected the Iranian national’s asylum application, arguing the man’s claim he converted to Christianity because it’s “peaceful" is dubious given the Bible contains violent imagery and rhetoric."
Didn't know they let euphoric teenagers from /r/atheism run the immigration offices
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-22
Didn't think anyone could cuck like the kiwis have but the British were like hold my guinness
1 shaneoffline 2019-03-22
don't worry, they've got it under control
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-03-22
Yep, London is literally going through a knife attack epidemic, but they've been too busy dealing with a higher problem: People posting mean stuff on twitter!
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2019-03-22
They've already come up with a galaxy brain solution: just add a GPS and a massive battery to every small slab of metal. Problem solved!
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-03-22
Man, the future generations will see our times as the comedy section of history books. The Modern West is a joke.
1 herapesfurnaces 2019-03-22
WTF? I hate Christcucks even more now!
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1 herapesfurnaces 2019-03-22
Keep crying christfag.
1 bott04 2019-03-22
I hate serious posting here but because of the Chapo and MDE invasion I can’t help it. Given the source this cuck converted on the plane purely to ask for asylum.
1 Osterion 2019-03-22
I thought this was memes cuz it uses the Washington examiner as source, but it's real boys.
Reads like an /r/atheism post
1 herapesfurnaces 2019-03-22
And that's a good thing
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-22
Christianity is the state religion. I still don't believe this isn't a meme.
1 Osterion 2019-03-22
It still could be i guess. They don't post the entire letter in the tweet
1 Tetragrade 2019-03-22
Yeah that photo of some bible verses on a4 paper totally proves this obvious bullshit.
1 Osterion 2019-03-22
Cope
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-03-22
Rofl, wow, they really fucked up, here. Which one of the inbred morons in the UK government thought it would be a good idea to open Pandora's box of denying residency based on religion, all to be cheeky?
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-22
Al Taqiyya, the Iranian is a liar!
1 Wygar 2019-03-22
Based.
Christians: Christianity is about the New Testament, we aren't bad like those OTHER religions!
Gays: Exist
Christians: LEVITICUS LEVITICUS LEVITICUS LEVITICUS LEVITICUS LEVITICUS!
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-22
This, Christians don’t even attempt to knock the sodomites out before stoning them like based Islam 😎
1 Wygar 2019-03-22
Half-assing your God's commands is a good way to not get the Jesus Beam during the Rapture.
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-22
That’s why I’m gonna start a war with Iran to bring in the rapture, guaranteed spot 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 ❤️
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-03-22
American Christianity especially millenarianism, should be at least classified differently when you're talking about Christianity and Christians. Also you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who actually fits the description of a Christian you've given that isn't a retarded burger.
For this reason, God gave them up to passions of dishonor; for even their females exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise also the males, having left the natural use of the female, were inflamed by their lust for one another, males with males, committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was fitting for their error (Romans 1:26-27), the New Testament btw
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-22
😴😴😴😴😴
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-22
Username is relevant post is still boring as shit
1 One_Y_chromosome 2019-03-22
Mudslimes are the ones actually killing fagoids. Christians just don't want to be bothered with fag antics.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-22
Its nice to see them target the massive pedo ring
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-22
This day may end up destroying Drama. What a ride.
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-22
This sounds like rightoid agenda-posting.
Of course.
1 TeidjuGibson 2019-03-22
As a rightoid agenda machine:
yeah u right
1 Metatron58 2019-03-22
this is great for dramacoin
various nations, news outlets etc are going to be trying their hardest to outdo each other in how much they can debase themselves towards muslims.
Will last a month or until the next terror attach from muslims, whichever comes first.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-03-22
I would appreciate it if everyone in this thread would stop spreading lies about the great religion that is Christianity. I still love you all but my heart hurts for you.
1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-22
Ban all religion.
(Not an atheist btw)
1 Stopwatch064 2019-03-22
By Allah you will taste my shoe
1 freet0 2019-03-22
What the hell is going on today lol.
Everyone's gone crazy
1 nio151 2019-03-22
Sentencing a woman to death by stoning to own the conservatards
1 cumsocket 2019-03-22
Jesuspass DENIED
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-22
You know the person who did this has a grill like a 100 year-old picket fence
1 One_Y_chromosome 2019-03-22
Hol up, the UK lets essentially a free flow of Mohammoids into their country, and don't care when said mudslimes enforce sharia law, but then the UK denies a Christian from seeking asylum?
1 -Shank- 2019-03-22
To be fair, ex-Muslims are probably safer these days in their home countries than Britbongistan
1 911roofer 2019-03-22
This is going to leave to to some sweet sweet drama.
1 Vurtizontal 2019-03-22
Im amazed at Europe. How can a whole continent be so cucked?