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That comment is a crime against humanity. Fucking capeshitters.

https://www.change.org/p/u-s-house-of-representatives-ban-superhero-movies-and-criminalize-viewing-such-media

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Also it's awful political analysis

Could you explain that term?

Capeshit? Superhero movies and other related insipid garbage that manchildren like

Cape as in the stereotypical superhero cape

Thank you sir

This needs to include Harry Potter and other children's fiction

One step at a time

I might’ve contracted HIV from that comment

SIGNED

I'd just prefer a petition to have whoever made that comment sterilized and lobotomized.

Ewe Gussy

Brilliant, simply brilliant, top notch work.

I'm a capeshit fan, I'm a sweet simple boy, but even I think this author needs to be gassed.

SIGNED AND CAPESHITPILLED

Whenever I see someone using comics to understand the world I assume they’re something like a pedophile or cannibal that lives under their parent’s stairs.

Or too young to legally vote

Capeshit was made for children, but it’s been taken over by “people” whom the law considers adults.

B-B-BUT WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A GROWN MAN AND LIKING COMIC BOOK FRANCHISES??! H-HUH? WHY CANT PEOPLE ENJOY STUFF? WHO HURT YOU?

You seem super adult.

(insert condescension here)

Insert your own condescension, ya queen.

Who hurt you?

People who say, "Who hurt you?"

That's pretty sad but not in a good way. It's pretty pathetic

Homerun, dude.

👉😎👉

ahh the circle of life

Im not sure if you realize this, but Marvel movies are a huge part of our culture. Everyone watches them. Just look at how much money they make. Maybe women wouldn’t be so turned off by you if you didn’t hate and ridicule the things that 99% of society enjoys. You belittle things like comic books and superhero media are beneath you, but I’m willing to bet that if we could see you and your life, 99% of MCU fans would belittle you and think you’re beneath us. Look in the mirror and look at who you are. You have no right to ridicule anyone. You’re incel slime. I enjoy media that brings me together w society. You spend your whole life pushing society away and then crying into your pillow at night asking why only fat unwashed white trash girls like you. You’re pathetic. But you are kind of right; every year I go to NYCC and half the fun is fucking girls in cosplay at the hotel afterwords. A joy in life I know you’ll never be able to experience. Actually a few joys you’ll never experience. Fucking beautiful in shape amateur models. Fucking beautiful in shape amateur models in cosplay. Fucking beautiful in shape amateur models in cosplay in a hotel. Fucking beautiful in shape amateur models in cosplay in a nice hotel in nyc. Being in nyc. Being in a hotel. I assume you’re more of a Midwest, motel kind of guy. Maybe one day you’ll win the lottery and you can enjoy some of these experiences that us people without antisocial personality disorders take for granted. I know you’ll never be able to afford it from just your own work. It’d have to be the lottery. People like you don’t make it far. People just don’t like to be around people like you enough for you to ever be successful

Wew. Where is this pasta from?

What if we’re so desensitized that we just assume it’s a pasta even though he’s srs?

God I hope not. That would be quite the fantasy he’s cooked up.

you think someone would do that? just go on r/drama and seriouspost?

gross

That flair tho

Did we disable LongPostBot?!

I should probably go kick him

cannibal that lives under their parent’s stairs

If this is a Harry Potter reference you're going to hell.

Can't believe you don't know who Chompy Jack is. He was a key key character in Harry Potter and the Blizz Blozz of Blozz Bloom.

"Indubitably, Hermione, human thigh meat is a true finesse!"

"Oh, but Chompy Jack, I think Harry would prefer cornswazzles with lashings of ginger beer. Maybe some pemmican?"

"I have pemmican. What do you think happened to the rest of Neville?"

She got really lazy with the writing on that one

c h u d s

I vote that as gayest post of 2019

I've contracted GRIDS from the post

please donate to my GoFundMe

I will if you use to money to cut your dick off.

counter-offer: I cut it in half, shove it up my taint, and eat a gun a year later

Cut 40% of it.

Ever. Gayest post ever.

I came across it earlier naturally. Agreed

STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF

Have you seen the TIFU about boner panda suit guy? At least the capeshit comparison essay isnt written like that post

Ngl a story about something that can be described as "boner pandasuit guy" sounds way less gay, degenerate, and sad than this post.

Mueler report will be Harambe 2.0, an event after which nothing will ever be the same.

I hope AOC is replaced in the election so r/politics can screech about it being rigged.

She's going to get primaried hard over kicking Amazon. It's just Trump with tariffs. Talking about starting trade wars and kicking out companies that employ thousands might sound great to you fringe base, but actually doing it get the attention of the adults in the room.

The guy she beat last time will come back, take the race seriously, get fully funded by the party and the usual suspects, and send her back to her job pouring drinks for hipsters.

