The birth of /r/AznIdentity.

510  2019-03-23 by mmmmdarkmeat

135 comments

I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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I don’t get it. A mentally challenged young man got confused because he thought his mum was waiving him over and instead she was telling her pimp she was done for the day?

mentally challenged

jesus hes just asian, calm down there hitler

Just because he’s autistic doesn’t make him Asian

Not all autistic people are Asian, but all Asian people are autistic.

They call it mongolism for a reason

mongoloid*

why do you have to insult asians. be nice.

Jokes on you, this ugly dude controls the world as a computer autist for some company

This is juicy drama

Lol, Motherfucker calmly eating his ice cream and casually walking his narrow ass to the gun store.

Hopefully...I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind.

Really the only reason anyone ever buys a gun.

hopefully a gym rather

hey wtf! fuck off! I kind of like his cute little flat ass.

Smh, I'm sorry you're down with Hank Hill bussy.

What a mean thing to do to another person. Just ruining a guys day in the most embarrassing fashion.

People are garbage, welcome to the world.

ur not garbage <3

Right, he's worse.

If you think about the context for more than a second it kind of falls apart. The kid probably thought she was waving him over for directions or some shit, not to suck his dick. Random street interactions just don't work that way.

Superficially it sort of looks like a cockblock, but he was probably just like 'oh, weird, I thought she was waving to me for help.' He obviously didn't know the girl so there aren't really any expectations to dash.

Even if he just thought that she wanted directions this is one of the most embarrassing scenarios you can find yourself in

I mean, maybe? It's not like he autistically missed a social cue or anything. He had a legitimate reason for thinking he was being flagged for help. I wouldn't have thought about it for more than a few seconds, like he appears not to have.

Yeah, like he probably just assumes those two know eachother already. At the absolute most he's going, "Man she was pretty hot. I thought she was trying to ask me for help. Haha oh well."

She was probably looking directly at him while calling for him too, which would make him even more confused. Like who wouldn't respond to that?

Fucking weak. Try this slipper on your limp wristed faggot.

Your at your dumb fucking brats christmas play, and for no reason he just screams "my daddy touches me in the bath, DADDY STOP!" and everyone just turns around and looks at you. Buts its not a lower class place so your head doesn't get kicked in, its all middle class and the coldplay stops playing and everyone just looks at you.

See, you can get a lost more embarrassing if you try for fucks sake. So lazy.

So wait... This happened to you?!?!

Just because one thing happens to you, you should not assume it's a universal experience.

For example, I've never been acused of abuse publicly by one of my kids.

she called him over n the dude literally jogged. prob has not talked to a woman in years or ever. cope harder. he played that up in his mind as her startin a convo.

u prob think that a woman askin for directions is cause she is lost. not cause she is makin first move. virgin

God you sound like such a loser, and even if you are just a troll, why do people like you exist?

cause someone hasgot to fuck all these girls. lord knows u can not

I enjoy this thank you

ask Me how many asian girls i fucked

oh you've wounded me! Please don't say! BY GOD! If you reveal to me this forbidden number I will immediately kill myself! You've done it now! Found my secret weakness!

cope harder. u do not need me to tell u asian girls love white men..

i'm not going to stop responding. also you haven't told me the number. Please don't tell me! additionally, you're right I'm coping. How do you suggest I fix this?

idk how to fix it. n the number is a lot. i do not actually rmember i usually do white girls more cause they are hotter anyways.

thanks for responding, your advice helped alot. I hope you stay such a powerful, masculine, thick, alpha. peace and love you sexy ass handsome mofo

even white sissies get asian girls withease so it is not just that.

what could it be? the amazing skin and glow of the past- i mean white peoples?

Thai ladyboys don't count

there is lkterally no difference between asian men n asian chicks.

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about your adventures in SE Asia

never been to asia because im not a pedo n if i want asian pussy i cn just use tinder for 5 mins. they are the easiest to pull

Sounds like something a pedo would say. Did your child porn/pizzagate "research" lead you to this degeneracy? Are you actually darqwolf's alt?

Well there’s the penis. But Asian dicks are so small you could just think of it as a really engorged clit.

bussy always counts, friend

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Holy fucking Based Pastor Randy! 🤣

To make the rest of us look better.

people say “cringe” out loud in the real world?

Not real people.

[Your girlfriend is calling right now...](https://soundcloud.com/lordub3r/pce-pussy)

Maybe if you are an anxious mess anyway. Most people would just go on with their day and forget it happened a few minutes later.

Hmm... Thats true up until you discovered some arseholes did it so they could generate add revenue on some shitty website instead of getting a real job writing code.

Yeah I don't really give a fuck about that.

For real though. Just waving to someone who is waving to someone behind me is pretty rough. This would be embarassing as fuck

he doesn’t get street blowjobs

Way too many uggo manlets allowed to post nowadays

Man, I bet you never even get alleyway anal.

He should try lowering his prices.

That's what I liked about it too

its obviously scripted ...

Why? This looks very easy to set up.

And it's not even funny.

If mistaking someone for waving at you ruins your day that ain't on the show.

This should be on r/aznmasculinity

Ouch, come on, that's just mean.

lmao 🤣 these chinks deserve it #noasianmen2019

>noasianmen2019

Isn't that that chinese square with the tanks?

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aww, I hope that's staged

LOL faggot

Why is it asian chicks are usually hot with awesome pussies, but asian guys are usually dorks with little dicks.

