I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
our salt mining threads are split out sparsely populated, this is the first time ive visited pol since the inauguration, but they have a few AMAZING twitter/reddit salt mining threads.
I attached a needle to a usb cord and plugged it into my laptop to try and mainline it faster.
the initial letter made it seem like he is also literally too retarded to actually indict on obstruction of justice charges because nobody can figure out his intent lmao
Heard Yang was gonna debate my nigga Ben shapiro on circumcision but I personally can’t fucking wait to watch Benny boi try to convice his zoomer white male audience that neetbux aren’t a good idea.
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
There was still foreign intervention but it was completely ineffective and Trump didn't win cause of it. Anthony Weiner and Hillary still ultimately caused it
I think Weiner had basically nothing to do with Hillary losing. I don’t think I’ve heard a single person in the last 2 years say, “I would have voted for Hillary, but damn that Tony Penis guy ruined it for her”
An investigation into Anthony Weiner caused the emails to be reopened which lowered Hillary's poll numbers just before the election, probably leading to Trump's victory
He won a bunch of states by 1.5% or less. Basically no one in history has threaded the needle like he did. He had support exactly where he needed it to just barely win.
Not to mention that she didn't do much campaigning, left out numerous states including the rust belt. On the day of the election, they disregarded the opinion of local workers and didn't move resources where it was needed. Partially because they were literally measuring up the White House for new furnishings and getting drunk.
Then I guess you are sharper than the Dems were. They could have said some shit about opening the coal mines back up and cucking top companies into locating to bumfuck West Virginia. Instead they just did nothing.
I think that's what all this hubbub has been about these past two years, in the end. Americans desperately rationalizing how a complete fucking idiot could be elected president.
You might have noticed that I never complain about politicians. I leave that to others. And there's no shortage of volunteers; everyone complains about politicians. Everyone says they suck. But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky; they don't pass through a membrane from a separate reality. They come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, and American businesses. And they're elected by American voters. This is what our system produces, folks. This is the best we can do. Let's face it, we have very little to work with. Garbage in, garbage out.
First past the post voting is dumb as shit to begin with. Sure, it makes a huge difference in terms of what the country wants if its 50.1% one way and 49.9% the other or vice versa.
On one hand I would like to see Trump loose and go berserk,plus have have all the smug right wing-cels taken down a notch.But on the other hand the prospect of Trump winning again and witnessing another nuclear meltdown on social media is probably higher.
Nah not a Civil War if Trump wins, it’s the Right that claims the Deep State is trying to assassinate Trumps toupee. Dems will just panic post if they lose, Reps will boycott the government if Trump loses.
Don't underestimate these guys. They already flipped the House. There are crappy Senators who want to play an obstructionist role. IE, see the bill that Trump had to veto. So they control about half of everything. Even the scotus leans left with Roberts as the swing. We need Trump to win in 2020 and across the board in the upper and lower chambers. We need RBG to be replaced by a great Trump pick.
Best of both worlds: someone neither party wants like Yang wins. Social media meltdown because no way he will be the democrats favorite, and trump supporter meltdown because trump lost.
At this point it does not matter who wins, dramacoin will rise regardless.
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
Most of us were libs before we were leftists, most of us excused a lot of shit.
I was a hardcore Obama fanboy. When the ICE stuff came more and more to light I didn’t even hear of it. When the wall street stuff came more and more to light I went “oh that’s not good but Obama is doing it in the interest of our nation.” When the drone stuff came out I went “oh that’s not good.” When the NSA stuff came out I went “This is bad, maybe there might be more out there than just liberalism.”
Everyone has breaking points, I eventually found mine because leftists kept pushing undeniable evidence in front of me. This is one of those moments, it will break a lot of people. The ones that don’t break will nevertheless be pushed closer to breaking if we do our jobs right
19 lawyers, 40 fbi agents, 2800 subpoenas, 500 warrants, 230 requests for communications records, 500 witnesses, 13 requests to foreign governments and they found no evidence of ANY American involved with the Russkies and their shitposters.
"The special counsel's investigation did not find that the Trump campaign or anyone associated with it conspired or coordinated with Russia in its efforts to influence the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election," the four-page letter sent to Congress states.
I did not find that you masturbated to gussy. I did find a dank sock and your computer was full of spyware. Had I not found these things, I would have used the very specific phrase "I found no evidence linking you to the alleged gussy incident".
You clearly have no idea how the legal system works. Whatsoever, be happy it came out this way. Otherwise it would mean that the “greatest democracy of all time” and the land of the free isn’t worth shit if some troll farms in Sankt Petersburg can decide who is going to be the POTUS.
The first involved attempts by a Russian organization, the Internet
Research Agency (IRA)
As
noted above, the Special Counsel did not ?nd that any US. person or Trump campaign of?cial or
associate conspired or knowingly coordinated with the IRA in its efforts, although the Special
Counsel brought criminal charges against a number of Russian nationals and entities in connection
with these activities.
Then
The second element involved the Russian government?s efforts to conduct computer
hacking operations designed to gather and disseminate information to influence the election.
But as noted above, the Special Counsel did not find that the
Trump campaign, or anyone associated with it, conspired or coordinated with the Russian
government in these efforts, despite multiple offers from Russian-affiliated individuals to assist
the Trump campaign.
Idk, my local McDick's had on some libertarian news channel where the host was going on about how the government was morally evil because it stole from him (read: taxes).
they do, literally the only time ive seen cnn since 2016 was in airports, and i still havent not seen cnn in 4 years and they didn't have the words "breaking news" and "trump" on the screen.
Most powerful lobbying group in America is called out by somali mommy, reaction from government is a unanimous vote proclaiming love for Israel. That isn't a problem the problem is a few shitposters and Facebook ads
I already posted this in another, lesser thread, but check the sheer level of cope on this guy's account. Imagine actually living your life in this way.
A white supremacist supporting bigot stole our election by using the services of Putin, himself a sexist homophobic dictator that is despised by his own people and kills journalists who are critical of him.
He's reworked the country into a disaster, ruined our economy with his tax handouts, tried to ban all Muslims but luckily got blocked by our courts, destroyed the good name of the presidency and made us a laughing stock to the world.
And now we can't even get him indicted for obvious crimes, with a mountain of evidence being reported by all the mainstream news for the last 2 years.
Something is seriously wrong here, and the only way to stop this is have a huge blue wave in 2020 and make sure Republicans never get elected again. We have to ban propaganda from the Internet, we have to go after right wing sites that push this racist narrative to scare white people into voting for nativists like Trump. Its the only way that we stop regressing and continue the progress that Obama started.
It's possible, but loads of his other posts are gigantic tirades which are completely original. He may be a troll, but if he is, it's a decent amount of effort. He may also be the liberal equivalent of the gamers who still post the "They targeted gamers." copypasta unironically because they miss the joke and think it's cool.
Man that whole clock thing almost feels like a bad dream. I can’t believe that was real. Actually the last couple of years don’t feel real at all come to think of it.
His supporters will never give up on him. Imagine you're a white middle-aged plus low to middle education voter. You grew up in a time of relative fiscal ease (1950's to 1990's) and opportunity. Which, in economic terms basically refers to barriers to entry. They were low. College was relatively inexpensive...and even then diplomas were not a requirement for so many jobs. Tradeskill professions paid well.
Further, the labor market was decent. Wage growth was fairly decent. Home prices were relatively low. Basically shit was pretty good and it wasn't that hard to establish oneself.
Fast forward to today, college debt is massive. Home prices are soaring in most markets. Wage growth is flat or negative relative to inflation. Basically, our labor markets are all fucked up.
