The r/Drama song of the day: No Vaseline - Ice Cube

16  2019-03-22 by ShitTornadoToOz

https://youtu.be/W-u4HvkU1D4

Lyrics: Got damn I'm glad y'all set it off Used to be hard now you're just wet and soft First you was down with the AK And now I see you on a video with Michelle? Lookin' like straight bozos I saw it comin' that's why I went solo And kept on stompin' When y'all motherfuckers moved straight outta Compton Livin' with the whites one big house And not another nigga in site I started off with too much cargo Dropped four niggas now I'm makin' all the dough White man just rulin' The Niggas With Attitudes, who ya foolin'? Y'all niggas just phony I put that on my mama and my dead homeys Yella Boy's on your team, so you're losin' Ay yo Dre, stick to producin' Callin' me Arnold, but you Been-a-dick Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick You got jealous when I got my own company But I'm a man, and ain't nobody helpin' me Tryin' to sound like Amerikkka's Most You could yell all day but you don't come close 'Cause you know I'm the one that flown Ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go With the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B, and ya'll disgrace the see-P-T 'Cause you're gettin' fucked out your green by a white boy With no Vaseline

The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin' Who gives a fuck about a punk-ass villain? You're gettin' fucked real quick And Eazy's dick, is smellin' like MC Ren's shit Tried to tell you a year ago But Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked Now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it 'Cause the broomstick fit your ass so perfect Cut my hair and I'll cut them balls 'Cause I heard you're, like, givin' up the drawers Gang-banged by your manager, fella Gettin' money out your ass, like a motherfuckin' Ready Teller Givin' up the dollar bills Now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels So don't believe what Ren say 'Cause he's goin' out like Kunte Kinte But I got a whip for ya Toby Used to be my homey, now you act like you don't know me It's a case of divide-and-conquer 'Cause you let a Jew break up my crew House nigga gotta run and hide Yellin' Compton, but you moved to Riverside So don't front, MC Ren, 'cause I remember when you drove a be 2-10 Broke as a mothafuckin' joke Let you on the scene to back up the Verse Team It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart And they rippin' your asshole apart By takin' your green, oh yeah The Villain does get fucked with no Vaseline

I never have dinner with the President I never have dinner with the President I never have dinner with the President And when I see your ass again, I'll be hesitant Now I think you a snitch Throw a house nigga in a ditch Half-pint bitch, fuckin' your homeboys You little maggot, Eazy E turned faggot With your manager, fella Fuckin' MC Ren, Dr. Dre, and Yella But if they were smart as me Eazy E would be hangin' from a tree With no Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline Light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on Till that Jheri curl is gone On a permanent vacation, off the Massa plantation Heard you both got the same bank account Dumb nigga, what you thinkin' bout? Get rid of that Devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple 'Cause you can't be the Nigga 4 Life crew With a white Jew tellin' you what to do Pullin' wools with your scams, now I gotta play the Silence of the Lambs With a midget who's a punk too Tryin' to fuck me, but I'd rather fuck you Eric Wright, punk, always into somethin', gettin' fucked at night By Mista Shitpacker, bend over for the gotdamn cracker, no vaseline

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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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Good shit, I was just listening to it on the way home. BTFO'd NWA so bad they never recovered. Real muthafukkin G's is good too, https://youtu.be/fJuapp9SORA. Eazy would have made a good drama mod.

Oh most definitely. They'd both make great mods especially if woke Twitter got wind of Cube's lyrics about Jews and literally anything Eazy ever said about women.

I'm sure chapocels would he all on board with their ACAB shtick till they found out that Ice Cube talks a little too much like Goebbels and Eazy E disrespects women

If they heard the song Nobody Move and his talk about their trans members, they would have a melt down.

That guy who makes family movies? He was a gangsta rapper?

This is a weak diss song. Real niggas listen to Chiraq drill rap where rappers get killed after dissing rival gangs. In fact, my nigga Lil Mister just got smoked. RIP