Gallowboob utterly BTFO by automod.

537  2019-03-25 by LieutenantBill

71 comments

Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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Ouch

☝️😎☝️

Inshallah

Automod is now perma-banned from this community.

seething

Automod for president 2020

sorry, but 46 president will be best r/drama poster - LongPostBot

No, automod president and snappy as vice-president

Yes please

Wow he really is a cunt

More like a prolapse anus

Yea but people are willing to pay to see prolapsed anus, not sure about Gallowboob tho

Hey! PROLAPSED RECTUMS ARE NOT FUNNY! 😡😡😡

You are right, not funny, they are hilarious.

Both have a place in my search engine

He was joking.

He's still a pathetic cunt.

Found a gallow alt

No, I think he's a cunt but that joke is not what makes him a cunt.

m e r e l y p r e t e n d i n g

GB: I'm not actually retarded, it was a joke everyone!

Everyone: fuck you, the reason we believed it is because you're a cunt

Imagine getting your asshole blown out hard by a spambot

Automods roll out!

So much salt. What a bitch.

Someone's jealous a bot does a better job at being an influencer than him.

They were joking. This was actually somewhat self-aware.

Nah, it was an attempt at a save. He knew that deleting it would make the assblasting worse.

Gallowbob has to be the biggest bitch I've ever seen in my life. Imagine being so emotionally pathetic and weak you ban a fucking automod. Pathetic.

I don’t understand how a bot can write all that shit

We accept crypto titties and virtual hugs as currency.

how can a non gay be so fucking gay?!

Gallowboob

 

non-gay

Pick one.

I assumed he was a diddler

Yeah because diddlers can't be faggots.

We are not allowed to make such statements, please do not do so.

Only of kids.

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He may not be sexually attracted to men, but he's still a faggot.

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Seriously? This is fucking retarded. What bullshit is this?

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phaggot

faygo

Daddy Yang is right robots are replacing us

I bet automod has pings.

wat a faghet

They should ban that guy and make him start all over again. Just for the lulz.

He'd just rev up one of his currently running alts.

Gallowboob on suicide watch

He'll probably send it a close up of his bume holé.

Automod getting that bussy

do not refer to that, we are not allowed to do so.

Gallowboob was responsible for the great molasses flood.

Edit: Anyone who took the “automod ban” or any of this seriously is a dumbass and should feel bad. IQ of 200 and higher only welcome on this sub, anything less is getting the banhammmer.

i see...

I totally see that too and now I feel bad.

He definitely removed more than that.

Good to see Snappy isn't the only sassy and sentient bot

Can someone explain what happened here? How did auto mod write that? Someone just have told it to?

That's their auto mod response for when anyone comments r/hailcorporate

Gallowboob tagged hailcorporate and got his cheeks clapped by autogod

Saydrah 2.0

How the fuck is that post even relevant to madlads sub.

Humans can never be that based

SEETHING robert allam

Nobody will have a gaming PC, soon Google Stadia will own you.

No one man should have all that power

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