Why are they all fucked up? The real answer has mostly to do with a fundamental shift in the economies of first-world countries away from production and toward services and investments. This is great in a lot of ways. However, it sucks if you aren't an executive-type employee. It sucks worse when everyone starts realizing this and floods the American university system with applicants (see e.g. late 1990's to 2000's) only to realize that the market for executive type labor has only marginally increased and the number of people competing for those jobs is soaring. It sucks worse when that begins to flatline low level executive compensation. It sucks worse when those jobs become fungible due to a flooded labor market. So basically, you can get a job...but you have to spend a bunch of time and money to get there and when you get there you find yourself not as valued and deeply in debt. It sucks even worse when those people who are valued in the new economy decide that real estate is a great investment strategy and start inflating the markets by purchasing income properties which raise prices, which cause them to raise rents and thus decrease the ability to achieve meaningful living wage status. The inflated market creates incredible barriers to entry for even moderately skilled workers, thus ending the American homeownership system and creating more long-term renters than at any time in history. This leads to aggregation of wealth and to historical levels of paycheck-to-paycheck existence largely predicated on debt service and rent (neither of which are wealth generators).
Economic drivers are no longer reliant on moderately skilled labor. Economic drivers are now centered on investment, service and highly skilled labor. This is causing a heavy distortion in real wage growth and massive economic inequality. This inequality creates a huge social problem. Economic insecurity and flat wage growth aren't that bad when everyone's down...but when Pete gets a new Ferrari and drives it down Main Street while Fred is struggling to make it to the 15th...Fred feels really bad about himself...in a way he wouldn't if Pete was nursing his last BMW through year 14.
This economic insecurity is terrifying. Economic hardship is a leading cause of depression, anxiety, familial distress...and amongst males is the single leading cause of suicides...the rates of which are also steadily increasing.
Bottom line: Nowadays you have to go to school for longer and spend more money to get a worse job, which then doesn't even guarantee you a modicum of economic security. People are mad and scared. It seems fundamentally unfair.
If only there was some solution to this cyclical problem that would both make me feel better about myself, have someone else to blame and be incredibly simple.
Immigrants. See? Isn't that an easier explanation. We would be so much better off if we didn't have any. Labor market is messed up? Immigrants competing for wages. Housing market is messed up? Immigrants flooding our cities. "We" could have such a great society that fits our nostalgic economic view if only "we" weren't burdened by leeches who drain our country's resources and cost us jobs.
Now see? You're part of a club now! Proud White Americans standing up for their traditional values (code for nostalgic economic view). And you're better than them! This club is great! We know things no one else knows, we get to feel better about ourselves and we have someone else to blame for our problems! Further, we know exactly what we're looking for because we saw it 30 years ago. This club is great! It's more than a club, it's like some sort of...clan or something.
This is the source of loyalty. Trump makes them feel superior. Trump makes them feel like part of a club. Trump gives them an easy explanation for a complex set of economic and social problems. AND! As a bonus, Trump gives cover to the ruling economic class because in Trump's racial-blame permission structure, no one is lifting up the rocks they're hiding under and seeing that some of the real drivers of economic insecurity are hiding there.
Well he's still with her so he's like in the top 1% of black fathers probably. Online shit posts regardless, that's basically a given with dad's anyway.
Assuming he isn't trolling, I'd bet he has schizophrenia or some shit. It's easy to forget that actual crazy people have access to the internet, unless they make it super apparent by talking about gang stalking or whatever. But that dude is literally insane.
We all know he's guilty, its been proven every day on our TV's, our Twitter streams, our Reddit front page posts. Mueller should have just hired PoppinKREAM, all the information is already out there.
We all know he's guilty, its been proven every day on our TV's, our Twitter streams, our Reddit front page posts. Mueller should have just hired PoppinKREAM, all the information is already out there.
Yep, Russians are the ones who created T_D and pushed a wedge between the Bernie and Hillary supporters. In reality, we're both on the same side, its the Trumptards that are on the wrong side of history.
My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of tofu and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of tofu out of her hand.
She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Trump not guilty ?
This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in.
I want Trump to go to jail so that we can fiz the world.
I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was finished???? This is so fucked.
Lol they've already started lying to try and say that Trump is still guilty.
Everyone keeps quoting this line "while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him" to make it sound like it's about the russians but it's just referring to obstruction of justice.
Jesus christ it's such a blatant lie but no one's going to pick up on it because these people who are ready to take the streets because of this are too lazy to read a 4 page summary for themselves. They'll just trust some redditor's selective quoting.
Pretending anyone gives a fuck about that or it's any sort of win is pure cope. It's been non stop screeching about RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR for the last 2 years.
I thought the dems would pivot to "muh obstruction" but I doubt they can now b/c Barr summary said in his summary that the report specifically says that there is no evidence of obstruction.
Also, if you read the Comey personal memos, he said during a conversation with POTUS that Trump asked him to investigate to see if anyone on his team was conspiring and bring them down. He literally was helping the investigation. Obstruction will never bear any fruit. Just another COPE mechanism.
Yeah, now we enter the even more delicious release everything so we can see why he made no determination phase. Hold your bussy, dramanauts, it gets better.
As much as I'd love to see the procedures of prosecuting a sitting President, Dems should just realize the optics of pursuing an obstruction of justice charge is retarded. They can easily win the next one if they actually focus on important shit instead of looking at Native American DNA and nitpicking a Muslim over defending Israel.
Yeah, focus on a) something that hasn't happened yet -- then get blamed for "talking down the economy" -- or b) something they're just as guilty of creating as republicans are plus (and you know this one is coming no matter what) c) more identity politics.
Maybe instead of telling the plebes what they should want democrats should listen to their fucking constituents.
Don't underestimate the pro life retards, though. When they get told that women are getting their babies killed after the babies are born because they changed their mind about having a baby, the fucking retards actually believe it.
I shouldn't be surprised they are already spinning like a tornado but it just impresses me how dems keep having these glorious BTFO moments that they ultimately bring unto themselves.
When I first saw The_Mueller subreddit, it reeked of Monday Morning Quarterback DNC/Clinton campaign astroturfing. Douche chills. The fact The_Mueller is now an embarrassment that will help Daddy Trump in 2020 pretty much confirms Clinton campaign involvement.
Exactly why I said nothing would come of this. If his handlers all colluded, they would have known Trump himself is too much of an idiot to trust with that knowledge himself.
It should be noted that this is AG Barr’s summary. The whole thing hasn’t actually been released yet, I believe. Also it was stated that this doesn’t exactly exonerate Trump, since collusion is likely not the only thing he was being investigated for.
What I’m trying to say is, hold onto your butts, because I’m getting the feeling this ride ain’t over yet.
I can't even handle it right now lads, it's like the day Brexit won the vote, I want to just freeze the internet for a while as I read through all the fucking COPE. Oh my god.
I don't even like Trump but this is fucking hilarious, the one stick the libs have been beating him with for the past 3 years just disintegrated in their hands. Probably would've been a better idea to go after his policies instead of some conspiracy theory bullshit. Now they're going to do what they did after the election, and double down on their unsuccessful strategy by claiming it was all sabotaged by Russia or some nonsense.
I don't even like Trump but this is fucking hilarious, the one stick the libs have been beating him with for the past 3 years just disintegrated in their hands.
It's more like they hit themselves in the face with it and realised it's not a stick, it's frozen shit that is now flowing down their head.
This is Barr’s summary of the report. Barr is a known hack and why anyone would trust this is beyond me
Hit me back when we have the full report and it still shows nothing. Barr will be in front of congress next week and Muellar won’t be far behind him, assuming the report is not released
Actually, most days I end up wishing my life was a bit more empty, lmfao.
Anyway, here's Gold.
Thank you for coming home
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
I left them here, I could have sworn
These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away
Just another play for today
Oh, but I'm proud of you, but I'm proud of you
Nothing left to make me feel small
Luck has left me standing so tall
Gold (gold)
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructable
Always believe in
'Cause you are gold (gold)
Glad that you're bound to return
There's something I could have learned
You're indestructable
Always believe in
After the rush has gone
I hope you find a little more time
Remember, we were partners in crime
It's only two years ago
The man with the suit and the pace
You knew that he was there on the case
Now he's in love with you, he's in love with you
My love is like a high prison wall
But you could leave me standing so tall
Gold (gold)
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructable
Always believe in
'Cause you are gold (gold)
Glad that you're bound to return
There's something I could have learned
You're indestructable
Always believe in
My love is like a high prison wall
But you could leave me standing so tall
Gold (gold)
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructable
Always believe in
'Cause you are gold (gold)
Glad that you're bound to return
There's something I could have learned
You're indestructable
Always believe in
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
It's what happens when people are presented with information that they struggle to accept for one reason or another. Rage, lashing out, deflection, projection, any number of reactions can be COPE. Check the op link sorted by new, and you'll see it in the wild.
