John "Bones" McCain is officially yellow BONES in the ground. NBC and MSNBC say I wasn't offered John's bones. WRONG. Meghan McCain offered me his disgusting "bones" and I declined. No thank you!
Creepy John McCain is nothing but bones and dust. Many people scared by the concept of skeletons. Never had an issue!
Just saw "John's bones". No thanks!
"Boring Mike Pence" was crying like a baby with snot and sweat pouring down his face at John McCains funeral where his bones sat, exposed to the elements. Weird guy!
Trump is a complete moron. Like, unironically, unshitpostingly, I am 100% willing to believe that Trump managed to fuck himself over for something that was 100% legal.
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
Second, while the OLC opinion concludes that a sitting President may not be prosecuted, it recognizes that a criminal investigation during the Presidentās term is permissible. The OLC opinion also recognizes that a President does not have immunity after he leaves office. And if individuals other than the President committed an obstruction offense, they may be prosecuted at this time. Given those considerations, the facts known to us, and the strong public interest in safeguarding the integrity of the criminal justice system, we conducted a thorough factual investigation in order to preserve the evidence when memories were fresh and documentary materials were available.
Third, we considered whether to evaluate the conduct we investigated under the Justice Manual standards governing prosecution and declination decisions, but we determined not to apply an approach that could potentially result in a judgment that the President committed crimes. The threshold step under the Justice Manual standards is to assess whether a personās conduct āconstitutes a federal offense.ā U.S. Depāt of Justice, Justice Manual Ā§ 9-27.220 (2018) (Justice Manual). Fairness concerns counseled against potentially reaching that judgment when no charges can be brought. The ordinary means for an individual to respond to an accusation is through a speedy and public trial, with all the procedural protections that surround a criminal case. An individual who believes he was wrongly accused can use that process to seek to clear his name. In contrast, a prosecutorās judgment that crimes were committed, but that no charges will be brought, affords no such adversarial opportunity for public name-clearing before an impartial adjudicator.
The concerns about the fairness of such a determination would be heightened in the case of a sitting President, where a federal prosecutorās accusation of a crime, even in an internal report, could carry consequences that extend beyond the realm of criminal justice. OLC noted similar concerns about sealed indictments. Even if an indictment were sealed during the Presidentās term, OLC reasoned, āit would be very difficult to preserve [an indictmentās] secrecy,ā and if an indictment became public, ā[t]he stigma and opprobriumā could imperil the Presidentās ability to govern.ā
Although a prosecutorās internal report would not represent a formal public accusation akin to an indictment, the possibility of the reportās public disclosure and the absence of a neutral adjudicatory forum to review its findings counseled against potentially determining that the personās conduct constitutes a federal offense.ā Justice Manual & 9-27.220.
Fourth, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. The evidence we obtained about the Presidentās actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.
The evidence we obtained about the Presidentās actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred.
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1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
John "Bones" McCain is officially yellow BONES in the ground. NBC and MSNBC say I wasn't offered John's bones. WRONG. Meghan McCain offered me his disgusting "bones" and I declined. No thank you!
Creepy John McCain is nothing but bones and dust. Many people scared by the concept of skeletons. Never had an issue!
Just saw "John's bones". No thanks!
"Boring Mike Pence" was crying like a baby with snot and sweat pouring down his face at John McCains funeral where his bones sat, exposed to the elements. Weird guy!
John's Bones!
1 thewarfreak 2019-03-25
I laughed so hard
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
I see conservatives are still lying about what started the investigation.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Investigation totally clears the president! Thanks Mueller!
1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-25
Trump is blatantly guilty of obstruction of justice.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Very cool and very legal! Totally clears the President!
1 pi_over_3 2019-03-25
Whatever you need to cling to.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Why would he obstruct if he had nothing to hide?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Trump is a complete moron. Like, unironically, unshitpostingly, I am 100% willing to believe that Trump managed to fuck himself over for something that was 100% legal.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
You think it has nothing to do with investigators having a reason to look at his finances?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
I think attributing to malice what can be easily explained by stupidity is a doomed errand, but to each their own.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Malice?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/malice
Yuropoor, out, out, out !
