r/drama: More Lefty C O P E as /r/australia breaks down with the reelection of the NSW Liberals.

More Lefty C O P E as /r/australia breaks down with the reelection of the NSW Liberals.

86 2019-03-23 by DayyyTripper

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/b4gyoa/discussion_thread_nsw_votes_2019/

By Controversial: https://www.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/b4g82y/nsw_election_night_thread_democracy_manifest/

Plenty in there decrying racist idiots, voting to fuck themselves over yadda yadda.

57 comments

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1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-03-23

based and clean coal pilled

1 Osterion 2019-03-23

clean coal

One of the funniest memes on human history

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladys_Berejiklian

Q: What do Armenians and Jews have in common?

A: Apparently genocide and the same facial structure.

1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-23

She really is an odd looking creature.

1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-23

The single most out of touch board on Reddit.

Watch them blame muh Boomers and rurals and not West Sydney yet again, just like with the gay marriage plebiscite.

1 Bitter-As-Fuck 2019-03-23

Melbourne gets the first nuke cunt.

1 Tyestor 2019-03-23

not before i take a big fat shit on it

1 Tyestor 2019-03-23

holy hell the Shooters and ON got 6.2% each lmao. For once I wish I wasn't banned from there.

me 2 brother inshallah

1 ironschlong22 2019-03-23

Soon brother. Soon.

1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-23

can you translate this to burger

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

Western Sydney is a non white conservative area that voted against gay marriage, forward thinking Australian progressives arent sure how to address this.

1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-03-23

haha wonderful

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

It reeks of that "oh they don't know any better" kind of open mindedness, that reminds me of the "white mans burden" way of thinking.

1 Zac1245 2019-03-23

So similar to how in America liberals think that blacks and Latinos are pro-gay marriage.

1 DayyyTripper 2019-03-23

M*lburnians you dumb cunt.

Also, if ScoMo scrapes home NSW and QLD, the Nightwatchman actually has a chance of batting out the innings, holy shit.

1 AFGANG 2019-03-23

He probably will, i can't imagine QLD staying labor. It just isn't in our nature.

1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-23

Why is melbourne so insufferable

Like everywhere else in the country, even Adlaide and Prth and qld are 10x better than victorians

1 notagiantdolphin 2019-03-23

Adelaide should have a sign at the city limits reading 'At least we're not Melbourne!'.

1 Cherel52 2019-03-23

They all seem so mad, makes me wish I was smart enough to understand anything goin on in that thread.

1 SuperElf 2019-03-23

nah mate just enjoy watching them froth at the mouth and their shitfits when they don't get what they want

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

Yeah but the same shitfits would've happened either way.

Interesting results though, Latham's back, the Nationals lost votes to the gun nuts and there's an Armenian premier of the largest state.

1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-23

Inshallah

1 xthek 2019-03-23

The fact that you don't understand Aussoid nonsense does not make you dumb

1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-23

R/aus is the most out of touch sub in the website. Its like cth but less hogposting and more insufferable victorians who unironically cant handle different opinions and scream at the void endlessly that not everyone gives a shit about transgender racial discrimination act aboriginal communism

1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-03-23

Anyone give me a rundown? Australia is too irrelevant for me to know their politics

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

Aussies on reddit love to think they're representative of the state/country at large. Australia is much more conservative than most would think.

1 TooLateRunning 2019-03-23

Soooo basically it's like r/politics and America?

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

Yeah that sounds about right. The image that Australians on reddit love to portray is way off from the reality of the majority of citizens and voters.

IMO Australia is way closer to going full "White Australia" policy than America.

1 ironschlong22 2019-03-23

Why do you say that

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

Say that Australia's closer to going "White Australia" again?

I've lived and worked in AU/UK/US and spent time in Canada, and in my experience Australia is much more ready to go full anti immigration from non white countries. I'm not saying its likely to happen, but if I had my money on one country to enforce it, it'd be on Aus.

1 tritter211 2019-03-23

Care to provide some anecdotes as to why you came to that conclusion about australia?

1 orangetato 2019-03-23

Less than 2 decades ago people went down to a beach to bash Arabs

Everyone complains about Asians

Sudanese gangs have been getting a good run recently

Everyone still bashes on abos too

The Chinese that are everywhere also hate Muslims

Tight immigration policy for over 10 years while European countries were busy doing unchecked immigration that caught up to them later

1 ironschlong22 2019-03-23

That's interesting. What do you think will happen?