You really should edit your user name. You're means you are. What you were looking for is your_mum_mate.
Unless, you are purposely trying to be my mum?
Get it together. Know your vocabulary.
God I fucking hate trump's beliefs and policies but he is great for dramacoin, which is all I really care about in politics. So glad this happened and hope he drives this bitch into the ground.
Fuck the Republicans. Fuck the South. Fuck the flyover states. Fuck a third of Maine. 2/3rds Nebraska. Fuck Alaska. Fuck the coal miners. Fuck the scared old people. Fuck 60% of white people. Fuck the non-voters. Fuck the electoral system that produces minority elected presidents. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the Federalist Society. Fuck the Heritage Foundation. Fuck Reagan's rotting corpse. Fuck Newt Gingrich who solidified this bull shit. Fuck Nixon for everything. Fuck Goldwater. Fuck Roger Ailes and Fox News. Fuck the rich assholes who fund all this. Fuck Evangelical Christians. Fuck pro-life Catholics. Fuck 3rd generation immigrants who vote for anti-immigration policies without a hint of irony. Fuck the Mormons. Fuck turtle man. Fuck his corrupt-ass wife. Fuck everyone who will be on the wrong side of history. Fuck the two illegitimate supreme court members now. Fuck the other 3 asshats on their too. Fuck Pence. Fuck the Kochs.
Vote with the intensity and anger one brings into war. Take every opportunity to make these assholes scared.
A white supremacist supporting bigot stole our election by using the services of Putin, himself a sexist homophobic dictator that is despised by his own people and kills journalists who are critical of him.
He's reworked the country into a disaster, ruined our economy with his tax handouts, tried to ban all Muslims but luckily got blocked by our courts, destroyed the good name of the presidency and made us a laughing stock to the world.
And now we can't even get him indicted for obvious crimes, with a mountain of evidence being reported by all the mainstream news for the last 2 years.
Something is seriously wrong here, and the only way to stop this is have a huge blue wave in 2020 and make sure Republicans never get elected again. We have to ban propaganda from the Internet, we have to go after right wing sites that push this racist narrative to scare white people into voting for nativists like Trump. Its the only way that we stop regressing and continue the progress that Obama started.
No, what retarded is claiming "you can't prove a negative." Of course you can prove a negative its call evidence of absence you may want look it up sometime.
It’s hilarious how this report is completely absent from the top of the Reddit News tab after 2 years of all consuming obsession over it. Even funnier that I’m it’s place, there’s a post about how a user poll says there was obstruction.
I said three years ago some of Trump's people will go down but, unless he does something stupid and illegal in the process, Trump himself will be untouched.
It was obvious from the start he wasn't some Machiavellian puppet GRU asset, for better or worse Trump is just a loudmouth retard.
Mueller finds there was not enough evidence to conclude without a reasonable doubt there was collusion with Russia. But Americans don't understand nuance.
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1 SJCards 2019-03-24
😍😘
1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-24
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 loli_esports 2019-03-24
just watched an anime with a loli and that loli should be banned asap
1 [deleted] 2019-03-24
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1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
t.co links are autospammed by Reddit.
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
Fuck. One sec.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Reapproved.
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
😘
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-24
Thanks daddy <3 Wanted to share this
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Fuck my bets were wrong.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-24
our salt mining threads are split out sparsely populated, this is the first time ive visited pol since the inauguration, but they have a few AMAZING twitter/reddit salt mining threads.
I attached a needle to a usb cord and plugged it into my laptop to try and mainline it faster.
1 Why_yang_will_win 2019-03-24
1 SIR-OSWALD-MOSLEY 2019-03-24
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1 SJCards 2019-03-24
/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won: he was literally too retarded to successfully coordinate with the Russians.
1 duckraul2 2019-03-24
the initial letter made it seem like he is also literally too retarded to actually indict on obstruction of justice charges because nobody can figure out his intent lmao
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
Unironically plausible. I still would've expected Trump Jr., or another of his sycophants, to have managed. SAD!
1 solowng 2019-03-24
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bulshit.
1 seenten 2019-03-24
😍
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-24
Fuck it I'm on board.
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
S E C U R E
1 duckraul2 2019-03-24
T H E
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-24
FORESKINS
1 Hydepucci 2019-03-24
Heard Yang was gonna debate my nigga Ben shapiro on circumcision but I personally can’t fucking wait to watch Benny boi try to convice his zoomer white male audience that neetbux aren’t a good idea.
1 KalebCS 2019-03-24
Ben is a fucking hypocrite, he's gonna pull the religious card and make Yang drop the argument altogether.
1 cumsocket 2019-03-24
W A I FU S
1 ZA_Brit 2019-03-24
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
1 igq98 2019-03-24
Based and thousand-dollarpiled
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-24
Based
1 hodd01 2019-03-24
C O P E
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-24
Imagine thinking Americans need foreign propaganda to vote for a retard.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
There was still foreign intervention but it was completely ineffective and Trump didn't win cause of it. Anthony Weiner and Hillary still ultimately caused it
1 nomad1c 2019-03-24
1 Bteatesthighlander1 2019-03-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK4it0VpxFU
1 manbra 2019-03-24
The Arjony Weiner showtime doc was actually pretty good. And he was busted texting that girl half way through hahah
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
He got the email investigation reopened just before the election by being a pedo
1 nomad1c 2019-03-24
dongs
1 DontcarexX 2019-03-24
I think Weiner had basically nothing to do with Hillary losing. I don’t think I’ve heard a single person in the last 2 years say, “I would have voted for Hillary, but damn that Tony Penis guy ruined it for her”
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
An investigation into Anthony Weiner caused the emails to be reopened which lowered Hillary's poll numbers just before the election, probably leading to Trump's victory
1 DontcarexX 2019-03-24
Oh shit big if true
1 Ennui2778 2019-03-24
That's literally what happened.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-24
Trump won a bunch of critical states by ~0.1%, so this theory doesn't seem completely crazy.
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
He won a bunch of states by 1.5% or less. Basically no one in history has threaded the needle like he did. He had support exactly where he needed it to just barely win.
1 SpineEater 2019-03-24
Basically how you run a business. Play to the margins you need, anything else is a waste of resources.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
George W. "Jeb! stole me the election" Bush.
1 ZardokAllen 2019-03-24
Probably because he actually campaigned where he needed to
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
I'd say it swung her about 1%. Still enough to lose the election though.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
There’s a shift in the RCP of around 1.5% down for Clinton and 3% up for Trump around the time of the Weiner email leak. 3% of voters around that time went for Trump going off that, half Clinton half undecided
1 Tony49UK 2019-03-24
Not to mention that she didn't do much campaigning, left out numerous states including the rust belt. On the day of the election, they disregarded the opinion of local workers and didn't move resources where it was needed. Partially because they were literally measuring up the White House for new furnishings and getting drunk.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-03-24
There is so much condensed autism in your post
1 tater_twats 2019-03-24
Thank god for the electoral college or that retard would be the current president.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
Trump literally speaks at a 3rd grade level and can't formulate a coherent sentence lmao.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-24
That’s why he won.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
I'm well aware his retardation appealed to his fellow retards.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-24
Then I guess you are sharper than the Dems were. They could have said some shit about opening the coal mines back up and cucking top companies into locating to bumfuck West Virginia. Instead they just did nothing.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
I'd rather lose every election than pander to rural morons. Demographics are against them anyway.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-24
Baste and ivory tower-pilled.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-24
you always say this, but have no evidence it is true.
Second generation latinos are conservative.
blacks kill all their babies in the womb.
and whites get conservative as they get older.
The left only preys on young idealistic people who don't know any better. IT's why they want to lower the voting age to 16.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
I've posted evidence multiple times. go look at vote totals from 2016, if you want a more in depth look at the data, here you go:
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Gonna need some citation showing second generation latinos vote republican.
And they've been doing that for a long time, their population is still going up while the white population goes down.
Not actually true, there's a clear drop in conservative views by generation, even by age.