There's no way she's not hired by CNN of pMSNBC when she gets booted out

lol then she would finally go full Palin

gets elected -> say some stupid shit -> get hired by a cable as a talking head -> go back to your trailer park but this time as a multi-millionare

Checkmate, drumpfkins

I'm just bummed she's a millennial liberal, and as such we don't have a full family of lolcows to laugh at as she inevitably descends into obscurity.

Lol adults isnt her district bronx?

Unless the local Dems put up another beaner against her who can play the race card as effectively as she did, I doubt it.

It'll be funnier if she gets indicted over giving campaign donations to her mayo boyfriend.

If only thanos snapped the republicans, she would've won.

Teehee

Elizabeth Warren is Black Panther - because check her DNA test

Imagine thinking this comment is unironic

Read. Another. Medium.

Cringe

this is the gayest shit i have ever read on this site

Well, wait just a bit, I'm sure u/MasterLawlz is cooking up a new post to sticky.

even with lawlz shitposting, this takes the retard cake. once lawlz starts capeshit posting he will retake the throne

How did lawlz become a mod and without explaining the joke, do dramatards actually hate him or like hin

This place mods anyone whos entertaining to read. And compared to most of Reddit, Lawlzposts aren't that bad.

Whill Wheetan.

Hey now, lawlz may be a retarded faggot, but he's our retarded faggot

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I'll rape you

I just went to /r/ReachAround to see if I could find something gayer and you're right. Even stories about jacking another dude off while you have your dick up his ass isn't as gay as that post.

It's not an isolated comment, it spawned so much more. We need a plague so bad man.

That's what the anti-vaxxers are for

Wtf I love anti-vaxx now

I need a lawyer, that post gave me mesothelioma 😧

You may be entitled to financial compensation

u/ComedicSans is recovering from a clip of lead poisoning, but he’ll be around any day to help you.

RUDE.

I wouldn't be caught dead in Christchurch.

Excuse me, sir, but you're now under investigation by the NZ gov. and are being sued by the lefty mongs on Reddit that found your comment deplorable. If you'd like a solid defense attorney I'd be more than happy to direct you to my aunt inlaw's practice

I thought it couldn’t get worse than Harry Potter politics but this proved me wrong.

This is Pokemon Go to the polls level cringey.

This whole fucking website is so cringe why can’t these fuckers just be normal

This whole fucking website is so cringe why can’t these fuckers just be normal

But this is exactly why I come here. Every time I'm done staring at horror at the idiocy here, I always come away feeling great about myself.

posting in drama

being a lib

Oof

yikes y'all

Idk i like reddit because once in a blue moon you may find a funny subreddit that doesnt get shoah’d, or one based around a hobby where the users arent snobby dickheads and actually help each other

But thats asking for too much. Where are my trump-hatin, sob-story posting, karma-whoring feminist soy boys talking about unpacking innocuous statements? And my libtard genociding, culture war fighting, woman and minority oppressing conservative gaymers?

It's like watching Jerry Springer, only I don't have to actually see the grotesque, meth-addled weirdos.

These are things that should go through people's brains for a microsecond and then be dismissed with a "Ha. That thought was fucking stupid. Now what was I doing again?"

But these autists type out this shit and think others will enjoy reading them.

It's performance art. They're basically trying to out-#woke each other and the cringiest, most moronic comments always win.

And then other autists appreciate it so much that they pay money to let you know.

Other autists do enjoy reading it, and two people paid money to show the OP their appreciation. This is why I'm so pissed off all the time, fucking dumbass capeshitters.

Dude, r/Drama is filled with attention seeking 'mos. I thought this would be some sort of counteract to the Chapo dickheads, but it is fucking lame. Yuck.

Maybe it's time we accept Allah and his prophet Muhammad

We need to cancel capeshit.

I'd prefer to cancel whoever made that comment's reddit account.

This but unironically

Please nuke the West Kin Jong Un, we need to start over.

Wow. That was peak Reddit. Time to incinerate this website before they produce another one.

I wish there was a worksafe version of voat instead of just spamming “nigger” bc freeze peach

4chan is sfw less retarded Reddit if you stay out of /pol/ and NSFW boards

So Drama has literally turned into shitpoliticssays?

That face when r/politics is made fun of, and you feel the need to defend them...

You see me defending them?

Yes, hence what the fuck I wrote.

I wasn’t though, so get your eye checked.

There’s absolutely no drama in this post, it’s a shitty post but there’s no drama

Awww you gonna tattle to TMoR again, pussy?

He was definitely typing up the top minds post until you posted this

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Oh shit one of the regulars is mad I made fun of SPS.

I want die

Elizabeth Warren is Black Panther

Seriously, can we jump start the mayocide?

She wants to keep the inferior peoples out of her wonderful technological super-Utopia?

Like with a wall or something?

Where's TheReasonTrumpWon guy?

he abandoned this post, like god

/r/thereasontrumpwon and /r/ThisIsWhyTrumpWon exist

Anti-Cape Shit Action

WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE

I knew exactly which comment was coming up, too. Jesus what a fucking queer

Infinity war is unrealistic because it fails to mention thanos triple snapping reddit capeshitters after a cringe-induced seizure

More like HRC is Dr. Evil and AOC is Mini Me.