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I mean, of course white guys are going to fuck asian women.

based and wmafpilled

Make-up and padded bras.

What's the difference to white chicks?

BMI

The change of what is MANLY hasn't worked well within the culture. In China the gym is new concept to the culture and was seen as strictly for athletes and LGBT for a long time. Thats why they seem dorky to you.

Little dicks? On average a quick Google search shows they are on average barely being Americas with 5.5 vs 5.2 inchs

Yeah but you've got take into account color, as in genitalia is purple for some reason.

awesome pussies

Ugh unironically liking gussy 😒

Why is it asian chicks are usually hot with awesome pussies

they are? the chick in this clip has the bodytype of a white girl, not huge ass and tits but not small either. Most Asian chicks have the build of a 13 year old skinny boy, which is why they wear wide sports clothing so often, they think you can't tell but it's very obvious.

Most Asian chicks have the build of a 13 year old skinny boy

hot

didn't say it wasn't ...

are you a chris marker fanboy?

fanboy is a bit much but I like his work

awesome pussies

Them purple stuff?

Because you're sucking off a stereotype.

Well wel someone needs to do the math.

I'll just pretend that made sense. Guess you'll be taking English down the hall?

Whats a fugger?

Arabs have a similar discrepancy. Arab women are some of the most beautiful and stunning women on the planet, but the men are usually nothing special and tend to be manlets too.

100% true. The women are supermodels and the men are all socially awkward idiots that never work out.

Sad and pretty accurate but a real aznidentity poster would not be eating ice cream, he'd be using his phone or playing on his japanese portable console of choice instead.

I work at Cape Breton University where it's full of chinese students. You wouldn't believe how many thirsty chinese girls approach white guys there.

You are correct, no one believes you. They look at whites and go "chong chong chong, look at that hairy fucking ape, how did he ever stop dragging his knuckles long enough to dress himself. We love slender hairless chink boi, not this goblin looking creature. Ching ching ding a ling"

Cool it Ling or we'll start tossing opium your way again.

Fuck you, my name is Brucanne Lee and I am well 'ard

can I work there too?

zoz

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zozzle

I guess this is why we say "THEY DO IT FOR FREE"

Can you dick a chinese, indian, Pakistani, sri Lankan, Philippine, mi'kmaq and a white thot every day? If yes, doors are open.

nice, no I know where to apply once I've finished my Master's

Depends on what's your expertise. Engineering? I got buddies in Lynk, Acoin's Electric and Mcallister's Architecture. CBU also has doors open for engineers, electricians and construction.

its in economics, also I'm European.

its okay though, I think I can find Asian chicks in other places too

Apologies for getting lost in the ironic shitposting. Very drunk right now.

Chinese and Filipino maybe, but aren't the others way less likely hook up with locals? Also theyre on their phone all day to their family back home or whatever.

lol chinese "students". They're intelligence agents.

The asian MANLET got destroyed in this showmanship of alpha traits, no doubt.

Pretty obviously scripted, but lmao still.

Why do you say that? People do a lot of these "prank" styled videos. This seems like a pretty easy one to setup.

Just for laughs comedy festival much?

People do a lot of these "prank" styled videos. This seems like a pretty easy one to setup.

Then it's scripted lmao.

Only LAHWF/Andrew Hales/Daddy is real.

The real chad is the skinny asian guy for handling that so well.

The virgin struggling actor v the chad calm asian man

Your mum's the REAL chad

Good one.

Nice username

It's a 3-camera production. Obs for a prank show, etc. Don't invest too much in this shit. Y'all are getting super cereal about it.

Obs for a prank show, etc. Don't invest too much in this shit. Y'all are getting super cereal about it.

Thanks detective picachu. I was really concerned that the professional video with multiple camera angles was totally unscripted reality.

This, but on a loop.

You would imagine that the AF's in these couples would feel self-conscious about all the WMAF couples in the room/restaurant/audience. But, no, they openly sneer and smirk at AM's. They have no shame. No. Shame.

She needs to shave her armpits.

you know this is scripted because in real life the thirsty asian girls would just run up to the white guy instead

Chad White assburger syndrome vs Virgin Asian male model MLB baseball player NBA point guard etc

BURN THE BREAD,PAY THE LEAD

Oh man lol

Ive been banned from almost all of the azn race hate subs, i miss commenting lol

Funny because I wrote the exact same comment on 4chan. Do you browse /tv/?

Chadistic.

I’m asian and I went to the subreddit thinking that it’s gonna be about support for asian men but bashing asian women is all they talk about, made me kinda disappointed.

Then he went home, logged onto Reddit and ranted about how Asians are oppressed in America because there are a few movies out there who portray them as silly caricatures, as well as weebs appropriating Japanese culture (even though most Asian SJWs are of Chinese and Korean descent, have no affinity with Japan, and the people of their motherland hate the Japanese more than any mayo does.)

Why is every low tier white dude in asia like a god?

this, but unironically

YEAH YEAH AND YOU FRAGILE INSECURE INFERIOR WORTHLESS PIG SKINNED WHITE BOYS HATE WHEN YOUR WOMEN DITCH YOU FOR BLACK COCK.

Lmao the white male is the biggest cuck on the planet, plenty of married white women are having KIDS with black boyfriends that the cucked white husband is raising. You white males should do the world a favor and lobotomise yourselves, it would end white supremacy.