Democrats win like every age group other than 55+ and 65+ lmao.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-24
wish granted lmao
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
2018 says hi.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-24
that shit always changes up when theres a new president though
you know what else always happens with a new president? re election
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-24
You realize like 20% of presidents have gotten a second term, right?
The fact you think presidents automatically get 2 terms is... hilarious, especially one as incompetent as Trump.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-24
not all of them just the controversial divisive ones, forgot to write that
1 Marcus_McTavish 2019-03-24
But I thought minorities were the uneducated ones 🤔🤔
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-24
Are white people minorities yet
1 Marcus_McTavish 2019-03-24
Once the mayocide starts they will be
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-24
no u
1 BurningKiwi 2019-03-24
SAD!
1 seenten 2019-03-24
lol this retard made a crypost for getting banned
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-24
I think that's what all this hubbub has been about these past two years, in the end. Americans desperately rationalizing how a complete fucking idiot could be elected president.
1 Ideasforfree 2019-03-24
-George Carlin
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
How did America elect an imbecile? Well, America, take a look in the mirror.
1 bunker_man 2019-03-24
First past the post voting is dumb as shit to begin with. Sure, it makes a huge difference in terms of what the country wants if its 50.1% one way and 49.9% the other or vice versa.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-24
Who would win? $200 worth of Facebook ads or the oldest democracy in the world?
1 MoreSpikes 2019-03-24
Who would win? Centuries old political party or legions of obese, retarded coal miners?
1 EuphoricUtopia 2019-03-24
you got some trumptard deported
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-24
I knew it, Mueller was in on it the whole time.
He was hired to intimidate witnesses and covert it up.
1 spergling_ 2019-03-24
C O P E
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P
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1 regionalfire 2019-03-24
Take a seat boys and enjoy the show
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-24
Thank you Americans, for keeping this sub alive.
We look forward to REEEEEelection 2020 with great interest and expectations.
1 ATissu 2019-03-24
Yeah this is the type of agendaposting i can get behind
1 ESTLR 2019-03-24
On one hand I would like to see Trump loose and go berserk,plus have have all the smug right wing-cels taken down a notch.But on the other hand the prospect of Trump winning again and witnessing another nuclear meltdown on social media is probably higher.
1 Snowayne2 2019-03-24
Both time lines are so much more dramatic than anything we've ever seen that I think causality will collapse and end our universe.
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-03-24
A fitting end tbqh
1 nomad1c 2019-03-24
trump losing would be pretty boring. they'd just go back to bleating about FEMA death camps
trump winning would probably cause a civil war or something
1 DontcarexX 2019-03-24
Nah not a Civil War if Trump wins, it’s the Right that claims the Deep State is trying to assassinate Trumps toupee. Dems will just panic post if they lose, Reps will boycott the government if Trump loses.
1 seenten 2019-03-24
They just flopped back to loving the FBI again so I guess their deep state designation has been revoked.
1 Gogo-gadget-faggot 2019-03-24
I would love nothing more than him to win again and watch the complete and total meltdown of social media.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-24
I'm in favor of whatever makes Twitter the angriest
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2019-03-24
Twitter is always angry, my dude.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-24
I want to see Turbo Twitter C O P E Anger, though.
1 Acsvf 2019-03-24
Twitter is mostly lefties so that's gonna be a Trump win.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-03-24
Or I’d like to see a left leaning person that Twitter hates win
1 Acsvf 2019-03-24
Tulsi Gabbard then?
1 _Green_Shadow123 2019-03-24
Hahaha. You can still find the reaction videos on YouTube, they're fuckin hysterical lmao
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-24
Leftoids remain smug as hell regardless of what's happening in the world.
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
Trump is no better than a neoliberal anyway
They're both imperialists
1 TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 2019-03-24
This report guaranteed his re-election. No one is going to trust the dems now.
1 trump2016fanfan 2019-03-24
Don't underestimate these guys. They already flipped the House. There are crappy Senators who want to play an obstructionist role. IE, see the bill that Trump had to veto. So they control about half of everything. Even the scotus leans left with Roberts as the swing. We need Trump to win in 2020 and across the board in the upper and lower chambers. We need RBG to be replaced by a great Trump pick.
1 preserved_fish 2019-03-24
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-24
Hmmmmmm
1 CousinMabel 2019-03-24
Best of both worlds: someone neither party wants like Yang wins. Social media meltdown because no way he will be the democrats favorite, and trump supporter meltdown because trump lost.
At this point it does not matter who wins, dramacoin will rise regardless.
1 tick1e 2019-03-24
🤗🤣😤😤😤
1 Plumfruits 2019-03-24
🍿🍿🍿 🍿
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
1 knuckleheadmcspas 2019-03-24
No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.
No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
mmm nice pasta
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
Fresh from this brainlet in r/the_Mueller.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
No, it's not. I've seen this before, that guy's trolling them
1 Psyman2 2019-03-24
Pasta itself is much older.
Guy you linked used it multiple times already, albeit in slightly different variations.
Iirc the thing is from early 2017.
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
Yeah, he’s looking like a bit of a RecallRethuglicans type.
1 DoctorMort 2019-03-24
They complain about bots and then they upvote and gild people for posting the same comment hundreds of times.
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-03-24
It's far from fresh.
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
OUT OUT OUT
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
😬😬😬
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
Oopsie doopsie
Sorry Daddy it was just 2tasty2resist
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
Go forth and find more fresh pasta as penance.
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
Mod mod mod, ban this nerd for caring about upboats!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
/u/bussysmalls has 1 hour to find fresh & authentic pasta tastier than what he just ate, otherwise yes.
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
Does it count if I made it myself, fresh n spicy?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
No
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
Dis gud?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
Eh, good enough
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
Thank u Daddy but I'll keep looking for tasty pasta anyways to keep my community healthy
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-24
😘
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
😏
1 bussysmalls 2019-03-24
In that case SNAPPY QUOTE NOW
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
It’s evidently an older copypasta. 🤷♂️ I didn’t recognize it either.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-24
19 lawyers, 40 fbi agents, 2800 subpoenas, 500 warrants, 230 requests for communications records, 500 witnesses, 13 requests to foreign governments and they found no evidence of ANY American involved with the Russkies and their shitposters.
1 high_side 2019-03-24
That's not what it says at all.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Yeah but reading takes time.
1 Luxignis 2019-03-24
1 high_side 2019-03-24
I did not find that you masturbated to gussy. I did find a dank sock and your computer was full of spyware. Had I not found these things, I would have used the very specific phrase "I found no evidence linking you to the alleged gussy incident".
1 Luxignis 2019-03-24
You clearly have no idea how the legal system works. Whatsoever, be happy it came out this way. Otherwise it would mean that the “greatest democracy of all time” and the land of the free isn’t worth shit if some troll farms in Sankt Petersburg can decide who is going to be the POTUS.
1 high_side 2019-03-24
Damn, lawyered 😿
1 wooden_bedpost 2019-03-24
C O P E
1 high_side 2019-03-24
K
1 telandrias 2019-03-24
Ive never seen so many people mad that their election was legitimate
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-24
Then
1 zero237 2019-03-24
https://imgur.com/HGSxOpS
1 seenten 2019-03-24
Harambe lives?
1 byobombs 2019-03-24
Ok very epic and very relevant meme posting gentle sir. One upboat for a fellow narwhal 😎👍
1 high_side 2019-03-24
!redditsilver
1 seenten 2019-03-24
😴😴😴
1 byobombs 2019-03-24
Did you fall asleep frendo? I thought we were making le epic memes B)
1 TheLiveGhost 2019-03-24
C-OPE-NN
1 ip_127_0_0_1 2019-03-24
https://edition.cnn.com/
1 reebokpumps 2019-03-24
Y I K E S
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-03-24
>CNN
Not even airports show this dribble anymore
1 pmullet 2019-03-24
It’s McDonald’s TV-tier
1 DannyLee90 2019-03-24
Idk, my local McDick's had on some libertarian news channel where the host was going on about how the government was morally evil because it stole from him (read: taxes).
