The whole thing is never released and we only get a heavily censored version. Both sides cherry pick the things that support their narrative and declare victory. Nothing really changes.
We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed.
I think it’s pretty obvious the report clears him and now the democrats are stalling its release to look for anything to use against him so they can control the narrative when we all get it. No Russia collusion this was all a hoax people go back to your lives.
2:1 that Trump is shown to have engaged in some light collusion, 4:1 that Trump is cleared of all wrong doing, 6:1 that the report is just a gif of an underage hooker pissing on him, 1:1 someone will be very mad
Legally, the chance of the entire report even being able to be released is almost zero. It seems pretty clear now Mueller doesn’t have shit, but the Dems aren’t going to stop with the Russia collusion narrative. They asked for something they know they won’t get. That’s all they have left.
Trump is just going to keep shitposting in between stuffing his face full of Big Macs. So I predict no change.
If it is good for Trump the msm will move the goal posts and if it is a little bad for Trump they will act like they havn't predicted a complete bombshell for 2 years and they won.
The report reveals some mildly shady shit, some underlings are named and shamed, but nothing links directly to trump so no collusion is proven. Leftoids claim mueller was compromised and that if you read between the lines it’s obvious trump is guilty and his administration is corrupt, rightoids claim this proves nobody did anything wrong, suddenly mueller is an upstanding champion of justice and they were all vindicated. Both sides claim victory.
Minutes upon its release news reports begin filling Reddit and twitter with gruesome stories of mayos falling over themselves apologizing to minorities.
My hope is that we can move on from this muh russia nonsense and finally investigate why the fuck Podesta has so many erotic and creepy works of art at his house. Don't give me that "he's le eccentric rich man lol ecks dee XD" bs. There is eccentric, and then there is "kid fucker".
43 comments
1 sokolovey 2019-03-23
10 dogecoin it's heavily redacted, a couple of trivial indictments happen to literal whos, lefty cope intensifies, righty smugness doubles
1 The_Memenator 2019-03-23
No indictments
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-23
The whole thing is never released and we only get a heavily censored version. Both sides cherry pick the things that support their narrative and declare victory. Nothing really changes.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-23
👆👆👆
1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-03-23
Please bless me with more knowledge oh great oracle 🙇
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-23
This is most likely but there is always that chance that someone just leaks it
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-23
Someone will be able to do a FOIA request or something eventually, right?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-03-23
No that’s now how classified material works.
1 AlicesHardBoiledEggs 2019-03-23
You'll get Glomared.
1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2019-03-23
Did you get that from radiolab by chance?
1 AlicesHardBoiledEggs 2019-03-23
I'd heard of it beforehand, but that's a good episode.
1 muffler_kek 2019-03-23
So Nixon was impeached for nothing. Great.
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-23
i mean trump not being impeached is a victory considering all these faggots have been saying it’s about to happen since pre inauguration
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-03-23
I see the bar lowering pre-cope is starting
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-23
...? i have always assumed he won’t be impeached
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-03-23
Quit moving the goal posts white boi. We know you have the hots for Trump
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-23
😴
1 Curbside_dental 2019-03-23
Patriot act levels of redaction.
1 odintal 2019-03-23
More Rachel Maddow tears.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-03-23
He actually spent this whole time writing gay fanfiction between him, trump, and Obama
1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-23
💦💦💦
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-23
Same tbh
1 yunglarrythrowinbanz 2019-03-23
I think it’s pretty obvious the report clears him and now the democrats are stalling its release to look for anything to use against him so they can control the narrative when we all get it. No Russia collusion this was all a hoax people go back to your lives.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-23
Agendaposting is a crime punishable by deportation, friend
1 yunglarrythrowinbanz 2019-03-23
U think you mean deforestation
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-23
It's going to be a summary, I expect a full release or leak next week.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-23
Mueller is colluding with the Russians!
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-23
Conservatives will declare victory and liberals will move the goal post to the state crimes and house investigations.
1 respaaaaaj 2019-03-23
Barr censors the shit out of it and we have two more years of reeeing from both sides about it.
1 alexplanty 2019-03-23
Nothing happens
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-03-23
It will implicate Trump in a host of money laundering and other international financial crimes but no electoral collusion
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-23
Trump was colluding, but with the lizard people.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-23
2:1 that Trump is shown to have engaged in some light collusion, 4:1 that Trump is cleared of all wrong doing, 6:1 that the report is just a gif of an underage hooker pissing on him, 1:1 someone will be very mad
1 DoktorSteven 2019-03-23
Legally, the chance of the entire report even being able to be released is almost zero. It seems pretty clear now Mueller doesn’t have shit, but the Dems aren’t going to stop with the Russia collusion narrative. They asked for something they know they won’t get. That’s all they have left.
Trump is just going to keep shitposting in between stuffing his face full of Big Macs. So I predict no change.
1 moondoggy101 2019-03-23
If it is good for Trump the msm will move the goal posts and if it is a little bad for Trump they will act like they havn't predicted a complete bombshell for 2 years and they won.
1 Woodstovia 2019-03-23
The report reveals some mildly shady shit, some underlings are named and shamed, but nothing links directly to trump so no collusion is proven. Leftoids claim mueller was compromised and that if you read between the lines it’s obvious trump is guilty and his administration is corrupt, rightoids claim this proves nobody did anything wrong, suddenly mueller is an upstanding champion of justice and they were all vindicated. Both sides claim victory.
1 error404brain 2019-03-23
The report is redacted af and then a dozen rando die of "natural causes".
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-03-23
trump is innocent and the Russians bought a few ads to drag Hillary's name through the dirt even more.
reddit almost collectively starts suicide pacting and I get to farm salt
1 Ivashkin 2019-03-23
3 unpaid parking tickets and a technical campaign finance law violation that needs a team of experts weeks to explain and results in a $500 fine.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-23
Minutes upon its release news reports begin filling Reddit and twitter with gruesome stories of mayos falling over themselves apologizing to minorities.
1 betazoom78 2019-03-23
It wasn’t Russia, rather it was Andorra or some other small ass nation.
1 scalar214 2019-03-23
My hope is that we can move on from this muh russia nonsense and finally investigate why the fuck Podesta has so many erotic and creepy works of art at his house. Don't give me that "he's le eccentric rich man lol ecks dee XD" bs. There is eccentric, and then there is "kid fucker".
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-03-23
10 rupees. The heavily redacted report is released and nothing substantial comes out of it and a few r/Politics posters are admitted to mental asylum.