Mueller Report prediction thread.

52  2019-03-23 by Communist_101

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43 comments

10 dogecoin it's heavily redacted, a couple of trivial indictments happen to literal whos, lefty cope intensifies, righty smugness doubles

No indictments

The whole thing is never released and we only get a heavily censored version. Both sides cherry pick the things that support their narrative and declare victory. Nothing really changes.

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Please bless me with more knowledge oh great oracle 🙇

This is most likely but there is always that chance that someone just leaks it

Someone will be able to do a FOIA request or something eventually, right?

No that’s now how classified material works.

You'll get Glomared.

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed.

Did you get that from radiolab by chance?

I'd heard of it beforehand, but that's a good episode.

So Nixon was impeached for nothing. Great.

i mean trump not being impeached is a victory considering all these faggots have been saying it’s about to happen since pre inauguration

I see the bar lowering pre-cope is starting

...? i have always assumed he won’t be impeached

Quit moving the goal posts white boi. We know you have the hots for Trump

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Patriot act levels of redaction.

More Rachel Maddow tears.

He actually spent this whole time writing gay fanfiction between him, trump, and Obama

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Same tbh

I think it’s pretty obvious the report clears him and now the democrats are stalling its release to look for anything to use against him so they can control the narrative when we all get it. No Russia collusion this was all a hoax people go back to your lives.

Agendaposting is a crime punishable by deportation, friend

U think you mean deforestation

It's going to be a summary, I expect a full release or leak next week.

Mueller is colluding with the Russians!

Conservatives will declare victory and liberals will move the goal post to the state crimes and house investigations.

Barr censors the shit out of it and we have two more years of reeeing from both sides about it.

Nothing happens

It will implicate Trump in a host of money laundering and other international financial crimes but no electoral collusion

Trump was colluding, but with the lizard people.

2:1 that Trump is shown to have engaged in some light collusion, 4:1 that Trump is cleared of all wrong doing, 6:1 that the report is just a gif of an underage hooker pissing on him, 1:1 someone will be very mad

Legally, the chance of the entire report even being able to be released is almost zero. It seems pretty clear now Mueller doesn’t have shit, but the Dems aren’t going to stop with the Russia collusion narrative. They asked for something they know they won’t get. That’s all they have left.

Trump is just going to keep shitposting in between stuffing his face full of Big Macs. So I predict no change.

If it is good for Trump the msm will move the goal posts and if it is a little bad for Trump they will act like they havn't predicted a complete bombshell for 2 years and they won.

The report reveals some mildly shady shit, some underlings are named and shamed, but nothing links directly to trump so no collusion is proven. Leftoids claim mueller was compromised and that if you read between the lines it’s obvious trump is guilty and his administration is corrupt, rightoids claim this proves nobody did anything wrong, suddenly mueller is an upstanding champion of justice and they were all vindicated. Both sides claim victory.

The report is redacted af and then a dozen rando die of "natural causes".

trump is innocent and the Russians bought a few ads to drag Hillary's name through the dirt even more.

reddit almost collectively starts suicide pacting and I get to farm salt

3 unpaid parking tickets and a technical campaign finance law violation that needs a team of experts weeks to explain and results in a $500 fine.

Minutes upon its release news reports begin filling Reddit and twitter with gruesome stories of mayos falling over themselves apologizing to minorities.

It wasn’t Russia, rather it was Andorra or some other small ass nation.

My hope is that we can move on from this muh russia nonsense and finally investigate why the fuck Podesta has so many erotic and creepy works of art at his house. Don't give me that "he's le eccentric rich man lol ecks dee XD" bs. There is eccentric, and then there is "kid fucker".

10 rupees. The heavily redacted report is released and nothing substantial comes out of it and a few r/Politics posters are admitted to mental asylum.