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-24
See, that's something I'd expect a giant soulless company to say.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-24
they do, literally the only time ive seen cnn since 2016 was in airports, and i still havent not seen cnn in 4 years and they didn't have the words "breaking news" and "trump" on the screen.
1 high_side 2019-03-24
> dribble
Wow.
1 Patsy02 2019-03-24
Dribble my balls am i right lmao
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-03-24
Bone Apple Teeth
1 Tobans 2019-03-24
Lmao. You can't even spell drivel 😂😂😂
1 Bluewhaleswimmer 2019-03-24
As a europoor radical centrist.
OMEGALUL
1 high_side 2019-03-24
Use the regular alphabet.
1 high_side 2019-03-24
That's not really it but titles like these are great for dramacoin.
1 DuBBle 2019-03-24
How is that not really it?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-24
he's COPING
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-24
Coping? In my Drama sub?
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-24
It's more likely than you'd think.
1 high_side 2019-03-24
See: Nunes memo.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-03-24
🎉🍿🎆🎊
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-03-24
DADDYYYYY 😍😍😍😈😈😈👅👅👅
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-24
Most powerful lobbying group in America is called out by somali mommy, reaction from government is a unanimous vote proclaiming love for Israel. That isn't a problem the problem is a few shitposters and Facebook ads
1 UBIisLazy 2019-03-24
Oy vey
1 CivilTurnover 2019-03-24
Here's how Trump can still be indicted, by HA Goodman.
1 -Shank- 2019-03-24
HAHA Goodman
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
I already posted this in another, lesser thread, but check the sheer level of cope on this guy's account. Imagine actually living your life in this way.
1 saberb13 2019-03-24
Hooooly Fucking shit someone should mod that guy
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
In many ways he's already been modded by life.
1 saberb13 2019-03-24
I honestly think he’s LARPing right now
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
If he is, that's one hell of a LARP. I choose to believe.
1 ExpressoMcPresso 2019-03-24
Dude is having a total mental breakdown lmfao
1 ForumPolice 2019-03-24
Good. Let him go insane
1 mrsuns10 2019-03-24
I want links to all the breakdowns going on
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
MUH INSTITUTIONS N NORMS R GUNNA SAVE US
1 haulingtaters 2019-03-24
He's a great hysterical cope copypasta generator.
A white supremacist supporting bigot stole our election by using the services of Putin, himself a sexist homophobic dictator that is despised by his own people and kills journalists who are critical of him.
He's reworked the country into a disaster, ruined our economy with his tax handouts, tried to ban all Muslims but luckily got blocked by our courts, destroyed the good name of the presidency and made us a laughing stock to the world.
And now we can't even get him indicted for obvious crimes, with a mountain of evidence being reported by all the mainstream news for the last 2 years.
Something is seriously wrong here, and the only way to stop this is have a huge blue wave in 2020 and make sure Republicans never get elected again. We have to ban propaganda from the Internet, we have to go after right wing sites that push this racist narrative to scare white people into voting for nativists like Trump. Its the only way that we stop regressing and continue the progress that Obama started.
1 hi_0 2019-03-24
Full meltdown, wish we could ping, this is what it was designed for
1 Gugulen1 2019-03-24
He actually posted the "It's time to stop pretending there are two equal sides!1!!" pasta. Think he's a troll?
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
It's possible, but loads of his other posts are gigantic tirades which are completely original. He may be a troll, but if he is, it's a decent amount of effort. He may also be the liberal equivalent of the gamers who still post the "They targeted gamers." copypasta unironically because they miss the joke and think it's cool.
1 gilmore606 2019-03-24
To all the T_D idiots coming in: The clock is running out on your orange Cheeto Benito.
You hear it?
Tick tock.
Tick tock Trumpkins.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
What's that ticking sound?
Oh, nice clock, Ahmed.
1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2019-03-24
Man that whole clock thing almost feels like a bad dream. I can’t believe that was real. Actually the last couple of years don’t feel real at all come to think of it.
1 umar4812 2019-03-24
Want to bring it to the White House?
1 ExpressoMcPresso 2019-03-24
Gamers are a targeted group in America, what are you talking about? Gamers are the most oppressed working class in America.
1 ExpressoMcPresso 2019-03-24
Gamers rise up
1 SpacemanSkiff 2019-03-24
Oh my god. I should post that pasta in a few places, get a bunch of gold, then replace it with Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
1 Sir_Panache 2019-03-24
Do it
1 DoctorMort 2019-03-24
He's not. He's just an NPC. It gets him thousands of updoots and gold, so his dopamine receptors tell him to keep doing it.
1 sub2tine 2019-03-24
he has to be a troll. he’s just making so much new copypasta.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
pls
1 briaen 2019-03-24
Yeah. I didn’t read the long novels but one short post said he/she was going to dust off their pussy hat and take to the streets.
1 100percentdegenerate 2019-03-24
look at his posts dude theres no way this guy is being serious, his first post references mudsharks lol
1 DannyLee90 2019-03-24
Every single one of those comments could be a new Snappy quote.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-24
His supporters will never give up on him. Imagine you're a white middle-aged plus low to middle education voter. You grew up in a time of relative fiscal ease (1950's to 1990's) and opportunity. Which, in economic terms basically refers to barriers to entry. They were low. College was relatively inexpensive...and even then diplomas were not a requirement for so many jobs. Tradeskill professions paid well.
Further, the labor market was decent. Wage growth was fairly decent. Home prices were relatively low. Basically shit was pretty good and it wasn't that hard to establish oneself.
Fast forward to today, college debt is massive. Home prices are soaring in most markets. Wage growth is flat or negative relative to inflation. Basically, our labor markets are all fucked up.
Why are they all fucked up? The real answer has mostly to do with a fundamental shift in the economies of first-world countries away from production and toward services and investments. This is great in a lot of ways. However, it sucks if you aren't an executive-type employee. It sucks worse when everyone starts realizing this and floods the American university system with applicants (see e.g. late 1990's to 2000's) only to realize that the market for executive type labor has only marginally increased and the number of people competing for those jobs is soaring. It sucks worse when that begins to flatline low level executive compensation. It sucks worse when those jobs become fungible due to a flooded labor market. So basically, you can get a job...but you have to spend a bunch of time and money to get there and when you get there you find yourself not as valued and deeply in debt. It sucks even worse when those people who are valued in the new economy decide that real estate is a great investment strategy and start inflating the markets by purchasing income properties which raise prices, which cause them to raise rents and thus decrease the ability to achieve meaningful living wage status. The inflated market creates incredible barriers to entry for even moderately skilled workers, thus ending the American homeownership system and creating more long-term renters than at any time in history. This leads to aggregation of wealth and to historical levels of paycheck-to-paycheck existence largely predicated on debt service and rent (neither of which are wealth generators).
Economic drivers are no longer reliant on moderately skilled labor. Economic drivers are now centered on investment, service and highly skilled labor. This is causing a heavy distortion in real wage growth and massive economic inequality. This inequality creates a huge social problem. Economic insecurity and flat wage growth aren't that bad when everyone's down...but when Pete gets a new Ferrari and drives it down Main Street while Fred is struggling to make it to the 15th...Fred feels really bad about himself...in a way he wouldn't if Pete was nursing his last BMW through year 14.
This economic insecurity is terrifying. Economic hardship is a leading cause of depression, anxiety, familial distress...and amongst males is the single leading cause of suicides...the rates of which are also steadily increasing.
Bottom line: Nowadays you have to go to school for longer and spend more money to get a worse job, which then doesn't even guarantee you a modicum of economic security. People are mad and scared. It seems fundamentally unfair.
If only there was some solution to this cyclical problem that would both make me feel better about myself, have someone else to blame and be incredibly simple.
Immigrants. See? Isn't that an easier explanation. We would be so much better off if we didn't have any. Labor market is messed up? Immigrants competing for wages. Housing market is messed up? Immigrants flooding our cities. "We" could have such a great society that fits our nostalgic economic view if only "we" weren't burdened by leeches who drain our country's resources and cost us jobs.
Now see? You're part of a club now! Proud White Americans standing up for their traditional values (code for nostalgic economic view). And you're better than them! This club is great! We know things no one else knows, we get to feel better about ourselves and we have someone else to blame for our problems! Further, we know exactly what we're looking for because we saw it 30 years ago. This club is great! It's more than a club, it's like some sort of...clan or something.