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/self-preservation
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Weak yuropoor bantz are weak.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
What?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Learn english, mofo.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Are you off your meds?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
The fuck are you doing on r/drama if it's to be your boring self ? Talking to yourself is even less entertaining than talking to a wall. Please try getting a personnality, or barring that, remove yourself from the premises, yuropoor.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Just pretending to be retarded?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
So is it a real disability or just pretend?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Is this your unique way of answering the question?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Q predicted this.
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Have a bad day, champ? Want to go to McDonalds?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Wait you are actually a burger ?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
You are not a smart fella, I'll tell you what.
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
And back to boring.
Buddy my fucking name is error404brain. The fact that you are choosing idiocy to insult me is a monumental stupidity.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
C O P E
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
lmao, imagine downsnoozling me for pointing out you acted like a complete retard. Yuropoor absoluite state, lmao.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Your buttons, I push them.
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Sure you do buddy. Sure you do. Care to at least try to succeed the turing test ?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
You mad?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Boomer, that meme was already old ten years ago ...
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
and?
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Boomer ...
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
What do you mean? I'm just a simple lolcow farmer.
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
Are you the farmer or the cow tho ?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
1 error404brain 2019-03-25
The cow then.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Yeah that makes sense. Corn farmers are corn.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Has he been convicted of obstruction?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
He openly admitted to firing Comey because of the Russiain interference investigation.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
So he's not guilty of obstruction and you're just coping
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Looks like you are coping. Why would you believe only part of Barr's summary?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
"Surely this is the end of drumph!"
Truly pathetic cope
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
"can't be convicted, but he might have dun did it!"
This clears the president! Thank you copelord!
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
You believe the president is immune from obstruction of justice charges?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Nope, but I don't really care. I'm here for your cope. And if he does get pinched, I'll be here for daddycel cope
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
Cope
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Here you are sperging about how this will finally be the end of Daddy and now you're projecting your cope lmao.
Very cool and very legal!
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
If you have to resort to lies about me, that is you coping.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
ššš
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
"making fun of me for getting btfo by daddy is the real cope"
Ok sweaty
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Seething because this is all they serve at McMuellers
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
?
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
2 Penis_Retard 2019-03-25
Is the first months rent free? ššš
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
1 Penis_Retard 2019-03-25
Life time rent at absolutely no cost
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-25
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1 LongPostBot 2019-03-25
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1 jko831 2019-03-25
SEETHING
1 diggity_md 2019-03-25
Toto's "Africa" but replace all the lyrics with "cope"
1 Acsvf 2019-03-25
cope cope cope
1 xlhat 2019-03-25
That portrait of Andrew Jackson.š
1 6PoundsSoft 2019-03-25
Daddy's hair gets more and more magnificent with every fever dra drawing.
Is that Palpatine on the wall to the right? I need labels to understand.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
How can you tell there's a drawing or a wall?
1 PlumCorruptor 2019-03-25
His hair looks more and more like a character from one of them Chinese cartoons
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-03-25
I want to see a big tiddy anime trump.
1 PlumCorruptor 2019-03-25
We all do š©
1 Matues49 2019-03-25
lol the cancer surgery scar in McCain's head. Classy.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Zyklon Ben is entering his post-realism phase
1 still_futile 2019-03-25
Do you think Garrison recommends lotion for Trump to use on his dick for his favorite flavor?
1 pi_over_3 2019-03-25
I can't believe he didn't label Andrew Jackson. This must be a fake.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
He's been moving into a more abstract expression lately
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-03-25
Some day there will be Van Gogh-esque exhibit of his "cartoons" detailing his spiral into deeper insanity
1 DuckterQuackWebMD 2019-03-25
Since there's no labels, how I am supposed to know who that guy with the suit and blonde hair is.
1 ztoundas 2019-03-25
I like how Trump is super calm and collected and not totally spamming Twitter attacking the ghost
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Only the most stable of geniuses argues with a corpse
1 OysterCookie 2019-03-25
his phone has a diet coke button, this is art
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-25
No that phone is not a phone. It is clearly diet coke because the label told me so.
1 justins_cornrows 2019-03-25
Trump is STIRNER GANG
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-25
He's got eyebrows like Ox Baker
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-03-25
he's still very self conscious over trump's weight I see