1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-22

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Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-22

Sentient

1 LieutenantBill 2019-03-22

Absolutely sentient and sentientpilled.

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-03-22

dude sentient lmao

1 Momruepari 2019-03-22

nice

1 mukumukum68-17 2019-03-22

Rick astley never intended for the song to be a love song, people just misinterpreted the context. The song is actually about a male-feminist.

1 ILoveCommyMommy 2019-03-22

hahahaha wow epic XDXDXD the narwhal really baconed this report up mueller better watch out for le reddit army because its 2011 again and were ready to occupy his bussy

1 FreeDory 2019-03-22

hm

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-22

DAE unexpected Reddit? Like inclusive or and raised by narcissists! Tanks for silver, Next!

1 TheMayorOfHounslow 2019-03-22

We don't deserve doggos!!! DAE hate children??

1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-03-22

you are a good person.

1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-22

The fact you even typed this

1 FormalKitchen 2019-03-22

The fact you even typed that = you are a cocksucking faggot

1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-22

you are a cocksucking faggot

I mean, yeah. I literally am. Bring out that dick buster brown and I'll suck you dry.

Be gone moron idiot

COPE

You're trying so hard to fit in.

1 LawfulGreat 2019-03-22

Yeah but on the other hand please be nice.

1 arandomloser21 2019-03-22

holds up spork

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-22

making narwhal baconing jokes at this point outs you as an aging millennial whose mental conception of reddit is firmly stuck in 2013.

1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-22

We need to put up a wall at this point.

1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-22

Nah he's an OG

1 ILoveCommyMommy 2019-03-22

I honestly can't tell if this is a retarded shitpost or if you're genuinely retarded.

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-22

I'm drunk so probably a mix of both.

1 keeeeshawn 2019-03-22

No I have to agree with him

When people make fun of the “xD so random” humor on reddit by saying “Does the narwhal bacon??”, it shows that they have been on this site for at least 5 years which is far too long in my opinion. It’s like when people make posts on r/circlejerk saying “here’s how Bernie can still win.” That was like 3 years ago that circlejerk is dead so why are you still bringing it up.

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-03-22

r/circlejerk is a disgrace in its current state unfortunately. Then again, it is hard to keep up when you get outjerked by the rest of Reddit. Still though, you'd think with all the users they have they could come up with something that wasn't a rehash of 2015 r/SandersForPresident material.

1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-22

This is some classic projection

1 Scramble187 2019-03-22

I can only hope most people involved in that bacon fad had massive strokes.

1 Gen_McMuster 2019-03-22

Crazy because an early draft has actually been leaked

Sources say this is an early version, but even if there's still much to do, there's still so much to see

1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-22

Stealing shit from chapo smh

1 Fataleo 2019-03-22

They don't believe in ownership so it's cool.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-22