Mod this man

4  2019-03-23 by DoctahDank

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Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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Wow, so much projection and armchair psychology... did you waste your time writing all that as part of some sort of therapy exercise, because I certainly hope you didn't expect that such unhinged attempts at grandstanding were going to be 'rewarded' or validated, much less by me or anyone else. At any rate, it will give you and your doctor something to talk about during your next session, I'd imagine. The irony in your whole rant is so dense and palpable that I'm afraid even your doctor would need more than his normal 1 hour to pick through it all. Anyway, I would hate to worsen your condition by taking this any further. The last thing I want to do is hasten your unfurling.


Running around fucking 4 chicks a week in your 30s might seem like fun now, but when you're hitting your 40s and 50s and are fatter and frailer and you start seeing that you've got shit to show for your life except banging some Beckys back when you had stamina, then I reckon you are gonna be sad you didn't try to be more stable, settle down with a nice woman a start a family. There is more to life than just getting your dick wet, but unfortunately you are a prime example that getting one's dick wet is about the most salient ambition modern society is emphasizing. You might not be thinking about it now, but it will suck to not have anyone love you or care about you when you are old.


Wow, you are the most deluded, brainwashed, psycho liberal I have ever heard spew diarrhea from their crusty mouth. No where did I ever say it was okay for kids to get shot. People who shoot kids go to jail, just as they should. However, in your mind, you think a mother should be freely allowed to kill her baby at nine months. However, as you are a regular /r/politics user, of course you are a extremist progressive moron who has no concept for logic or sanity within your tiny ideology infected mind. But please, I insist you keep on advocating for late term abortion in as many subs as you can!!!!.... the later the better. Even right up until the day before the expected due date, that would be awesome (or even the day of)! Also, call the babies "medical waste" like your other liberal comrades do! It does more to make liberals look like crazy self-absorbed moral-less sociopaths to average everyday Americans than I ever could trying to explain it myself. I love it I love it!!!


I don't know if you are a real person or not, as this account is most certainly an alt-account for someone else, from the looks of your post history, so, more than likely probably not. I mean, especially because like 95% of your comments are composed of nothing but maniacal non-stop anti-white and anti-male hate tirades and tantrums. I mean fuck, you even go so far as to make fun of people who've committed suicide!!!!! That's crazy!! So I have to admit, if you are a troll, you are certainly dedicated to your craft and I applaud you. Keep it up. If you are a real person, then you are most certainly clinically insane and need professional help. But, regardless, please keep it up. You are a TREASURE for the conservative cause!

i don't often throw around the term "genius" but it may be appropriate here