/r/DogShowerThoughts

182  2019-03-23 by FoxDieEeE

80 comments

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

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This is peak Reddit. There is nowhere left to sink to.

Idk LifeProTips quite literally plagiarized a fortune cookie

Plagiarized a fortune cookie.

I would have bet millions I’d never hear that sentence accurately describe a scenario in my life.

Link?

Which one?

this post has redeemed reddit for me, i'm going to b e giggling all day.

Personally I use the Daily Stormer as my news aggregate. They never miss anything and are pretty centrist and fair. Drama leans a little too far to the right for me. Sometimes this sub makes me feel unsafe.

Fuck it, I laughed.

What the fucking fuck is that fuckin fucked up fuckin shit?

what the heckin heck is that heckin hecked up heckin crud?????!

whine whine

Thanks, I hate it. Oof. Yikes. Y’all, how do I delete someone else’s subreddit?

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

And that’s a good thing

Is there something more cringier than dogfags?

Meme made by cat gang

meow

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Thank you for not using those dumb cartoon cat reaction images.

If there was a nuclear war and I had a fallout shelter and you and my mom were banging on the door of it, I'd be like "what Marseys have you sent me lately" and we can all guess who would win that contest.

I've spent so many months trying to figure out a situation where I could deploy that and you beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣

Marsey can choke on my dick

wow heckin puppers never do a racism. only ting doggo do is love fren.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Lol, dogs are every bit as racist as their owners because they take their cues from their masters. This is why, as a Nietzschian, I have no respect for dogs.

basierend und rot-pillen

Basiert und rotgepillt.

I'll trust your translation. I don't speak Jewhate

Based

I will vote for whatever presidential candidate promises to gas everyone in that sub. Hickenlooper? Warren? Harris? This could be your chance to break out from the pack.

This reminds me of the "X For Real Justice!!!!" accounts on Tumblr where people would roleplay as Naruto about homophobia or something.

It is highly illogical that 13% of the population commits 50% of the crime unless you look at the surrounding societal factors, captain. -Mod Spock

whine whine... some doggies are treated bad because they r pittie bulls but its not fair! pittie bulls are good doggos just like border collies and chihuahuas! all breed hav good doggos and a few not-as-good doggos! same wiff hoomins!! some not nice, but most hoomins are good hoomins!! its up to you to teech yer hoomin to be nice!

Mayocide now pls

Holy shit lol imagine being able to write out that cringe and not feel the need to kys immediately after you press “post”

I forgot, how do people submit snappy quotes?

ping snappy's daddy

u/LightUmbra, you don't do snappy but tbh I'm too lazy to ping the other mongoloid. Do your thing

Imagine defending the breed of peace 😂

Lol imagine thinking pitbulls and collies aren’t completely genetically different and then using that to compare humans as being equal

this is a masterpiece

Where is Kim when you need a little nuclear holocaust?

The mayo question. Always shut down by the [[[mods}}}

What the fuck is that sub. Adults typing like that is so cringy I literally can't even.

Middle aged women and soylent males.

I can do rare puppers speak, but even I have a limit and they're 500% beyond it.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ. That sub was actually awesome for its first few weeks, before the plebs found it.

lol yeah it was totally awesomesauce!!!!!!

animal babytalk language is basically texual rage comics.

is there some sort of reddit filter bot but for anyone who posts 'doggo' garbage?

End my life

Everything about this is retarded. Great find OP.

How do I downvote an entire subreddit

I'm just going to state for the record that this is really inappropriate for this sub. You should take this elsewhere. This is just a goofy, fun-loving subreddit full of people and I don't appreciate you coming in here with this kind of bullshit.

Snappy quote pls

gonna boop the snoot the fuck out of the next redditor I see (in minecraft)

These people are not welcome in /r/familyman, even we have our limits

brings a whole new meaning to dog whistling

I need to get off the fucking internet.

42k subscribers

Why

Is there a /r/babyshowerthoughts? We need to argue about the race war with baby talk next.

Its hard for me to imagine anyone typing like that, I just dont get it.

They're fucking retarded, that is why you don't get it.

why have you introduced me to this

I love subreddits like these because they remind me that no matter how many dicks I suck, I'll never be that much of a faggot.

I get that this is a bit, because while I get that we live in hell the thought that someone posted this sincerely would destroy my brain, but it's not particularly funny or even good satire. It's just someone mashing an already existing white supremacist argument into pupperspeak. Either do better, or just stop.

Wow, there sure are a lot of standards in this sub where you talk like retarded children

https://np.removeddit.com/r/DogShowerThoughts/comments/b4knre/arf_arf_i_wonder_if_some_kinds_of_hoomanz_is/

Get the fuck outta here with that np shit.

Regular furry shit.

u need to go back to doggie skool fur reedin, fren. jus lik all doggos is good doggos, all hoomans is good fren and mayb even hav treat!

kill me

I love the pibble responses to the OP

Truly a galaxy-brain shitpost

Didnt read caused censored but what the fuck.

All da good boyes who post in that sub unironically deserve to go sleepy sleep forever.

Cate! Woof!

Ahhhh what the fuck man

I bet every single one of these peoole are mayo. Change my mind.

holy motherfuck mayocide now after looking at that sub

I *just *read that post where the retard compares marvel characters to politians and now I'm knee deep in this shit. I feel nauseous. /r/drama is bad for your health when the autism is too concentrated.