The_Mueller reaches final level of COPE: removes the thread about the report

309  2019-03-24 by Plumfruits

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We are reaching levels of cope not seen since the election

I am not sure if it's renewable cope, but by the gods, I am gonna ride that cope high all the way.

Cope levels will skyrocket even higher when Daddy Trump inevitably wins 2020.

I'm honestly having deja vu

Well they have been counting on this investigation to take Trump down since then. So can’t say I am surprised by their antics.

Can we move elections to every year? The salt from either side when the other wins will make drama coin go through the roof!

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They have a megathread up.

Are Megathreads the biggest cope of all?

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/r/news does not currently have a thread up for this either. lmao

They had one like an hour ago but they send whatever shit they don't like to the Shadow Realm

I remember the Florida gay nightclub shooting thread getting nuked harder that Hiroshima the second it came out the guy was muslim.

They were even deleting posts on where you could donate blood.

Its stuff like that that can radicalise a centrist

Legit the only time I posted in the Donald because they hadn’t gone off the deep end yet and it was the only sub discussing it.

Yeah ok you fucking TD poster; my MassTagger CAUGHT YOU

Legit, what the fuck is going on over there? What could they possibly gain by censoring this shit?

its the same reason why people downvote shit they disagree with, just with more power, its not hard ti figure out

lol. Everything here about this is being tagged "low effort" by a salty mod.

Pure damage control

You get auto removed if you say Pulse Night Club in any r/news thread still to this day lmao

The first page has 3 articles with the word Russia in the headline:

Russia sends more than 100 troops to Venezuela

Russian arrested over smuggled orangutan

Naked Russian Man Tries to Board Plane, Claiming to Be More 'Aerodynamic'

smuggling monkeys and boarding planes naked and that’s who they said Trump was colluding with smh.

r/fuckthealtright is also rather silent about it.

I'm thinking about documenting all the threads on r/drama today about the Muller cope lmao. One thing I've found is that I am unable to relive the 2016 Trump win COPE because there is no central archive of all the threads.

Lmao look at this totally, definitely real post on there:

https://i.redd.it/xk8g1k19vdm21.jpg

There's no saving retards who take /pol/ seriously

Libtards taking the bait every single time 😎😎😎

You can bet your bussy if Trump got hit with an indictment, there would be a gigantic megathread with 20k comments and 20 dollars worth of gilds.

Lol no posts on /r/news in the last hour, did they block submissions?

Oh shit hahahahaha! The biggest US news story of the last ten years and they lock the sub cause Mueller can't behave.

They usually remove purely political stories tbh - emphasis on usually.

Besides, there's enough going on in the r/politics threads to make up for the story's absence on r/news:

This Megathread is like The Purge right now

lol

Lmao they only remove political stories that don’t support their worldview. They even remove apolitical stories that go against that same worldview.

They have a thread up now

Full of misbehaviour.

👏Y'ALL👏CAN'T👏BE👏CENSORED👏 😤

/r/SubredditDrama is also not talking about this at all, which just reconfirms that they’re the lesser drama sub

Why should they? Without details it’s not news

C O P E

Looks like only /r/drama is talking about the report.

Why does this disgusting sub find this funny? It is deadly serious. We are living in a Dictatorship. I'm literally shaking and dry heaving right now. I honestly don't know what to say. This was good vs evil and the bad guys won... I've been crying for over 2 hours straight and my wife's kids thought someone had died. I told them someone did...America

This was good vs evil and the bad guys won.

Capeshit was a mistake

Thanos snapped Trump into our timeline xD

YEAH YEAH WIFES KIDS YEAH YEAH

They are his wife's boyfriend's kids actually.

like uuuugggghhh i can't believe this y'all

👏MUELLER👏IS👏CANCELLED👏

Lady liberty lies in a heap of ashes.

This isn't a sub. This is a collective you bigot.

Our country is dying and you want to argue semantics? This collective is DISGUSTING

Are you threatening me? That's a hate crime buddy.

This is not a sub, it is a panini.

An autonomous collective at that!

I'm tempted to repost this on a forum I go on, but I'm afraid it'll be too blatant.

Top pasta!

My 4 year-old daughter just came up to me and said "Daddy I thought Mueller was going to put the orange man in jail because of his apparent collusion in Russia but now I'm afraid of leaving my teddy bear alone because I fear he will get deported".

I'm literally shaking right now and I told her we're going to destroy every wall in this house because walls are bad.

👏👏👏

This is penultimate, the final stage is going private.

Full shut down is my guess, like when Bernie’s entire sub got nuked.

seems kinda redundant now if mueller has finished

MUELLER COMIN YO

So glad everyone who posted that on reddit has to experience today

No one ever thought the Mueller investigation would lead anywhere, I don't know why people are making such a big deal about it.

It was complete horseshit from the outset? Glenn Greenwald, Matt Taibbi were literally the only lefty journalists to trust in 2008, and they're going Super-Saiyan ripping on media. None of these people have talent, they are like Youtubers.

90% of reddit was convinced it was taking trump down.

No, you're making stuff up. No one thought anything would happen with Mueller.

Adam Shift is who has all the evidence.

oh BOY the cope is coming from WITHIN the drama thread

I think he is being satirical.

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1,2 Oatmeal but the lyrics are replaced with "cope"

if you think that you have not read twitter or reddit the past 2 years, people were so emotionally invested in it they were deifying mueller lmao

Yo all this cope is making me really excited for the super cope that’s coming 2020. That shit will go down in the history books for millennia to come

I made one comment there and was immediately accused of being a Russian shill. You can't make this shit up.

I was banned this morning. Now I can't get my Russian Shill pay! Sad.

My boss said I need to like Trump's next tweet 2000 times or he'll throw me in jail ;_;

Imagince cucking this many people by not doing anything

Banned for saying people were stupid for wanting it to be real.

Looks like we took a vacation to Cope-a-cabana