1 Methmo 2019-03-23

Tight immigration policy for over 10 years while European countries were busy doing unchecked immigration that caught up to them later

Except everything you listed applies even more so to Europe.

Less than 2 decades ago people went down to a beach to bash Arabs

Literal race riots in the last few years between locals and muslims/refugees, such as Corisca, Poland, Italy, and more times I can count in east Germany.

Sudanese gangs have been getting a good run recently. I also read an article that detailed abos grouping up to beat down the Sudanese gangs, guess they were sick of losing the monopoly on bashing people on the street

Huge fights between mobs of Kurds and Turks aren't unheard of. And in Sweden, even refugees throw the occasional grenade at each other.

Everyone still shits on abos too

Gypsies.

The Chinese that are everywhere also hate Muslims

Probably.

1 International_Agency 2019-03-23

Less than 2 decades ago people went down to a beach to bash Arabs

That wasn't just for shits and giggles, though

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

I wasn't born here but I'm white. I've had people bitch to me about immigrants a million times, sometimes even when I point out that I'm an immigrant I'll get various "yeah but you're the right colour" etc.

1 ironschlong22 2019-03-23

Got any anecdotes?

1 xthek 2019-03-23

let's not forget that Aussies have their own prison island where they detain brown people forever

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

True, everyone forgets Bali.

1 keepittropical 2019-03-23

Just like G bay?

1 birfing 2019-03-23

It's way sexier

1 LobotomistCircu 2019-03-23

FWIW I seriously appreciate you coming into this thread and translating all these didgeridoo noises into cleartext.

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

I really do see myself as an online tourist guide don't I.

1 orangetato 2019-03-23

Imagine a fat, balding, early 30s man with a girly voice. That's your average /r/Australia poster

1 SuperElf 2019-03-23

Honestly all political parties in Aust / Sydney are a joke.

The biggest one being one called Keep Sydney Open or whatever, their policy seem to revolve around throwing money at the entertainment industry for more shitty music shows and making Sydney "vibrant" amongst other petty bullshit, with no indication how'll they help alleviate utility prices, overdevelopment of apartments, ramapant lobbying, etc

1 DayyyTripper 2019-03-23

Eh, you're kinda missing the context of that. Far from being the largest party, they're kicking up because Sydney has lockout laws meaning you can go into a bar after midnight.

They also have shit tonnes of sniffer dogs at festivals and tough drug policy was one of issues the reelected government ran on

Say what you will about Melbourne, at least you can pop in to Revs at 5am after 20 beers at the footy and shaft pingers to your hearts content.

1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-03-23

Fuck off, Melbourne had lockouts a decade ago and the labor thugs introduced the sniffer dogs.

Melbourne hates immigrants so much they don't feel Australia, so I guess you can have that. Oh, and rando raping too..

1 DayyyTripper 2019-03-23

Fuck off, Melbourne had lockouts a decade ago and the labor thugs introduced the sniffer dogs.

For like 4 weeks before realising it is a completely retarded idea. Only New South Sheepfuckers would continue it for years.

Melbourne hates immigrants so much they don't feel Australia, so I guess you can have that. Oh, and randos raping too..

Ease off on the glass barbies mate, cooking your brain

1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-03-23

What's the point of going out all night if you just get raped and murdered on the way home? Or just have to run the gauntlet of racist derros with baseball bats as you wait for a bus with a fucking power cord and no steering wheel?

1 SuperElf 2019-03-23

Good on you but I just happen to care what happens to the state beyond what degenerate shit I can get up to on a Friday / Saturday night.

1 CherryKirsche 2019-03-23

Literally an cringe anarchy title

1 notagiantdolphin 2019-03-23

It's a reference to this absolute unit.

1 ThirteenFiftyTwo 2019-03-23

Liberals are in fact the boomer party. Like at least vote for One Nation or something who are actually tough on immigration and wouldn't have sold out the NBN for Murdochbux.

1 give_me_my_keys 2019-03-23

tough on immigration

In what way?

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-03-23

I had absolutely no idea there was an election going on down there. Say what you want about the decline of the UK but at least everyone outside of bible belt tailer parks notices when they have an election.

1 RandolphCox 2019-03-23

i dont get it. are liberals in aus like the republicans in USA ? just lower t levels?