Pretty cringey. But waiting on the counter sperg when a lord of autism makes a "Nigger women only can be taught in slaps." throw pillow in an insane rage.
"Heh, dear subredditcancer... today, justice was attempted but alas the fat cat lady retard mod has stopped me again. When will justice occur in this world?"
The secret is to punch up: "carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre cis women". That way all the cis women who loved the "white man" version will be offended, but they can't do anything because trans is a protected class.
That's now. Imagine the near-future, when transkind stops with the rearranging of their current genitalia and go with cyborg neo-fleshlight vaginas and ridiculous Skyrim sexlab dongs?
Yes I do. But you clearly don’t know the difference between systemic racism and prejudice. Or how mediocre white men can be and still advance in their careers.
The joke doesn't even make sense. Mediocre white men are just schlubs who work soul crushing jobs and have to deal with horrible passive aggressive wives like the OP of this crossstitch thread. It's not exactly confident.
It's funny how it implies mediocre white men have more confidence than the most exceptional woman. It says more about what she thinks of herself and other women lol.
"Carry yourself with the confidence of the demographic statistically far more likely to commit suicide" was too long, so they shortened it to "white man".
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-23
If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.
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1 BeatriceStar 2019-03-23
Ooh, a rare one, snappy. I like it.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-23
Aw there’s a pillow about me. How nice.
1 SlimjobDopamine 2019-03-23
Imagine being such a shit mod you can't handle 3 pro-mayo comments out of 15.
1 BeatriceStar 2019-03-23
She's a white woman, what did you expect?
1 swislock 2019-03-23
Lol @ mayo women
1 Neon_needles 2019-03-23
Pretty cringey. But waiting on the counter sperg when a lord of autism makes a "Nigger women only can be taught in slaps." throw pillow in an insane rage.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-23
Having to use the n word to clap back would show how seething they are
1 Neon_needles 2019-03-23
"Heh, dear subredditcancer... today, justice was attempted but alas the fat cat lady retard mod has stopped me again. When will justice occur in this world?"
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-23
Nah, they just need to do a DESPITE crosstitch.
1 funnystor 2019-03-23
The secret is to punch up: "carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre cis women". That way all the cis women who loved the "white man" version will be offended, but they can't do anything because trans is a protected class.
1 Crankyoldhobo 2019-03-23
That's now. Imagine the near-future, when transkind stops with the rearranging of their current genitalia and go with cyborg neo-fleshlight vaginas and ridiculous Skyrim sexlab dongs?
How will anyone compete?
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-23
We get it, Jessica, you're mad at your dad.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-23
Carry yourself with the confidence of a internet janitor
1 Zac1245 2019-03-23
1 Neon_needles 2019-03-23
Masterlawlz still hasn't gotten that call back from HR at Target.
1 UsedTree 2019-03-23
I'm sure no mediocre woman was ever hired because she looks pretty and/or filled diversity quotas
1 Zac1245 2019-03-23
Plus she can just get a job at Hooters.
1 Honk4Tits 2019-03-23
Mayos are subhuman etc, but I often find the average wh*the man is depressed and certainly not full of confidence or swagger.
1 UsedTree 2019-03-23
The joke doesn't even make sense. Mediocre white men are just schlubs who work soul crushing jobs and have to deal with horrible passive aggressive wives like the OP of this crossstitch thread. It's not exactly confident.
It's funny how it implies mediocre white men have more confidence than the most exceptional woman. It says more about what she thinks of herself and other women lol.
1 EnglishBeatsMath 2019-03-23
"Carry yourself with the confidence of the demographic statistically far more likely to commit suicide" was too long, so they shortened it to "white man".
1 BeatriceStar 2019-03-23
Men are the psychologically weaker gender, but they cope so hard pretending they're strong.
1 UsedTree 2019-03-23
If we don't an hero we die before women on average anyways lol. What a cool patriarchy we live in.
1 The_DHC 2019-03-23
The hive of quirky fat girls
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-03-23
Nothing screams “fat and insecure femcel” than stitch craft on the internet