Bad Orange Man is obviously Goldmember.

It's all so tiresome

And these are the same faggots who totally pretended to be angry when Disney gobbled up FOX.

People who idolize these meatsack politicians are the biggest legit cucks of all time.

pls kill me

Where's the drama? r/drama is literally just conservative circlebroke.

Better than leftwing negareddit and circlebroke

Ehh it’s the same partisan circlejerking either way.

But being neither of those things would be the best option.

From the posted comment.

“Elizabeth Warren is Black Panther, because check her DNA test.”

Political leanings aside, that’s the most reeeeeeetarded shit I’ve seen in a minute.

It's both

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Hating capeshit is not a partisan issue

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Drama seems to be quite leftist if you ask me, just not completely nuts like SRD.

That OP is also a cape hero. Here he is in action:

http://www.morebydesign.com/public/Handi-Man-In-Living-Color-Damon-Wayans-Character.jpg

Handi Man was fucking great.

Donald Trump is Voldemort

That's gayer than 3 dudes fucking 1 dude.

Op commenter literally posts in r/askgaybros so you're pretty spot on

I love capeshit, and this is just fucking indefensible. It would be just as cringey if he used characters from actual literature like Don Quixote or Shakespeare, or if he went full retard and started comparing politicians to characters from Sonichu. There's a way to use fiction as a metaphor for the real world. This isn't it. This is a retarded child's view of the world. Not just a regular retarded child, either. This is the kid the other retards beat up for dragging down the curve.

TBD, the average level of American political discourse grows closer to Sonichu every day.

It would be just as cringey if he used characters from actual literature like Don Quixote or Shakespeare

No it wouldn't, you subhuman capeshitter. There is absolutely nothing that could be as cringey as the post we just bore witness to. Re-evaluate your life.

I'd be impressed if some redditor read Shakespeare or Don quite tbqh

It would be just as cringey if he used characters from actual literature like Don Quixote or Shakespeare

No.

What about Harry Potter?

Wizardshit

I unironically believe this person should be shot

At least the little faggots aren't making fucking Harry Potter references this time.

Aaand... this is drama because? Uh huh?

Fuck off liberal

Do be quiet, ragtag.

That's the cringiest thing I've seen in weeks.

christ

Fuck, that hurt reading down the thread. How do these losers function outside of reddit and discord?

This is a new level of cringe

Um sweaty why are there not more POC. Oh wait Elizabeth Warren is in there.

Batman is more entertaining than all of you dorks. Look at yourselves. Foid. C O P E. Memes. Super funny, guys.

Saying "capeshit" might be the lamest fruit shit I've ever heard.

Seethe

What?

Genocide all capeshitters

Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug!

I'm a Hindu you bigot

Then go get me a Khlav Kalash, stinky.

Stop watching children's movies you faggot.

Patrice O'Neal is great. You stink.

May Allah break your spine.

You don't even know who Patrice O'Neal is, you goober.

I consider not knowing him a good thing.

What?

fag

Bores Street on the corner of Snores Avenue

stfu nerd

Found the guy commenting, "we're in the endgame now," all over /r/politics.

When did I say that, sweetie?

OUT OUT OUT

Somebody sat down and wrote that without thinking for a second how fucking gay they are.

They didn't include Yang.

Yang.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end doing nothing. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than 1000$.

We'll punish our selfs making neetbux.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time doing nothing all to draw out a single extra Yang buck.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: making money, all day, the same work over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know every little detail such that some have attained such Yanger nirvana that they can do work blindfolded. (Lmao loser wagie)

Do these people have any idea how many revolutions have been fought, revolts started, kings and crowns destroyed in frustration? All to gain neetbux?

These boomers honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our 1000$? We're getting some more next month. They take our neetbux? Yangers aren't shy about making their money else where, or even asking our mom for it. They think calling us NEETs, losers, inflation starters is going to stop us? We've been called worse things by T_D boomers. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with parents and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that we don't give a shit it's a 1000 dollars lol.

Yangers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love neetbux. The worst thing you did in all of this was to take our neetbux. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another 1776.

I saw a post once that had a Robert Mueller themed "Santa Claus is Coming" parody song in it around Christmas and I wished Jesus was never born so that post could have never happened.

Praying for donut twitter, neoliberal soulless husks, the 5 remaining HRC diehards, and the Louise Mensch Maw of Madnes Twitter Crew (AKA Qanon for The Libs): they're gonna be on lifesupport tomorrow.

Elizabeth Warren is Black Panther - because check her DNA test

I'm sure he's trolling.

“Elizabeth Warren is Black Panther, because check her DNA test.”

Uhhhh. She did that already?

I feel ill

Having children between 1980-2000 was a mistake

May Allah break the disease riddled backs of those who worship capeshit.

Fantagraphics and Dark Horse are acceptable though.