This is the source of loyalty. Trump makes them feel superior. Trump makes them feel like part of a club. Trump gives them an easy explanation for a complex set of economic and social problems. AND! As a bonus, Trump gives cover to the ruling economic class because in Trump's racial-blame permission structure, no one is lifting up the rocks they're hiding under and seeing that some of the real drivers of economic insecurity are hiding there.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Longpostbot has gone missing recently, so I'll do it.
Nurse, he's off his meds again.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-24
I miss posty, pasta does't taste the same.
1 Lukthar123 2019-03-24
Your Pulitzer is in the mail
1 LobotomistCircu 2019-03-24
I know it's pasta, but the first half of it still does bum me out quite a bit as something that's mostly true.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-24
I'm gonna have to ask you to keep ur giant dumps in the toilet and out of my replies
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
unironically agree with this
1 bee_dl 2019-03-24
Lmao
hory shet
1 moush 2019-03-24
probably rape and she's a devout catholic so she stuck with the kid
1 DodgeIvan 2019-03-24
That kid is hers And not his lol
1 moush 2019-03-24
That also explains it.
1 Fred_Dickler 2019-03-24
Neither of them are wearing a ring btw
1 ForumPolice 2019-03-24
The actual rate is ridiculous. Like the chance of a single mother with a mixed kid is like 79%
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
Well he's still with her so he's like in the top 1% of black fathers probably. Online shit posts regardless, that's basically a given with dad's anyway.
1 jubbergun 2019-03-24
He loves the oppression so much he married it.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-24
Oh man I remember this post, I think I even commented on it and got banned for the comment, let me see if I can find it
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-24
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-24
Ah man RIP feepo, the autists always die too young
1 TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 2019-03-24
anyone going to point out the obviously missing wedding rings?
1 UBIisLazy 2019-03-24
Spent the ring money on lean
1 mayocideisamyth 2019-03-24
This dude lmao
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-03-24
Assuming he isn't trolling, I'd bet he has schizophrenia or some shit. It's easy to forget that actual crazy people have access to the internet, unless they make it super apparent by talking about gang stalking or whatever. But that dude is literally insane.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Even if he is a troll, I think he's probably got serious issues.
1 AThiccMeme 2019-03-24
I miss MDE 😔
1 Wedgwoodc 2019-03-24
He’s just mad about the whole “inverted penis” thing that life dealt him
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-24
Someone pull up the picture of the fat guy in the anti-nazi shirt because it's certainly this fella.
1 Fred_Dickler 2019-03-24
That is the most disgusting sub-human I've ever seen on this website, and that's saying quite a bit.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-24
Archive of his account: https://archive.is/EmhAR
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
We all know he's guilty, its been proven every day on our TV's, our Twitter streams, our Reddit front page posts. Mueller should have just hired PoppinKREAM, all the information is already out there.
1 prof_oblivion 2019-03-24
loool. and people have gilded this shit too.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-03-24
LMAO
1 mrsuns10 2019-03-24
What a loser that guy is
1 keepittropical 2019-03-24
HYPER FAGGOT
1 TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 2019-03-24
That is 100% a paid shill. The shit he's posting is insane.
1 mrubuto22 2019-03-24
Dudes wife is hot as hell though
1 Bentoki 2019-03-24
Jesus christ dudes putting out an essay every minute
1 bearassbobcat 2019-03-24
Premium LOL
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-24
Either CNN removed the article or you were a complete dumb dumb when uploading it.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Looks like they're experiencing server problems.
1 Hypt1929 2019-03-24
Haha fair enough
1 UBIisLazy 2019-03-24
Oh noooo that sucks
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-24
where is that pizza shill faggot
1 MG87 2019-03-24
Who do you think is balls deep in your asshole?
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-03-24
stick to aaf nigger
1 spergling_ 2019-03-24
"suprise"
1 ESTLR 2019-03-24
Oh snap Reddit will implode,its gonna be a great.
Will r/all have a slight moment of clarity (like they did when they turned on the DNC after the 2016 elections) but double down in the upcoming weeks?
1 CivilTurnover 2019-03-24
https://www.fastcompany.com/90292507/heres-the-robert-mueller-action-figure-youve-been-waiting-for
SHEEEIT
1 mkwstar 2019-03-24
https://youtu.be/f9G8mu6rCpI?t=11s
1 xlhat 2019-03-24
Holy shit.
My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of tofu and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of tofu out of her hand.
She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Trump not guilty ?
This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in.
I want Trump to go to jail so that we can fiz the world.
I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was finished???? This is so fucked.
1 headasplodes 2019-03-24
Lol they've already started lying to try and say that Trump is still guilty.
Everyone keeps quoting this line "while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him" to make it sound like it's about the russians but it's just referring to obstruction of justice.
Jesus christ it's such a blatant lie but no one's going to pick up on it because these people who are ready to take the streets because of this are too lazy to read a 4 page summary for themselves. They'll just trust some redditor's selective quoting.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Obstruction of justice is still a big deal lol.
1 headasplodes 2019-03-24
Pretending anyone gives a fuck about that or it's any sort of win is pure cope. It's been non stop screeching about RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR for the last 2 years.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-24
The broader point is how can you obstruct a crime that doesn't exist?
1 headasplodes 2019-03-24
Really easily dumbass. Impeding an investigation is illegal
1 HillarysDoubleChin 2019-03-24
I thought the dems would pivot to "muh obstruction" but I doubt they can now b/c Barr summary said in his summary that the report specifically says that there is no evidence of obstruction.
Also, if you read the Comey personal memos, he said during a conversation with POTUS that Trump asked him to investigate to see if anyone on his team was conspiring and bring them down. He literally was helping the investigation. Obstruction will never bear any fruit. Just another COPE mechanism.
1 telandrias 2019-03-24
By lying to the fbi when you did nothing wrong
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-03-24
You gotta break the law to obstruct the justice getting you for it
1 Mother_Jabubu 2019-03-24
It's even more retarded because it's almost certainly just referring to Trump's tweets
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
CNN is down rn so here's the primary source.
https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/democrats.judiciary.house.gov/files/documents/AG%20March%2024%202019%20Letter%20to%20House%20and%20Senate%20Judiciary%20Committees.pdf
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-24
Why'd you remove the other threads?
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
I'm not the mod who removed them lol. I'm guessing to avoid a flood of Muellerposting.
1 seenten 2019-03-24
Too late
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
It's to concentrate them, silly.
1 AlicesHardBoiledEggs 2019-03-24
>drama megathreads
1 drtoszi 2019-03-24
They’re all being tagged with ‘low effort’ too lmao
Mods are salty
1 jubbergun 2019-03-24
Someone is trying hard but can still barely C O P E!
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
Yeah, now we enter the even more delicious release everything so we can see why he made no determination phase. Hold your bussy, dramanauts, it gets better.
1 MG87 2019-03-24
Grab em by the bussy?
1 SJCards 2019-03-24
Would you really want to grab icky gussy?
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-24
Does this mean the drama gods have smiled on us and may give us some drama whiplash?
1 selbbircs 2019-03-24
As much as I'd love to see the procedures of prosecuting a sitting President, Dems should just realize the optics of pursuing an obstruction of justice charge is retarded. They can easily win the next one if they actually focus on important shit instead of looking at Native American DNA and nitpicking a Muslim over defending Israel.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-24
Focus on the looming recession, national debt, etc etc and it's a guaranteed 2020 win for the dems.
1 jubbergun 2019-03-24
Yeah, focus on a) something that hasn't happened yet -- then get blamed for "talking down the economy" -- or b) something they're just as guilty of creating as republicans are plus (and you know this one is coming no matter what) c) more identity politics.
Maybe instead of telling the plebes what they should want democrats should listen to their fucking constituents.
1 regeya 2019-03-24
Don't underestimate the pro life retards, though. When they get told that women are getting their babies killed after the babies are born because they changed their mind about having a baby, the fucking retards actually believe it.
1 Automaticus 2019-03-24
The dems are fucking hopeless.
neoliberals are hated by people, the media is hated by the people, they wont win.
1 ForgotOld 2019-03-24
This is Trump's America I hope your happy
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-24
rip
1 Pepperglue 2019-03-24
So the worst he'll get is what, get fined for violating campaign finance laws?
I sure hope my co-workers will sperg out for my entertainment when I go back to work this week.
1 I_Am_The_Strawman 2019-03-24
Isnt that assumed though. You dont prove innocence. You get found not guilty.
1 Whatafuxup 2019-03-24
lmao the fucking double speak.
that can literally be said about everyone even proven innocent ever
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-24
Well yeah, that's the case for anyone who doesn't have a rock-solid alibi, see: original OJ trial.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-03-24
The stickied comment is for serious posters only, OUT OUT.
1 Whatafuxup 2019-03-24
smd, smdh
1 nybbas 2019-03-24
They also didn't say that trump hasn't murdered anyone. So for all we know, he is a fucking serial killer too.
1 ihaztacos 2019-03-24
Barr: “The Special Counsel states that ‘while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.’”
Soo i guess its all cool in the neighborhood or his fucked ??
1 captainlvsac 2019-03-24
Barr is Trump's handpicked AG. This is his summary of the report.
1 arandomloser21 2019-03-24
Taking a quick look into the /r/politics there is some nice COPE going on but the fact that
is already being quoted means this is another nothingburger. 😴😴😴
1 here_for_news1 2019-03-24
I love how they're throwing that quote around like it covers collusion and obstruction and conveniently omit that it only covers the latter.
The mental gymnastics are Olympic level.
1 arandomloser21 2019-03-24
I shouldn't be surprised they are already spinning like a tornado but it just impresses me how dems keep having these glorious BTFO moments that they ultimately bring unto themselves.
1 Slutha 2019-03-24
r/CopingHaven
1 JollyOllyMansFatDick 2019-03-24
its F 5 o clock!
1 Stoatermine 2019-03-24
And it falls out of the news cycle in 3..2..
1 MG87 2019-03-24
Oh shit
1 Anderstw_ 2019-03-24
Imagine thinking trump was hiding his secret ties to putin/russia for 3 years without doing any mistake.
From the guy who practically admit obstructing justice live on television.
1 skinnsaddler 2019-03-24
When I first saw The_Mueller subreddit, it reeked of Monday Morning Quarterback DNC/Clinton campaign astroturfing. Douche chills. The fact The_Mueller is now an embarrassment that will help Daddy Trump in 2020 pretty much confirms Clinton campaign involvement.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-24
Exactly why I said nothing would come of this. If his handlers all colluded, they would have known Trump himself is too much of an idiot to trust with that knowledge himself.
1 VanOldenbarnevelt 2019-03-24
The worldnews thread is a C O P E goldmine
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2019-03-24
It should be noted that this is AG Barr’s summary. The whole thing hasn’t actually been released yet, I believe. Also it was stated that this doesn’t exactly exonerate Trump, since collusion is likely not the only thing he was being investigated for.
What I’m trying to say is, hold onto your butts, because I’m getting the feeling this ride ain’t over yet.
1 telandrias 2019-03-24
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
I can't even handle it right now lads, it's like the day Brexit won the vote, I want to just freeze the internet for a while as I read through all the fucking COPE. Oh my god.
I don't even like Trump but this is fucking hilarious, the one stick the libs have been beating him with for the past 3 years just disintegrated in their hands. Probably would've been a better idea to go after his policies instead of some conspiracy theory bullshit. Now they're going to do what they did after the election, and double down on their unsuccessful strategy by claiming it was all sabotaged by Russia or some nonsense.
Dramacoin is through the fucking roof right now.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-24
It's more like they hit themselves in the face with it and realised it's not a stick, it's frozen shit that is now flowing down their head.
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-24
Why is everyone assuming this is over?
This is Barr’s summary of the report. Barr is a known hack and why anyone would trust this is beyond me
Hit me back when we have the full report and it still shows nothing. Barr will be in front of congress next week and Muellar won’t be far behind him, assuming the report is not released
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Are you saying... there might be a second wave of COPE? From the other side this time?
Nursing a semi here mate
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-24
Possibly. The point is that it’s not over
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Take a guess about who somebody this stupid supports...
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-24
Wanna make a wager and see who’s right?
Read what I’m saying carefully.
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Oh so you're also an idiot...
You asked
I answered with why the person you were responding to was assuming it is over.
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-24
Fuck off retard. You edited in the quote
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Nothing has been edited you fucking moron lol. Reality exists even if you whine.
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-24
Ok partner whatever you say /s
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Just more pathetic whining about how reality isn't reality.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Please do take a guess. I'll be amazed if you get it right.
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Pathetic troll crying to be fed.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Do you know what sub you're on? Did you get lost on your way to somewhere else?
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Pathetic troll crying to be fed.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
It's okay, buddy. Maybe the full report will find something 😂
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Pathetic troll crying to be fed.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
I'll fill you're mum though
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Pathetic troll crying to be fed. You'll never fill your empty life.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Actually, most days I end up wishing my life was a bit more empty, lmfao.
Anyway, here's Gold.
Thank you for coming home I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn I left them here, I could have sworn
These are my salad days Slowly being eaten away Just another play for today
Oh, but I'm proud of you, but I'm proud of you Nothing left to make me feel small Luck has left me standing so tall
Gold (gold) Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructable Always believe in 'Cause you are gold (gold) Glad that you're bound to return There's something I could have learned You're indestructable Always believe in
After the rush has gone I hope you find a little more time Remember, we were partners in crime
It's only two years ago The man with the suit and the pace You knew that he was there on the case
Now he's in love with you, he's in love with you My love is like a high prison wall But you could leave me standing so tall
Gold (gold) Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructable Always believe in 'Cause you are gold (gold) Glad that you're bound to return There's something I could have learned You're indestructable Always believe in
My love is like a high prison wall But you could leave me standing so tall
Gold (gold) Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructable Always believe in 'Cause you are gold (gold) Glad that you're bound to return There's something I could have learned You're indestructable Always believe in
(Gold)
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Pathetic troll crying to be fed. You'll never fill your empty life.
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-24
All them words won't bring your pa back.
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
You're alive!
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you
1 ubermanwolf 2019-03-24
Pathetic politics poster trying to cope.
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
At least you're not even pretending on the Nazi front anymore lol. Just come right out and tell us how much you hate both Jews and reality.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-03-24
When did I start???
1 FiveBookSet 2019-03-24
Nazi's gonna Nazi.
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
1 pinkysfarm69 2019-03-24
Keep fluffing your own ego by twisting people's words to try and make yourself look morally superior, bet it works out really great for you. You're a pathetic loser who spends all his days on Reddit starting fights by repeating the same nonsense over and over again because you're too stupid to come up with an actual argument.
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
God libtards r dumb af
Orange man bad
1 Pistachiothenut 2019-03-24
this but unironically
1 kermit_was_right 2019-03-24
He is complete shit, but isn’t a Putin puppet. And anyone who didn’t see that is fucking blind lmao.
Of course, people who spent years screaming about witch hunt are also fucking retarded.
Good day to be a radical centrist for sure.
1 mrsuns10 2019-03-24
Same dont like Trump but love seeing the meltdowns
1 boredcentsless 2019-03-24
in that regard, he's the gift that keep son giving
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
OOTL what is cope?
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
It's what happens when people are presented with information that they struggle to accept for one reason or another. Rage, lashing out, deflection, projection, any number of reactions can be COPE. Check the op link sorted by new, and you'll see it in the wild.
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
oh ok I thought COPE was like an acronym or something
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Nah, it's just in capitals because... Well, have you seen the thread?
1 tactical_lampost 2019-03-24
yup, complete shitshow, I love it
1 Caqo 2019-03-24
Imagine if they focused on beating up ICE agents instead of attacking trump supporters and making up a bunch of stupid bullshit
Literally nobody would have a problem with it we HATE law enforcement in America
1 ubermanwolf 2019-03-24
Aren't ICE agents disproportionately latin? That would be hilarious.
1 CUM_AND_POOP_BURGER 2019-03-24
The one stick? Really?
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
Okay, two sticks. The other one is COPE.
1 missyelliot04 2019-03-24
You really should edit your user name. You're means you are. What you were looking for is your_mum_mate. Unless, you are purposely trying to be my mum? Get it together. Know your vocabulary.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-24
It's bait to hook retards with.
Oh.
1 missyelliot04 2019-03-24
Awh that's so adorable!
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-03-24
I have an inkling of a possibility that Bernie may actually not be able to win...
1 high_side 2019-03-24
What if he suggests a $1001 basic income?
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-24
YANGGANGJEWCREW 2020!1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-03-24
No one’s a better sugardaddy than a rich old man 😩
1 PopeyJoe 2019-03-24
god this is going to be glorious
1 Party_Independence 2019-03-24
DAY OF THE COPE
1 CLX053 2019-03-24
God I fucking hate trump's beliefs and policies but he is great for dramacoin, which is all I really care about in politics. So glad this happened and hope he drives this bitch into the ground.
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-24
To quote a certain capeshit movie, We’re in the endgame now.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-24
I really want to see a lib version of Qanon explain how this was “the only way”.
1 Onii-chan_dai-suki 2019-03-24
I think this was only the beginning
1 Miley_I-da-Ho 2019-03-24
Of course Trump's campaign was practically run by Putin.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-24
Hah, wow who could have seen this coming?
I can't wait to call anyone who ever brings up Trump/Russia a conspiracy theorist.
1 KingInTheNorthVI 2019-03-24
Fuck the Republicans. Fuck the South. Fuck the flyover states. Fuck a third of Maine. 2/3rds Nebraska. Fuck Alaska. Fuck the coal miners. Fuck the scared old people. Fuck 60% of white people. Fuck the non-voters. Fuck the electoral system that produces minority elected presidents. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the Federalist Society. Fuck the Heritage Foundation. Fuck Reagan's rotting corpse. Fuck Newt Gingrich who solidified this bull shit. Fuck Nixon for everything. Fuck Goldwater. Fuck Roger Ailes and Fox News. Fuck the rich assholes who fund all this. Fuck Evangelical Christians. Fuck pro-life Catholics. Fuck 3rd generation immigrants who vote for anti-immigration policies without a hint of irony. Fuck the Mormons. Fuck turtle man. Fuck his corrupt-ass wife. Fuck everyone who will be on the wrong side of history. Fuck the two illegitimate supreme court members now. Fuck the other 3 asshats on their too. Fuck Pence. Fuck the Kochs.
Vote with the intensity and anger one brings into war. Take every opportunity to make these assholes scared.
1 1999_Djsid 2019-03-24
GET FUCKED RETARD
1 Imperial_M4A1 2019-03-24
Real balanced and well-adjusted individual over here, folks.
1 PantsAndTShirt 2019-03-24
You're going to need some lube. Lots of lube.
1 RedactedPlatosCave 2019-03-24
Thank you. I was so thirsty and your liberal tears quenched my thirst. Enjoy the next 6 years. Love you.
1 KingInTheNorthVI 2019-03-24
Eating the pasta on /r/drama?
Lurk more faggot
1 XLPenis 2019-03-24
Mmmmmm. Nothing burger. A socialists favorite meal.
1 ItsaBabySpider 2019-03-24
HA HA HAHA HAHA
You wasted the last 2 years of your life over nothing LOL
Holy fuck It makes me so happy to see all you retards screaming at the top of your lungs like its 2016 all over again.
You're all degenerate fucking losers.
1 KingInTheNorthVI 2019-03-24
Way to take the bait m8
1 kaczynskireborn 2019-03-24
This is the end of America, if we let this stand.
A white supremacist supporting bigot stole our election by using the services of Putin, himself a sexist homophobic dictator that is despised by his own people and kills journalists who are critical of him.
He's reworked the country into a disaster, ruined our economy with his tax handouts, tried to ban all Muslims but luckily got blocked by our courts, destroyed the good name of the presidency and made us a laughing stock to the world.
And now we can't even get him indicted for obvious crimes, with a mountain of evidence being reported by all the mainstream news for the last 2 years.
Something is seriously wrong here, and the only way to stop this is have a huge blue wave in 2020 and make sure Republicans never get elected again. We have to ban propaganda from the Internet, we have to go after right wing sites that push this racist narrative to scare white people into voting for nativists like Trump. Its the only way that we stop regressing and continue the progress that Obama started.
1 Thor-Loki-1 2019-03-24
Man, how do you speak that language so well?
It's taken me 10 years to do English, and I still can't put this shit together.
1 ajmeb53 2019-03-24
MUELLER IS A NAZI
1 LegalBreadfruit 2019-03-24
Leaked full Mueller Report
1 Eingi 2019-03-24
What a twist!
1 James__K__Polk 2019-03-24
This is pretty great
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/b50gkr/megathread_ag_willam_barr_releases_his_top_line/ejajdzy/
1 unbanwoodser 2019-03-24
LOL /r/news deleted the post.
1 Senor_Taco29 2019-03-24
And Worldnews keeps scrubbing comments too
1 Shadow1277 2019-03-24
It also doesn't exonerate him either.
1 telandrias 2019-03-24
Right? Six years later we can get an ag to reopen the investigation and give us the result america i mean democrats need.
1 0xAD010 2019-03-24
This line is literally retarded. You can't prove a negative. Of course the report can't exonerate him.
1 Shadow1277 2019-03-24
No, what retarded is claiming "you can't prove a negative." Of course you can prove a negative its call evidence of absence you may want look it up sometime.
1 morerokk 2019-03-24
COPE
1 Meme_Pope 2019-03-24
It’s hilarious how this report is completely absent from the top of the Reddit News tab after 2 years of all consuming obsession over it. Even funnier that I’m it’s place, there’s a post about how a user poll says there was obstruction.
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-03-24
It's now obvious that mainstream Reddit is just as retarded as the hot takes you see on the Donald.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-24
Now?
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-03-24
I'm a slow learner
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-24
I said three years ago some of Trump's people will go down but, unless he does something stupid and illegal in the process, Trump himself will be untouched.
It was obvious from the start he wasn't some Machiavellian puppet GRU asset, for better or worse Trump is just a loudmouth retard.
1 Shadow1277 2019-03-24
The real Mueller report is much more than Barr summary https://twitter.com/page88/status/1109881090339155968
1 GaroldWilsonSnailJr 2019-03-24
As an American, I'm very relieved that our president did not collude to steal an election.
I also cannot wait to see the meltdown from people who DID want this to be true.
1 westofthetracks 2019-03-24
libtards owned epic style
1 Maple28 2019-03-24
This story is being purged from r/news
1 Finagles_Law 2019-03-24
Mueller finds there was not enough evidence to conclude without a reasonable doubt there was collusion with Russia. But Americans don't understand nuance.
1 pantyhose4 2019-03-24
AGENDAPOSTERS OUT
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-24
It’s a relief to know my President is just retarded and not acting retarded because he’s a secret Russian puppet.
1 cernbro 2019-03-24
CNN has already started the cope
1 mr_grey 2019-03-24
Let’s see the full report then
1 Rosaarch 2019-03-24
This is literally the funniest shit.
1 CS8E 2019-03-24
RuSsIa InTeRvEnEd WiTh ThE rEpOrT
1 watermark08 2019-03-24
DRUMF WON'T BE ABLE TO WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
1 InfiniteBumblebee 2019-03-24
https://howlonguntiltrumpleaves.com/ is going to need to add 1461 days to it's timer...
1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-24
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1 mrsuns10 2019-03-24
I cant wait for the meltdowns
1 HawlSera 2019-03-24
Not true https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/24/mueller-report-trump-collusion-corruption-congress-democrats
1 POOPISTRUMP 2019-03-24
In other news, Canada is gay.
1 Shamepai 2019-03-24
"muh Russia"
1 kingofthehill5 2019-03-24
This makes the 1000+ gilded posts on bestof about redditors proving collusion all the more hilarious.
1 yungwavyj 2019-03-24
My favorite part is where it says Russians repeatedly offered to collude with the Trump campaign and were rebuffed.
1 quantum_darkness 2019-03-24
poppinKream on suicide watch